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(The Sun)   Cute 27-year-old blonde: "The Statue of Liberty gave me an orgasm" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 177
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2012-07-22 12:09:14 AM
God damn you so much
 
2012-07-22 12:12:13 AM
Wanted for questioning:

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ed+Begley+Jr+Alliance+Children+Rig h ts+Annual+Zhcif0XY-wsl.jpg
 
2012-07-22 12:12:54 AM
Ackbar.jpg
 
2012-07-22 12:23:52 AM
with her load of tourist crap all made in CHINA
 
2012-07-22 12:23:56 AM
WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THESE!?

/and who keeps submitting them so we can cockpunch them
 
2012-07-22 12:25:06 AM
She has a rare condition called objectum sexuality, which makes her fall for inanimate objects.

I'm not exactly sure how the UK's government or citizens are responsible for this stupidity, but I'm going to blame them anyway. Someone needs to slap this woman.
 
2012-07-22 12:25:34 AM
I'm guessing the torch she is holding in the first picture has a vibrator feature.
 
2012-07-22 12:30:18 AM
Cute?
 
2012-07-22 12:34:55 AM
DO they use pictures of this same girl for all their stories?
 
2012-07-22 12:39:47 AM
In other news, people still believe Submitter for some reason.
 
2012-07-22 12:42:54 AM
Come again?
 
2012-07-22 12:44:58 AM
Eh...she's kinda cute to me, but my standards are notoriously low. Definitely not cute enough to put in the freakng headline, but I'd hit it...if she could be turned on by humans.
 
2012-07-22 12:49:13 AM
She has a rare condition called objectum sexuality, which makes her fall for inanimate objects.

Amanda wants her condition seen as "another kind of sexuality" - like being straight or gay.


Yeah, good luck with that.
 
2012-07-22 12:51:30 AM
Eh, I'd watch her fark herself with a mini Statue of Liberty replica's torch arm.
 
2012-07-22 12:52:09 AM
She'll fit right in in America. And by "fit in", I mean with a can of WD-40 and a crowbar.
 
2012-07-22 12:53:35 AM
Amanda wants her condition seen as "another kind of sexuality" - like being straight or gay.

Well, I mean, whatever. Seems odd to me, but if that's your thing then I gu--

"Libby is the love of my life and she feels the same for me."

... I see. So, we'll just go with crazy, then.
 
2012-07-22 01:05:08 AM
enh. Maybe I just have low standards, but she doesn't seem THAT bad.

I've certainly seen much worse.
 
2012-07-22 02:04:19 AM

SilentStrider: enh. Maybe I just have low standards, but she doesn't seem THAT bad.

I've certainly seen much worse.


You have low standards.


Now as for cute..? No but answer me this. Everyone cries for the subby's head but who green lit it? Surely some mod clicked it checking before a greenlite and either thought her cute (na she has bad elbows) or decided to trap the rest of us.
 
2012-07-22 02:47:30 AM

Cyno01: WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THESE!?


because every once in a great while it's true
 
2012-07-22 03:16:29 AM
Is it just me or doesn't it seem like all those orgasms should help her take off weight?
 
2012-07-22 04:06:01 AM
Just looked like a picture of 2 "plus sized" women to me.
 
2012-07-22 06:26:39 AM

AbbeySomeone: Is it just me or doesn't it seem like all those orgasms should help her take off weight?


Not if she's refueling on deep-fried Skittles and coke.
 
2012-07-22 06:32:42 AM
*sigh* looks like the statue's gonna be closed again for "maintenance"...

ci.pullman.wa.us
=Smidge=
 
2012-07-22 06:33:59 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Ackbar.jpg


FTFA Her first love was a drum kit and she has felt urges for flags.

how oddly fitting,
 
2012-07-22 06:34:59 AM
Let me know when it gets someone high.

/damn well better not be obscure
 
2012-07-22 06:35:40 AM
She's really not cute. Guys will f*ck anything, we're really such pigs.
 
2012-07-22 06:36:29 AM
go figure
 
2012-07-22 06:38:45 AM
Does someone get paid to post these dubious headlines or am I just naive?
 
2012-07-22 06:38:56 AM
I'm guessing that whatever she feels for the statue of liberty isn't half as deep as what she feels for beer and pub grub. " 'ere dearie 'ave another Cornish pastie."
 
2012-07-22 06:40:10 AM
"I vowed to be faithful to her and I know she is faithful to me."

Hate to tell you, cutie, but "Lady" Liberty is opening up for hundreds of guys (and gals) every day.
 
2012-07-22 06:41:17 AM
Stonehenge makes my nipples hard. Can I have an article too?
 
2012-07-22 06:43:52 AM
So she has the same issue that the guy who farked cars and that other guy who farked a picnic table have? People are farking weird.
 
OKO
2012-07-22 06:45:05 AM
She has sharp kne..

/Oh, sorry, incorrect thread.
 
2012-07-22 06:45:48 AM
That word...
 
2012-07-22 06:48:41 AM
I bet GhostBusters II is like porn to her
 
2012-07-22 06:49:06 AM
...because she can't get no man to give her an orgasm.
 
2012-07-22 06:50:03 AM
 
2012-07-22 06:51:40 AM
cute? shes FAT
 
2012-07-22 06:52:59 AM
The story is obviously false. I've been told there are no fatties in Britain.
 
2012-07-22 06:56:06 AM
the diversity of things that appeal sexually to human beings is legion. when the dust finally settles over the gay community then the fun will really begin.
 
2012-07-22 06:56:19 AM
Cute as in baby hippo cute.
 
2012-07-22 06:58:10 AM
images.45cat.com
 
2012-07-22 07:00:20 AM
Wait till she gets a load of the Washington Monument.
 
2012-07-22 07:02:12 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
So she's flushed because she's sexually satisfied? Not because she's a fatty who just climbed a shiatload of stairs?

Okay.

/hot
//like Ms. Whittaker
 
2012-07-22 07:06:16 AM

Professor Duck: Let me know when it gets someone high.

/damn well better not be obscure


It made me die, does that count?
 
2012-07-22 07:07:45 AM

Relatively Obscure: Amanda wants her condition seen as "another kind of sexuality" - like being straight or gay.

Well, I mean, whatever. Seems odd to me, but if that's your thing then I gu--

"Libby is the love of my life and she feels the same for me."

... I see. So, we'll just go with crazy, then.


I lol'd
 
2012-07-22 07:08:53 AM
Amanda wants her condition seen as "another kind of sexuality" - like being straight or gay.

Yeah, no, not yours. No legal recognition or social legitimization for relationships that don't involve solely adult humans. Do whatever you want with your spare time, but it's a kink, not a sexuality. fark off.
 
2012-07-22 07:10:17 AM
Usually it's unfair to call someone out for their appearance in these stories but when you go to the newspaper to talk about getting off from the Statue of Liberty....you deserve any and all mockery and derision.
 
2012-07-22 07:13:54 AM

Relatively Obscure: Amanda wants her condition seen as "another kind of sexuality" - like being straight or gay.

Well, I mean, whatever. Seems odd to me, but if that's your thing then I gu--

"Libby is the love of my life and she feels the same for me."

... I see. So, we'll just go with crazy, then.



Sure, because it probably has nothing to do with the fact that she's overweight and unattractive and can't get the time of day from regular people.

.
 
2012-07-22 07:16:36 AM
This meme, as well with submitter or whoever launched it initially needs a fiery death. So many eye-sores... usually I check the reactions to gauge whether or not the link is click-worthy. Not this time. F*.
 
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