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(The Sun)   Mother gives her 16 year old daughter permission to become a prostitute. "It's more honest than banking"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 168
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2012-07-22 08:53:22 AM
Mom?
 
2012-07-22 08:59:09 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.
 
2012-07-22 09:08:28 AM
Sometimes the ugliest guy's sperm swims the strongest.
 
2012-07-22 09:10:10 AM
Honestly, it really is a much more honest profession than banking.
 
2012-07-22 09:11:14 AM
muscleandbrawn.com
 
2012-07-22 09:11:22 AM

Dadoody: Honestly, it really is a much more honest profession than banking.


I would say it is, at least they tell you how much they charge before you get fked
 
2012-07-22 09:11:47 AM
This would be like Gary Coleman's mother giving him permission to become an NBA center.
 
2012-07-22 09:12:16 AM
Yeah, it's a more honest profession than banking. So is cleaning toilets, but it's not something you'd aspire to.
 
2012-07-22 09:12:51 AM
I was going to make a "better to screw than be screwed" remark, then I saw the picture too.
 
2012-07-22 09:13:34 AM

Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.


There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.
 
2012-07-22 09:14:16 AM
www.csicon.org

Both of them, at the same time, man.
 
2012-07-22 09:14:27 AM

Ed Finnerty: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x854]

Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.


Hey, that's an 8 in England just because she has all of her teeth
 
2012-07-22 09:15:20 AM
ummmm.....are the standards that much lower in England


/actually who am i kidding...i work at a hotel and see some rough looking "escorts" come in
 
2012-07-22 09:16:07 AM

GoBadgers: [www.csicon.org image 376x379]

Both of them, at the same time, man.


For a special time only, it will be a lot less than a million dollars. I would guess less than a couple hundred.
 
2012-07-22 09:16:48 AM
All women are whores. The only difference are the terms and method of payment.
 
2012-07-22 09:17:00 AM
The daughters a horse?
 
2012-07-22 09:17:26 AM
Okay, she's got a good point there.
 
2012-07-22 09:18:19 AM

Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.


Uh... maybe you have no standards about who you put your dick in...
 
2012-07-22 09:20:11 AM

joninaz: All women are whores. The only difference are the terms and method of payment.


Say "Hi" to your mom for me
 
2012-07-22 09:21:17 AM
Do not want
 
2012-07-22 09:22:49 AM
Is the U.K. unable to lure in good looking Eastern European women like other nations in Europe do?
 
2012-07-22 09:23:03 AM
Dadoody

Ironic that you'd post a picture of Denise Milani, a woman notorious for her fake tits (nice ones, but fake) in a thread about honesty.
 
2012-07-22 09:24:59 AM

Honest Bender: Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.

Uh... maybe you have no standards about who you put your dick in...


Hotel night auditor here. I used to see a fairly leathery looking, cash paying woman from time to time. She looked like she'd had a very hard life, perhaps 50 years old, perhaps she was prematurely aged. Wasn't too far off from Charliez Theron's ugliest movie role.
 
2012-07-22 09:25:51 AM
However banking is a better profession for fat girls.
 
2012-07-22 09:27:16 AM

skinink: Is the U.K. unable to lure in good looking Eastern European women like other nations in Europe do?


The weather sucks.
 
2012-07-22 09:27:31 AM
Whoa, that's got a whole lot of fugly goin on.
 
2012-07-22 09:28:11 AM

Honest Bender: Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.

Uh... maybe you have no standards about who you put your dick in...


It's not about his standards. It is the standards of people to either want to or have to pay for sex who we are talking about here. So I'm sorry if I offend 60% of Fark, but the latter half of that group don't get to be too picky.

I don't care if she is smoking hot, I wouldn't pay to have sex with anyone.
 
2012-07-22 09:29:02 AM

Ed Finnerty: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x854]

Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.


You're fat, don't wear spandex. Really the stuff should come with weight limits.
 
2012-07-22 09:29:20 AM

Dadoody: Honestly, it really is a much more honest profession than banking.


Yeah, I have to agree.
 
2012-07-22 09:30:31 AM

grokca: You're fat, don't wear spandex. Really the stuff should come with weight limits.


Nobody should wear spandex. That shiat should be outlawed.
 
2012-07-22 09:31:50 AM
No "Boinking Industry" jokes yet? Must be Sunday morning.
 
2012-07-22 09:32:05 AM
The real money is in high-class whoring. Street walkers barely make enough to cover the required drug habits.
 
2012-07-22 09:32:33 AM
Before getting too excited she needs to see how the plastic surgery turns out..
 
2012-07-22 09:33:56 AM

Dadoody: Honestly, it really is a much more honest profession than banking.


Yes. At least you know you're about to get screwed.
 
2012-07-22 09:35:15 AM

JSam21: I don't care if she is smoking hot, I wouldn't pay to have sex with anyone.


I don't want to pay to have sex with anyone, either. But if I were going to pay I certainly would be picky!
 
2012-07-22 09:40:02 AM
how_about_no.jpg
 
2012-07-22 09:40:07 AM
HOLY FARK! That thing is 16? GAH!
 
2012-07-22 09:40:48 AM

Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.


but it does greatly affect your earning potential. She really should stick with her current job
 
2012-07-22 09:42:15 AM
She's going to need a bailout after the free market rejects her.
 
2012-07-22 09:42:46 AM
Get a free toaster, with the purchase of a rusty trombone.
 
2012-07-22 09:43:49 AM
*looks at pic* I'll pass
 
2012-07-22 09:44:24 AM
If I were to spend my hard earned money on a hooker it would be on a decent looking one. Not a fatty. I dont imagine she will earn much.
 
2012-07-22 09:44:37 AM
She'll make more money as a banker.

A LOT more.
 
2012-07-22 09:46:05 AM
Wait, prostitution is legal in the UK?
 
2012-07-22 09:47:24 AM

Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.


That's true for "Florida crack whore" but "high class escort" is another matter.
 
2012-07-22 09:47:27 AM

eggrolls: She'll make more money as a banker.

A LOT more.


And since she's in prostitution, she's already lost her soul. So she's got a foot up in the banking profession to start!
 
2012-07-22 09:48:39 AM
I guess she was the only person they got stupid enough to claim she wants to break the law in a tabloid.

At age 16 she can only be involved with non-commercial sex in the UK.
 
2012-07-22 09:49:03 AM
i4.ytimg.com

Good lord! She's not Welsh, is she?

/Unfortunately she is, general.
 
2012-07-22 09:49:23 AM
Look, guys, there are high end retailers and then there are dollar stores.

These gals are just serving the dollar store market place. Probably right by the front door.

Or back, as the case may be.
 
2012-07-22 09:50:11 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Alphax: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the picture, my interest rate is zero.

There's no real appearance requirement for the job. You just have to be willing to let strangers fark you for money.

That's true for "Florida crack whore" but "high class escort" is another matter.


www.fuckfrance.com

In a 2008 study of Chicago, USA street prostitutes, economists Steven D. Levitt and Sudhir Alladi Venkatesh found that women working without pimps work for an average hourly rate of about $25, and those working with pimps make 50% more. This is roughly four times the wage of other jobs available to them. Condoms are rarely used. Prostitutes are arrested once for every 450 encounters and every 10th arrest results in jail time.

/wiki
 
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