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2012-07-22 10:06:36 AM  
The first cop to be caught on camera licking his own balls.
 
2012-07-22 10:06:59 AM  
I C what you did there LOL AMIRITE??
 
2012-07-22 10:08:12 AM  
. . . capacity to crap on concrete.

/got nuthin'
 
2012-07-22 10:09:04 AM  
Thumbs up for the title!
 
2012-07-22 10:09:14 AM  
Your police dog wants a stakeout.
 
2012-07-22 10:13:33 AM  
Need to make cameras a part of the cops uniforms too.
 
2012-07-22 10:14:11 AM  
HOTY candidate!
 
2012-07-22 10:15:06 AM  
Coincidentally, can't comprehend commas.
 
2012-07-22 10:16:07 AM  
Clever, choosing 'c'
 
2012-07-22 10:17:55 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: Your police dog wants a stakeout chocolate chip cookie.



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2012-07-22 10:23:15 AM  
Yeah? Well, have they caught kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland and his clean copper clappers kept in a closet?
 
2012-07-22 10:25:40 AM  
Wow. That has to be the best use of alliteration I've ever seen.

+1 subs!
 
2012-07-22 10:35:52 AM  
Cleaning lady Clara Clifford caught Claude Cooper, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland, copping her clean copper clappers she kept in a closet.
 
2012-07-22 10:43:29 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2012-07-22 10:45:28 AM  
So many of farks headlines are pathetically lame. It's amost like they are trying to attract the Fox news audience by being as stupid as they are.
 
2012-07-22 10:59:02 AM  

Bob16: So many of farks headlines are pathetically lame. It's amost like they are trying to attract the Fox news audience by being as stupid as they are.


Guess who struck-out last night.
 
2012-07-22 11:13:12 AM  
Will David Letterman be getting a royalty for the Canine Cam idea?
 
2012-07-22 11:18:37 AM  
+1 on headline subby, loved it.
 
2012-07-22 11:22:39 AM  

Boatmech: Need to make cameras a part of the cops uniforms too.


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/any other questions?
//ass clown...
 
2012-07-22 11:26:14 AM  
Copper clappers case closed.
 
2012-07-22 11:29:32 AM  

wutchamacallem: Bob16: So many of farks headlines are pathetically lame. It's amost like they are trying to attract the Fox news audience by being as stupid as they are.

Guess who struck-out last night.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Now I've seen wierd ass talk from people that have been pissed off by reading a post they couldn't handle but ive never seen somebody claim that they "know" an author didn't get laid. You would have been more credible if you threw out some accusations that I was a terrorist or a commie pinko.
 
2012-07-22 11:34:57 AM  

Boatmech: /obscure?


Obscure ? Nah. The guy had a prime time TV show for like 20 years. He was funny for a total of about half an hour during that 20 years but I wouldn't call him obscure. If you wanted funny back then you had to go to Gleason or Kovacs.
 
2012-07-22 11:37:10 AM  
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2012-07-22 11:37:20 AM  

skinink: The first cop to be caught on camera licking his own balls.


^ way funnier than that corny headline. Good on ya
 
2012-07-22 11:48:51 AM  

Bob16: Now I've seen wierd


Haven't we all.
 
2012-07-22 11:49:48 AM  

MassAsster: Boatmech: Need to make cameras a part of the cops uniforms too.





/any other questions?
//ass clown...


Did I ask a question?



/twatwaffle...

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2012-07-22 11:58:59 AM  

markfara: . . . capacity to crap on concrete.


Although not unfunny, what makes subby's headline so impressive is the perfect alliteration -- every single word starts with the same letter. You're welcome to resubmit your entry for consideration, but in the meantime subby gets this:

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2012-07-22 12:04:26 PM  

Bob16: So many of farks headlines are pathetically lame. It's amost like they are trying to attract the Fox news audience by being as stupid as they are.


Well, Bob! If you have a better submission you'd like to share, we're all ears.

Don't be surprized *good natured laugh* if you end up generating a little negative feedback having alienated an entire room of readers, Bob.
 
2012-07-22 12:11:30 PM  

catsfish: Coincidentally, can't comprehend commas.


So much this.
 
2012-07-22 12:12:37 PM  

DeltaPunch: markfara: . . . capacity to crap on concrete.

Although not unfunny, what makes subby's headline so impressive is the perfect alliteration -- every single word starts with the same letter. You're welcome to resubmit your entry for consideration, but in the meantime subby gets this:

[blogs.psychsterdata.com image 324x243]


It's been a while but wouldn't alliteration require that the first letters sound similar as opposed to just being the same letter?

example; cyborg snakes slithered silently southward seeking...

as opposed to: cyclists crept constantly circling
 
2012-07-22 01:01:30 PM  

clowncar on fire: DeltaPunch: markfara: . . . capacity to crap on concrete.

Although not unfunny, what makes subby's headline so impressive is the perfect alliteration -- every single word starts with the same letter. You're welcome to resubmit your entry for consideration, but in the meantime subby gets this:

[blogs.psychsterdata.com image 324x243]

It's been a while but wouldn't alliteration require that the first letters sound similar as opposed to just being the same letter?

example; cyborg snakes slithered silently southward seeking...

as opposed to: cyclists crept constantly circling


Yes that's correct. Poorly phrased on my part but still applies to subby.
 
2012-07-22 01:11:43 PM  
Poor dog. Bashing Fido's head in to disable the camera will be the first order of business when someone gets cornered.
 
2012-07-22 03:28:43 PM  
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Approves of the headline.
 
2012-07-22 04:19:36 PM  
Awkward alliteration always attracts amazing amounts of attention.
 
2012-07-22 04:20:19 PM  
Bob16: So many of farks headlines are pathetically lame.

Cry moar.
 
2012-07-22 04:29:23 PM  
Finally found the quote I wanted for the image!

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"Hello, this is Les Nessman with the seven p.m. news. The presidential campaign heats up as Carter-Kennedy coffee klatch concludes clash concerning Kansas Convention caucus. But in Bute, Bush, Baker and Brown blast bountiful big business boom. I'll be right back after these meif bressages."
 
2012-07-22 05:11:59 PM  

skinink: The first cop to be caught on camera licking his own balls.


Guess we're done here.
 
2012-07-22 05:55:51 PM  

DeltaPunch: markfara: . . . capacity to crap on concrete.

Although not unfunny, what makes subby's headline so impressive is the perfect alliteration -- every single word starts with the same letter. You're welcome to resubmit your entry for consideration, but in the meantime subby gets this:

[blogs.psychsterdata.com image 324x243]


I'm afraid I must agree...
 
2012-07-23 12:32:30 AM  
And the review of the footage will be an endless stream of dog balls, other dogs' buttholes and crotch shots.
 
2012-07-23 05:05:37 AM  
Maybe they can teach the dog how to look up chicks skirts
 
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