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(New York Daily News)   NY Daily News editorial board outraged, I say OUTRAGED that Obama and Romney did NOT freak out and use the Aurora massacre for panicked petty political stumping   (nydailynews.com) divider line 28
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2012-07-22 01:55:45 PM  
5 votes:

Frank N Stein: People were killed in Colorado. You know what this means? It means that we need to have a reasonable discussion about repealing the 2nd amendment. Also, it means that I can talk about penis sizes and how gun owners are racist.

Anyone who doesn't want a reasonable repeal of the second amendment has a small penis and hates black people.

/That's pretty much the argument you'll hear from the loons on fark.


Sounds like you guys are the real victims of this tragedy.
2012-07-22 01:16:25 PM  
5 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: Another in the long list of "There is no difference between the two candidates" I mean seriously can anyone show me one difference between Bush 2 and 0bama and Romney? I cant think of one.


www.demotivationalposters.org

I can.
2012-07-22 01:55:39 PM  
4 votes:

Frank N Stein: People were killed in Colorado. You know what this means? It means that we need to have a reasonable discussion about repealing the 2nd amendment. Also, it means that I can talk about penis sizes and how gun owners are racist.

Anyone who doesn't want a reasonable repeal of the second amendment has a small penis and hates black people.

/That's pretty much the argument you'll hear from the loons on fark.


That's because well-armed black men with huge penises aren't allowed on the internet.
2012-07-22 01:15:16 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-07-22 01:44:24 PM  
3 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Giltric: I thought Aurora was a gun free zone or something where CCW was not allowed.....due to the Columbine massacre 20 miles away.

Let me guess, you're one of those folks who think that this would've all been prevented if they allowed CCW in cinemas in Aurora.

Because anyone can accurately shoot a guy in a dark and smoky movie theater without harming someone else unintentionally.

*rolls eyes*


So we replace P.E. with mandatory SWAT training in high school.

/bonus: Kids will actually get some excercise!
//do I have to think of everything around here?
2012-07-22 01:06:51 PM  
3 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: Another in the long list of "There is no difference between the two candidates" I mean seriously can anyone show me one difference between Bush 2 and 0bama and Romney? I cant think of one.


Ask Osama bin Laden.
2012-07-22 03:35:57 PM  
2 votes:

Giltric: When you feel like killing a theater full of people you usually keep it to yourself because you know you are a broken individual.


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2012-07-22 01:30:37 PM  
2 votes:
mjcdn.motherjones.com

Patience, the leader of the GOP is too busy reading comic books yet to comment on the Aurora Tragedy.
2012-07-22 01:28:54 PM  
2 votes:

Spare Me: simplicimus: Well, buying that stuff might be noteworthy to authorities, unless you're going up against well armed deer.

As long as we monitor sales of clown suits too. They cause far more harm than good.


It's not the clown suits that cause harm, it's the makeup.
2012-07-22 01:26:02 PM  
2 votes:

simplicimus: Well, buying that stuff might be noteworthy to authorities, unless you're going up against well armed deer.


As long as we monitor sales of clown suits too. They cause far more harm than good.
2012-07-22 01:21:16 PM  
2 votes:

simplicimus: Well, buying that stuff might be noteworthy to authorities,


I'll prepare for the zombie apocalypse however the fark I want, tyvm.
2012-07-22 04:41:19 PM  
1 votes:

DempseySR26: Epoch_Zero: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 450x598]

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Fixed.


Unpossible, all liberals are gun grabbing, panty waist, tree huggers incapable of being manly enough to pick up a gun, much less fire it.

/you are a retard
2012-07-22 02:25:22 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: LordJiro: bonefish: I've been getting great amusement out of the backseat Dirty Harry types who think that with their sidearm they could've made all the difference against a guy in armor, fully armed who got the drop on a room full of people. Yeah modern reality is totally the OK Corral.

Don't forget the smoke/gas bomb.

To suggest that ANYONE would've been prepared enough to safely take down the shooter in that situation is hopelessly naive.

Smoke, and darkness for that matter, works both ways right....you can't see him....he can't see you?


You really don't see a difference between a homicidal maniac shooting blindly into a crowd and crowd shooting blindly back?
2012-07-22 02:14:07 PM  
1 votes:

bonefish: I've been getting great amusement out of the backseat Dirty Harry types who think that with their sidearm they could've made all the difference against a guy in armor, fully armed who got the drop on a room full of people. Yeah modern reality is totally the OK Corral.


I have been assured that their penises are far larger than ordinary'. They are are secret weapons to protect freedoms and are unspeakably persecuted for their superiority as men. If only they had been there to annihilate all obstacles to our liberty and deflect the bullets with eagles..
2012-07-22 02:08:58 PM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: I shouldn't have said repeal.


Yeah. That's what made you look like an idiot. Your wording.
2012-07-22 02:06:44 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: firefly212: bigsteve3OOO: Another in the long list of "There is no difference between the two candidates" I mean seriously can anyone show me one difference between Bush 2 and 0bama and Romney? I cant think of one.

Don't ask don't tell.
Gay marriage.
Disclosure of personal finances.
To start wars v. to end them.
Working towards universal healthcare (ACA doesn't achieve it, but gets us closer).

So... really, not one?

