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(Metro)   Prince Charles' 31-year-old uneaten wedding day toast sells for £230, demonstrating once again the public's odd fascination with the upper crust   (metro.co.uk) divider line 56
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2012-07-22 12:47:09 PM  
Is it the most romantic thing you've ever eaten?
 
2012-07-22 03:14:50 PM  
I prefer Entenmann's.
 
2012-07-22 03:17:34 PM  
Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after three decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
 
2012-07-22 03:18:02 PM  
Toast looks like it has visage of Jerry Sandusky on it.
 
2012-07-22 03:19:49 PM  
I think someone has an incorrect understanding of "wedding toast."
 
2012-07-22 03:20:05 PM  
while not remotely close to HOTY, I really do like this one. Cheerio, subby. Good work, man.
 
2012-07-22 03:20:28 PM  
The amazing power of concentrated stupidity.
 
2012-07-22 03:23:38 PM  
Guess who was also uneaten that night.
 
2012-07-22 03:30:12 PM  
During my trip to the U.K, breakfasts were always my favorite meal, except for the cold toast.
 
2012-07-22 03:30:57 PM  

ultraholland: I prefer Entenmann's.


They have their own case at the end of the aisle, you know.
 
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2012-07-22 03:36:11 PM  
i mean, who brings books to read on their wedding night? i mean really......
 
2012-07-22 03:43:45 PM  
Link
It all goes back to Seinfeld.
 
2012-07-22 03:45:43 PM  

DrMcNinja: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after three decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?


It turns into Marmite?
 
2012-07-22 03:45:56 PM  
I'm slightly curious as to how Mrs. Smith found her way into the corridor if it was her 'daughter' that worked there?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
 
2012-07-22 03:46:17 PM  
Came for Seinfeld, leaving satisfied. You guys are great. Boobiess nailed it.

Cheers
 
2012-07-22 03:47:44 PM  
Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.
 
2012-07-22 03:59:42 PM  

zeio: Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.


The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.
 
2012-07-22 04:00:44 PM  

ultraholland: I prefer Entenmann's.


Do they have a castle at Windsor?
 
2012-07-22 04:19:15 PM  

DrMcNinja: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after three decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?


Does it rhyme with diarrhea?
 
2012-07-22 04:22:28 PM  

DrMcNinja: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after three decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?


I'm sure that will be punishment enough.
 
2012-07-22 04:30:47 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.


Wasn't there a movie about that? Must be true if it was a movie.
 
2012-07-22 04:34:26 PM  
♫ Get well get well soon; we want you to get well♫
 
2012-07-22 04:35:00 PM  
Headline make me chuckle. Nice job!
 
2012-07-22 04:51:15 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: zeio: Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.

The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.


although even he was the descendent of yet another guy from the continent who took england by force. To get a true englishman you would have to actually look at the small dark haired people who live in wales now.

Blonde? invader.
Blue eyes? invader.
Tall? Invader.
Good looking? Invader

We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.
 
2012-07-22 04:58:17 PM  

dready zim: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: zeio: Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.

The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.

although even he was the descendent of yet another guy from the continent who took england by force. To get a true englishman you would have to actually look at the small dark haired people who live in wales now.

Blonde? invader.
Blue eyes? invader.
Tall? Invader.
Good looking? Invader

We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


Hey, I'm none of those. I could be the king!

Excluding my more recent German and Danish ancestors. They still couldn't get the short, brown and ugly out.
 
2012-07-22 04:59:11 PM  

DrMcNinja: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after three decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?


No, but I'm sure SyFy is working on the movie even as we speak.
 
2012-07-22 04:59:58 PM  
The piece of toast probably recoups the loss they took on the commemorative plate.
 
2012-07-22 05:04:38 PM  

dready zim:

We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


Meanwhile, in every country that was once conquered by England...

/not sure if it's ironic or perfectly fitting
 
2012-07-22 05:08:48 PM  

dready zim: We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


Don't forget the Scotti those bastards have been at it for 1500 years.
 
2012-07-22 05:10:02 PM  

dready zim: We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


Don't forget the Scotti those bastards have been at it for 1500 years.
 
2012-07-22 05:11:26 PM  
does not approve...

theworldsbestever.com
 
2012-07-22 05:17:22 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-22 05:30:17 PM  
indoorplant: does not approve...

ze toaster ovens are at full capacity!
 
2012-07-22 05:44:34 PM  
Ah, the upper crust. A bunch of crumbs sticking together at the top.
 
2012-07-22 05:51:51 PM  
A+ for subby.
 
2012-07-22 05:57:57 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
The buyer

/Can't believe I'm the first
 
2012-07-22 06:24:13 PM  

lilbjorn: [t2.gstatic.com image 288x172]
The buyer

/Can't believe I'm the first


You might want to check your ignore list.
 
