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(The Citizen)   It was a million to one shot doc...a million to one   ( thelocal.se) divider line
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2012-07-22 10:11:39 PM  
A million-to-one shots happen nine times out of ten.
 
2012-07-22 10:34:09 PM  
FTFA: "It was a complete shock to the whole body," the man told local paper Arbetarbladet.

Some parts more than others.
 
2012-07-22 10:44:02 PM  
"The Assman's in town!"

"You got that straight!"
 
2012-07-22 11:31:08 PM  
( O.o)

What has been read...
 
2012-07-22 11:48:38 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
2012-07-22 11:50:07 PM  
On the plus side, anal will be much easier on him now
 
2012-07-23 12:27:24 AM  
Jesus, that article was way too graphic.
 
2012-07-23 12:57:16 AM  

platedlizard: A million-to-one shots happen nine times out of ten.


Ook.
 
2012-07-23 01:06:30 AM  
Why does that car have a metal dildo on it in the first place?
 
2012-07-23 02:34:54 AM  
Could be a swedish bottom thread. Could. But it won't.
 
2012-07-23 02:35:52 AM  
Ouch
 
2012-07-23 02:37:51 AM  

Makh: Why does that car have a metal dildo on it in the first place?


Well where do YOU put your metal dildos, smart guy?
 
2012-07-23 02:38:58 AM  
"When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park. "


Oh, how nice of them
 
2012-07-23 02:39:06 AM  
I'll go ahead and make the obligatory "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" joke.

/damn, I feel dirty after making that joke
 
2012-07-23 02:39:16 AM  
They gonna need a new Peterbilt
 
2012-07-23 02:39:51 AM  
fark you fark. Seriously. We aren't friends anymore. Don't call me anymore. Eventually you will realize this was for the best.
 
2012-07-23 02:40:18 AM  
I wonder what the guy actually screamed to get attention. HELP I GOT A ummmm nevermind sir.
 
2012-07-23 02:42:23 AM  
Look before you.....park your ass on a amusement park ride. Doubly so in Sweden.
 
2012-07-23 02:43:41 AM  
Yes,yes....We know he got the point,subby.
 
2012-07-23 02:43:46 AM  
uthia
 
2012-07-23 02:47:40 AM  

otto the bull: "When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park."

I just had a metal rod shoved up my ass and gushing blood....Uh, OK, I guess there is always time for free meatballs and lingonberries.


"Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for."
 
2012-07-23 02:48:10 AM  
His bum is on the Swedish
 
2012-07-23 02:49:38 AM  

scrapetv.com

 
2012-07-23 02:50:11 AM  

snake_beater: I'll go ahead and make the obligatory "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" joke.

/damn, I feel dirty after making that joke


technically this is a "his rectum damn near killed him" situation.
 
2012-07-23 02:51:45 AM  

Charlie Freak: Jesus, that article was way too graphic.


You are guilty of a great understatement. That was beyond too much and complete with photos.
 
2012-07-23 02:52:00 AM  

snake_beater: I'll go ahead and make the obligatory "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" joke.

/damn, I feel dirty after making that joke


Came here to do the very same.
 
2012-07-23 02:53:26 AM  

Begoggle: His bum is on the Swedish


I appreciate this reference
 
2012-07-23 02:54:45 AM  
"It was terribly painful," said the man to the paper.

That's some fine reportin' there Lou
 
2012-07-23 02:57:33 AM  
I wonder how his farts sound now, if they've lost all their volume.
 
2012-07-23 02:58:22 AM  
A little less than a million-to-one odds with the placement of that hitch so near to the seat.
 
2012-07-23 02:58:24 AM  
Feels his pain:
i11.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 02:59:15 AM  
When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash

I wonder if this is what they offered him for his "wounds"?

static.neatoshop.com

Thanks for the unintentional laugh Fark sidebar.
 
2012-07-23 02:59:17 AM  
Was there a lewd owl seen making suggestive remarks at the scene?
 
2012-07-23 03:02:29 AM  
WTF!?! Do they not have ambulance services in Sweden? Why the fark all did he have to drive himself to the hospital? Why the fark did this guy think to just "wash up" and let it go?!?!?!?!?
 
2012-07-23 03:05:09 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-23 03:08:00 AM  
"It was a complete shock to the whole body."

Well duh! That's why they call it the shocker.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-23 03:10:28 AM  
Holy shiat holy shiat holy shiat. I... jesus christ. I'm not a parent, but I imagine the the most long term damage is forever losing the respect of your daughters because they saw you rail yourself on a trailer hitch.

Fake your death and try to move on dude. I dunno if it will work, but it's the best idea I've got.
 
2012-07-23 03:11:28 AM  

Jhonnny Intratech: I wonder what the guy actually screamed to get attention. HELP I GOT A ummmm nevermind sir.


Probably just the scream got everyone's attention.

Hey, Manuel, clean up on yellow car!
 
2012-07-23 03:12:43 AM  
"He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park."

Cheap Date!


(wow! i can copy from FTA comment section too, subby!)
 
2012-07-23 03:22:45 AM  

Goodfella: "When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park. "


Oh, how nice of them


That bit was pure gold. I can't get the South Park images of people shoving food up their butts out of my head.
 
2012-07-23 03:27:38 AM  
i339.photobucket.com

WJW
 
2012-07-23 03:40:37 AM  

whatisaidwas: [i339.photobucket.com image 336x429]

WJW


This is the dildo of a carpenter.
 
2012-07-23 03:44:21 AM  
*whistles 12 bars*

police n' nigg*rs, thats right
get outta my way
don't need to buy none of your
gold chains today

Don't need to bracelets -- ew -- clamped in front o' my back
Just need my ticket, til then...won't you give me some slack?

You're one in a million, yeah that's what you are
You're one in a million... you're a shooting star
Maybe someday we'll see you... before you make us cry
You know I tried to reach you, but you were much too hiiiiiiiiiiigh much too high...
 
2012-07-23 03:44:31 AM  

LS1Bird: "It was a complete shock to the whole body."

Well duh! That's why they call it the shocker.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x339]


+1


/+3?
 
2012-07-23 03:49:21 AM  
I'm astounded at those who did not realize what the headline implied. Are there already people who are not intimately familiar with Seinfeld?
 
2012-07-23 03:50:27 AM  

Goodfella: "When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park. "


Oh, how nice of them


Ya... you have to be one polite motherfarker to suffer that kind of wound, with no medical attention whatsoever, and be able to sit down with someone and eat food.

LS1Bird: "It was a complete shock to the whole body."

Well duh! That's why they call it the shocker.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x339]


I still can't believe that guy had such a ridiculously hawt daughter. The brunette, not the one that looks like a permanent frat ho.
 
2012-07-23 03:51:56 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-23 03:53:39 AM  

Enigmamf: Seinfeld


... you take that back.

/imho senfeld sucks worse than any other suck to have ever sucked before
//WHAT'S...THE DEAL...WITH THAT
 
2012-07-23 04:12:32 AM  

Enigmamf: I'm astounded at those who did not realize what the headline implied. Are there already people who are not intimately familiar with Seinfeld?


That show was always less "ha ha" funny and more "change the channel before I fall asleep" funny.
 
2012-07-23 04:20:03 AM  

Enigmamf: I'm astounded at those who did not realize what the headline implied. Are there already people who are not intimately familiar with Seinfeld?


Yes, thank god.
 
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