DarkJohnson: mhd: Brick-House: How does Superman shave?[i46.tinypic.com image 442x329]There needs to be a version where he's manscaping.
Click Click D'oh: 1. Put snakes on plane: Wings can create contrails, but you got me on how this is supposed to work. Maybe there is a factual explanation for it, but it doesn't look right, does it?No they don't. Wings can create visible vortices or low pressure vapor. Both of which immediately dissipate once the pressure differentials that formed them diffuse. That's what makes the trans-sonic shock cone visible, and why it vanishes so quickly. Votices, like those that come from wingtips, flaps or flap track fairings persist longer due to the tight core of air circulation in them, but have a distinctive spiral shape to them. They are not what are being represented in the teaser.Contrails are a manifestation of the rapid freezing of water vapor in engine exhaust. To form, they need particulate mater, such as burned fuel, to cling to. They can only be formed by combustion engines....So, either supes has rocket boots, ate a Chipotle before flying... or Hollywood doesn't understand the flashy CGI bits.
soporific: So I'm hopeful about this one. And if it's better than the Singer movie, that's a big win right there.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: MBK: What a shiatty, shiatty teaser.If they turn Superman into a dark, brooding hero...they deserve the POS that movie will be.It will be a POS anyway. Superman is a crappy character.
ontariolightning: No, Clark Kent doing his laundry
robbiex0r: FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?Atmospheric compression Linkapproaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.Why would that happen 3 times? And why, after that, did he leave contrails?
Click Click D'oh: Vortices are short duration phenomenon caused by air pressure differentials while exhaust contrails are caused by crystallized ice formed from water vapor freezing to particulate mater from combustion.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: bifford:There's no such thing as a "crappy character".[i0.kym-cdn.com image 363x391]There are only crappy writers.[usjf.net image 373x380]
GreenAdder: Just tell me there's a Thanagarian Snare Beast somewhere in the film.
Pslightly Psycho: The problem with making a good Superman movie is that the studios don't seem to want to invest in his more unfamiliar villains. I think all of us who know Supes from either the comics or the DCAU series would be excited to see the Man of Steel throw down with a bad guy on the big screen that's NOT Lex Luthor or another Kryptonian (although, I've got some ideas for Lex in a super suit). I've heard rumors our villain this time around is Zod...again. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Superman needs someone that can match his strength. But we've seen Zod before. How about Metallo, or Brainiac? Make up some super metal for them to be made out of and you've got yourself a showdown. Even better, you've got Lobo, Darkseid or Doomsday. I'd see a "Death of Superman" movie in a heart beat. I really think that The Avengers has opened the door for some of these to happen in the future. That Hulk vs. Thor fight was great. About as believable as you're ever going to get. That's our proof that CGI has gotten to the point were Superman, played by a man, can fight giant CG monsters without it looking completely fake and taking you out of the experience. Hopefully, some studio exec agrees.
puckrock2000: EZ1923: puckrock2000: Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Putting it to the soundtrack of 'The Fellowship of the Ring' was kind of odd. Yes, everyone loves Gandalf and was sad when he fell, but why play his lament over a Superman trailer? Brought up some just bizarre imagery in my mind.Because they're still early in production, and the full score hasn't been composed yet - this is pretty common for teasers which are released far ahead of the film's release date. LOTR trailers used parts of "Carmina Burana", the trailer for "Renaissance Man" used part of the score from "Stripes", and so on.Which is a little disappointing.I mean, I get that it's a new Francoise, blah blah blah, but you're not going to do better than the John Williams score. You just aren't, and they shouldn't try.Autocorrect sucks./wouldn't mind this Francoise being in the movie[starsmedia.ign.com image 555x370]
Rent Party: Like I said, if Banner were invincible, he wouldn't need to run. And the other villians created through the same technology wouldn't be able to die, either.
ThatBillmanGuy: From what I took of the whole hitchhiking thing, is that he's heading north. And I guess the Crab Boat would also be the best way to get further at a certain point. So I think he's trying to get to the Fortress or where it will be made.
DamnYankees: Wait a second. What's going on with that dog? He has X-ray vision? He knows English? He's wearing a cape? I'm confused.
DrMcNinja: Looks like it's going to be all dark and meeehhhh *waves arms *. That's the problem I had with the other one. Well, besides it being all baby-dady drama angsty.I always thought they should go retro with it, Sky commander/Fleischer studio style.Anypoop, it didn't look horrible. I just hope it's not going to be a depressing shiat fest. Oh. And superman needs to beat the crap out of very large robots. Why can't they figure that out?!
DamnYankees: No idea if that's gonna be a good movie or not, but its a beautiful trailer.
calbert: kind of meh.
MBK: What a shiatty, shiatty teaser.
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