2012-07-22 06:40:07 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.

The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.


The House of Saxburg whatever were actually English royals who went to Germany. The name changed because it went through the female line, and there was a German prince involved, but they're pretty damn British, and can still trace ancestry back to Arthur.

Well, theoretically anyway. The guy in Australia is the rightful heir if a bastard (who was born 9 months after a period where the king was unquestionably not there) hadn't inherited the throne as if he was legitimate, but I doubt that that was the only time something like that happened.
 
2012-07-22 07:15:01 PM  
This is of course forgetting that the House of Hanover (as it used to be known) is in fact an illegal usurption in the first place. The true Kings of Scotland & England (if such a thing could be said to exist) are the Stuarts, and thus, the current King is King Franz, currently known Duke of Bavaria.

Of course, monarchy is an outdated, stupid concept, and we should be a free, republican Scotland (Not an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...)
 
2012-07-22 07:20:14 PM  

dready zim: We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


Well do something about it.
 
2012-07-22 07:21:22 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.


Well tell him, cmon down.

Youd be better off with king Ralph.

theineptowl.com
 
2012-07-22 07:26:22 PM  
lilbjorn: [t2.gstatic.com image 288x172]
The buyer

/Can't believe I'm the Boobies...you weren't...)
 
2012-07-22 07:37:10 PM  
That should have said:

(Pssst...you weren't...)

Stupid filter...
 
2012-07-22 07:46:55 PM  

dready zim: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: zeio: Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.

The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.

although even he was the descendent of yet another guy from the continent who took england by force. To get a true englishman you would have to actually look at the small dark haired people who live in wales now.

Blonde? invader.
Blue eyes? invader.
Tall? Invader.
Good looking? Invader

We are a subject nation overrun by the french, the germans and the danes.


EnglishMAN? EnglishMAN? Englishwomen can rule as Queen, too.

/see my posting name
 
2012-07-22 08:26:34 PM  
Say what you will about Americans, but the Brits are just as insane.
 
2012-07-22 08:36:54 PM  

Wizard Drongo: This is of course forgetting that the House of Hanover (as it used to be known) is in fact an illegal usurption in the first place. The true Kings of Scotland & England (if such a thing could be said to exist) are the Stuarts, and thus, the current King is King Franz, currently known Duke of Bavaria.

Of course, monarchy is an outdated, stupid concept, and we should be a free, republican Scotland (Not an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...)


Constitutional monarchy is hardly outdated. It's useful in many cases to seperate the Head of State and Head of Government, and when you have a monarchy in place, you use them for the function. Not to mention the role the queen has played in advising prime ministers- she has a private, off the record conversation with the PM weekly. She's the means by which David Cameron can draw upon the experience of Winston Churchill, and she knows everything- she reads state papers everyday, and gets to know everything- including the internal deliberations of the government on incredibly sensitive matters. Institutional memory is no joke, and the monarchy is a very, very, good way of preserving it. That's something that, to some degree, we suffer from in the US. We have the Senate, which does a pretty good job, but we have nobody who has seen the inside of every significant decision since the 50s.

If you want to complain about Scottish Independance or whatever, yell at the (democratically elected) parliment.
 
2012-07-22 09:28:55 PM  
The British royalty is not useless. They are an important tourist attraction. Think of the revenue lost if they did not exist.
 
2012-07-22 09:34:59 PM  

cloud_van_dame: The British royalty is not useless. They are an important tourist attraction. Think of the revenue lost if they did not exist.


...and the sheer entertainment value
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-07-22 09:41:54 PM  
I'm trying to figure out how it avoided getting mouldy whilst sitting in a cup in the humid English weather for 30 years.

/shenanigans
 
2012-07-22 10:07:08 PM  

dready zim: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: zeio: Inbred losers that are GERMAN interlopers. From the house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha / Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

Get this, its been whitewashed a lot, but Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and

Victoria Adelaide Mary was born on the 21st November 1840. She married Emperor Frederick III Hohenzollern of Germany on 25 January 1858 and is the mother of Kaiser William II of Germany.

The are inbred bloody Germans. And they were major Nazi sympathizers. Now QE has broken a lot of the links to the past with the help of the Rothschild, a global banking cabal, and a desire for total world government and a complete re-write of history.

We are celebrating these damned thieves, these interlopers, they aren't even of Britain, they are inbreds from Germany.

I say we someone ENGLISH to be on the throne and toss these krauts out.

The rightful King on England is actually some dude in Australia.

although even he was the descendent of yet another guy from the continent who took england by force. To get a true englishman you would have to actually look at the small dark haired people who live in wales now.

Blonde? invader.
Blue eyes? invader.
Tall? Invader.
Good looking? Invader.


upload.wikimedia.org

Looks like he's a native.
 
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