Well someones position on gay marriage only evolved when the polls told him it was time to pander....err come out in favor of gay marriage.


Or come out against it if you're Mitt Romney. ;)
2012-07-22 02:00:04 PM  
1 votes:

wedun: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: An AR-15 and a shotgun qualify as "heavy weaponry"?

wtfamireading?

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Agrees


farm4.static.flickr.com

Sometimes you need just a little less gun.
2012-07-22 01:59:37 PM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: People were killed in Colorado. You know what this means? It means that we need to have a reasonable discussion about repealing the 2nd amendment. Also, it means that I can talk about penis sizes and how gun owners are racist.

Anyone who doesn't want a reasonable repeal of the second amendment has a small penis and hates black people.

/That's pretty much the argument you'll hear from the loons on fark.


I'll bite. Who is advocating repealing the second amendment again?

Are you basically saying that any form or regulation involving gun ownership is an infringement of your 2nd Amendment rights?

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2012-07-22 01:58:07 PM  
1 votes:

FishStampede: I think the best thing that could be done in this country is for teenagers to be taught proper safety and reaction to firearms. They should be taught how to clear most weapons, how to tell if the safety is on or off, and how to find cover or concealment and move safely away from fire. The shooter drill should be as basic a safety drill as tornado, earthquke, or fire drills.


Maybe it would be easier to stop fostering a delusional sense of entitlement.
2012-07-22 01:51:46 PM  
1 votes:

sexy-fetus: Obamacare is more of a step in the right direction to prevent this sort of thing than any form of gun control. If this guy could have had some sort of mental health care for whatever demons he has this could have been prevented. We're close to the financial burden not being an issue and the next step is getting rid of the social stigma against mental problems.


I don't know. This kid with a clean mental health record and a degree in neuroscience expects us to believe that the only job he could find was "at McDonalds." Also, he apparently thought Adult Friend Finder was an actual dating service.
2012-07-22 01:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

The Name: This is how the "national dialogue" on gun control always goes after one of these massacres, and how it will inevitably go this time:


You forgot about blaming Marilyn Manson.
2012-07-22 01:36:55 PM  
1 votes:
This is how the "national dialogue" on gun control always goes after one of these massacres, and how it will inevitably go this time:

Responsible Citizen: "Oh my gosh, that's terrible! So many people killed! And apparently the gunman got those very high-powered weapons really easily. Maybe its time we talk about regulating those things more closely."

Republican: "How can you possibly advocate taking away MAH FREEDUMS to carry around a small arsenal wherever I go! Guns don't kill people, people kill people!"

Responsible Citizen: "Oh, um okay, maybe we can meet somewhere in the middle. You're right to point out the obviously very large role of the gunman. How about we invest in public mental health facilities and outreach programs to depressed/mentally unstable people? And how about we launch a public initiative to decrease poverty, which has been proven to exacerbate violent crime rates?"

Republican: "Are you kidding?! That's socialism! That's TYRANNY! YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT EVERYBODY IN THE FACE!"

Responsible Citizen: "Ugh . . . okay, so what do you think we should do?"

Republican: "MAKE EVERYONE BUY GUNS AND CARRY THEM AROUND WHEREVER THEY GO!"

Responsible Citizen: "fark it. I'll just buy a bullet-proof vest . . ."

*walks away*
2012-07-22 01:24:21 PM  
1 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: Snatch Bandergrip: bigsteve3OOO: Another in the long list of "There is no difference between the two candidates" I mean seriously can anyone show me one difference between Bush 2 and 0bama and Romney? I cant think of one.

Ask Osama bin Laden.

Both tried.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com
2012-07-22 01:21:12 PM  
1 votes:
The police chief in Aurora, Colo., said he is confident that massacre gunman James Holmes acted alone. The police chief was dead wrong.
Standing at Holmes' side as he unleashed an AR-15 assault rifle and a shotgun and a handgun was Wayne LaPierre, political enforcer of the National Rifle Association.
Standing at Holmes' side as he sprayed bullets and buckshot into a crowded movie theater were Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, a President and a would-be President, who have bowed to the NRA's dictates and who responded to the slaughter Friday with revolting, useless treacle.


Author is a disgusting human being and needs mental help. I recommend percussive therapy.
2012-07-22 01:14:42 PM  
1 votes:

Great_Milenko: wolfjc: "An AR-15 and a shotgun qualify as "heavy weaponry?"

It is if no one else has ANY weapons.

Blow it out your ass.


Wouldn't that qualify as an assault weapon?
2012-07-22 01:14:40 PM  
1 votes:

wolfjc: "An AR-15 and a shotgun qualify as "heavy weaponry?"

It is if no one else has ANY weapons.


So issue everyone a sidearm with their learner's permit.

/problem solved.
//armed, polite, all that.

Great_Milenko: Blow it out your ass.


Or that.
2012-07-22 01:05:53 PM  
1 votes:
Weren't we told after the Giffords shooting that it wasn't the right time to discuss gun control? I bet the same people who said that then are the same people who say that now, and they all won't want to discuss gun control unless the discussion is, "Screw gun control. We need more guns, 'cos non-whites are scary, and not everybody can afford a huge vehicle to compensate for their tiny penis."
2012-07-22 12:57:37 PM  
1 votes:
So are you pro Batman or anti Batman? The world needs to know right now!
 
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