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2012-07-23 04:54:02 PM  

BroVinny: ExcedrinHeadache: There's 3 ways to challenge Superman:

4) Make the next Superman movie a rom-com, where the enemy he has to defeat is his own awkwardness with women.


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Been done.
 
2012-07-23 05:50:11 PM  

FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?

Atmospheric compression Link

approaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.


Why would that happen 3 times? And why, after that, did he leave contrails?
 
2012-07-23 06:35:35 PM  

robbiex0r: FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?

Atmospheric compression Link

approaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.

Why would that happen 3 times? And why, after that, did he leave contrails?


Also, how can he fly?!
 
2012-07-23 10:35:12 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: Also, how can he fly?!


He vibrates the molecules in his body so fast that something something... That's also why nobody can tell he's Clark, because he vibrates his face to distort his features and something something....

Yeah. I'm not buying it either. I'm just giving you the party line.
 
2012-07-23 10:44:06 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: robbiex0r: FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?

Atmospheric compression Link

approaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.

Why would that happen 3 times? And why, after that, did he leave contrails?

Also, how can he fly?!


Because the sun is yellow. Sheesh, try to keep up.
 
2012-07-24 01:26:19 AM  

Precision Boobery: Still doesn't fold as fast as this guy:

[0.tqn.com image 297x360]


Done in... 248. Wow. Took long enough.
 
2012-07-24 04:14:26 AM  
Why does this movie even need an origin story? Didn't the last movie cover this. oh yea, I forgot they are rebooting a reboot..

Also this: Link

Superman has to much superpower creep..he basically is a demigod..
 
2012-07-24 07:15:40 PM  

FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?

Atmospheric compression Link

approaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.


Please read again. I wasn't talking about the halo, I know about that (seen too many videos here on Fark!). I was talking about the contrails he leaves behind his feet.
 
2012-07-24 07:26:50 PM  

NeoCortex42: ExcedrinHeadache: robbiex0r: FabulousFreep: weapon13: Has anyone mentioned why Superman would have contrails chemtrails coming from his feet?

Atmospheric compression Link

approaching the sound barrier. The white halo is formed by condensed water droplets which result from the shockwave shedding from the aircraft.

Why would that happen 3 times? And why, after that, did he leave contrails?

Also, how can he fly?!

Because the sun is yellow. Sheesh, try to keep up.


We (or some of us) can only suspend disbelief up to a certain point.

As NeoCortex42 mentioned, the sun is yellow thereby giving Supes his powers. Halos, yes because of the sound barrier.

Contrails... err.. no (as somebody had mentioned earlier) Does he have rocket boots?
 
2012-07-25 04:57:55 PM  
I love Zac Snyder's stuff. I trust it will be just the type of Superman I have always wanted to see. Most people will hate it. Many won't get it. Superman will be the savior of mankind in the movie. The christ figure. I can't wait to see it. I'm glad there's someone who makes movies I like about stuff I like.

/happy
 
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