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(Daily Mail)   United Airlines: We'll stop a disabled veteran from bringing his service animal on board in violation of federal law, kick the dog and injure it, and then ask the veteran if he's retarded   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 249
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2012-07-21 10:25:18 PM
Airline employees being jerks? Not suprised.

Kicking service animal: Suprised.

This is why I carry a taser everywhere....
 
2012-07-21 10:51:02 PM
He does seem kind of off in the video, but I'm sure my first reaction when meeting someone who might be mentally challenged has never been to ask them "Are you farking retarded?"
 
2012-07-21 10:56:51 PM

Lsherm: He does seem kind of off in the video, but I'm sure my first reaction when meeting someone who might be mentally challenged has never been to ask them "Are you farking retarded?"


Well, unless you're in a politics thread
 
2012-07-22 12:17:24 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lsherm: He does seem kind of off in the video, but I'm sure my first reaction when meeting someone who might be mentally challenged has never been to ask them "Are you farking retarded?"

Well, unless you're in a politics thread


Meh - that's internet life. In real life, have you ever run into a person who is off? Have you ever thought to yourself, "I'm going to ask this person if he's farking retarded?" Is that even a normal response? If you think someone is off, you work with it, you don't try to agitate the person.
 
2012-07-22 01:26:09 AM
Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.
 
2012-07-22 01:29:23 AM
Well? Is he retarded?
 
2012-07-22 01:29:35 AM
diaphoresis: Airline employees being jerks? Not suprised.

Kicking service animal: Suprised.

This is why I carry a taser everywhere....


You carry a taser at an airport? You must enjoy being fisted by the TSA, then. I hear they gotta check real deep for them turrirst bombs.
 
2012-07-22 01:30:38 AM
'It's as if she has PTSD from the situation and i cant blame her after all that we'd been through.'

Maybe he should get a service dog for his service dog then?

/I'm sorry, it's not a funny situation
 
2012-07-22 01:32:33 AM

Chabash: Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.


Yup, likely to be used as evidence in the inevitable lawsuit the guy brings against the airline.
 
2012-07-22 01:35:25 AM
Oh, FFS, that dog doesn't even look like a pitbull.
 
2012-07-22 01:35:29 AM

Chabash: Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.


That's why files can be erased.... I mean "LOST"
 
2012-07-22 01:36:43 AM

Jument: 'It's as if she has PTSD from the situation and i cant blame her after all that we'd been through.'

Maybe he should get a service dog for his service dog then?

/I'm sorry, it's not a funny situation


It's service dogs all the way down.
 
2012-07-22 01:37:16 AM
He misunderstood the retarded comment, they were just trying to see if he was interested in employment at Dulles.
 
2012-07-22 01:38:52 AM
Subby: "kick the dog and injuring it"

English isn't your first language, is it?
 
2012-07-22 01:38:57 AM
This doesn't surprise me, I fly a lot, and the only airline I loathe is United.
 
2012-07-22 01:39:06 AM
United breaks guitars, hates veterans and kicks dogs....
 
2012-07-22 01:39:30 AM

TheMega: Chabash: Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.

That's why files can be erased.... I mean "LOST"


No no, this isn't an accusation against the TSA.
 
2012-07-22 01:40:00 AM
Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.
 
2012-07-22 01:41:54 AM

consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.


You're farking moron.
 
2012-07-22 01:43:19 AM

consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.


You can make that argument about most places that service dogs are allowed, such as malls and restaurants.

Generally they don't. They're trained not to and as I understand it, the training works pretty well. I've flown with cats a couple of times (in the cabin) and they don't void during flight either. I assume because they're too freaking terrified.
 
2012-07-22 01:44:06 AM
I work in animal rescue and constantly hear stories that make me ask "what the hell is wrong with some people?" But seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

A passenger is confused about flight changes, explain it. That's your job. People have issues, travelers are often sleep-deprived and aren't thinking entirely straight. I was once in line behind a woman who couldn't seem to understand the difference between her passport and her boarding pass. The airline people were very nice and helped her out. She was nice back and explained that she'd been traveling for 23 hours. That sounds pretty normal for a frigging airport.

And do NOT kick the dog, a-hole. You don't like dogs, just stay away from them. You work in an airport, people have service dogs. This should not be news to you.
 
2012-07-22 01:44:22 AM

consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.


It's not "a dog", it's a farking service animal. An animal that has been specifically trained to be on an airplane and not "piss right in the aisle". What the fark is wrong with you?
 
2012-07-22 01:45:19 AM

consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.


Blind people, gimps, and the elderly with service dogs not allowed! Screw em right? They shouldn't have gotten into a situation where they needed that dog anyway. Sub-human scum they are!
 
2012-07-22 01:45:26 AM

Jument: You can make that argument about most places that service dogs are allowed, such as malls and restaurants.


A dog might be in a store or restaurant for an hour or so tops before being able to go outside to relieve itself. A flight can last as long as 18 hours. Huge farking difference there.
 
2012-07-22 01:47:37 AM

consider this: Jument: You can make that argument about most places that service dogs are allowed, such as malls and restaurants.

A dog might be in a store or restaurant for an hour or so tops before being able to go outside to relieve itself. A flight can last as long as 18 hours. Huge farking difference there.


My dog has gone 24 hours plus without going to the bathroom. My dogs get walked twice a day. I haven't had an accident since they were puppies. Dogs will not piss or shiat where they sleep or think they will be sleeping.
 
2012-07-22 01:47:51 AM

dlp211: It's not "a dog", it's a farking service animal. An animal that has been specifically trained to be on an airplane and not "piss right in the aisle". What the fark is wrong with you?


So a trained animal is able to hold back, no matter how long the flight is? That's just a flat out ignorant comment you made.
 
2012-07-22 01:49:13 AM

consider this: Jument: You can make that argument about most places that service dogs are allowed, such as malls and restaurants.

A dog might be in a store or restaurant for an hour or so tops before being able to go outside to relieve itself. A flight can last as long as 18 hours. Huge farking difference there.


Well that's a point. Maybe they just let them out on the wing to do their business.

/seriously, I have no idea how it works, but I assume that it does
//maybe they train the dog to go on one of those pee-pad things in the airplane bathroom?
 
2012-07-22 01:49:52 AM
consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.

Did you come into this thread with the express purpose of showing FARK how much of an complete idiot you really are?

If so, bravo man. I applaud you.
 
2012-07-22 01:49:54 AM
I'm a service animal, so I'm getting a kick.....
 
2012-07-22 01:50:08 AM

dlp211: My dog has gone 24 hours plus without going to the bathroom. My dogs get walked twice a day. I haven't had an accident since they were puppies. Dogs will not piss or shiat where they sleep or think they will be sleeping.


Funny since I've had countless friends of mine biatch about that time they got home to find out their dog had pissed or shiat in the house. Dogs are good for about 8 hours before you have to start worrying about them going.
 
2012-07-22 01:50:14 AM

consider this: dlp211: It's not "a dog", it's a farking service animal. An animal that has been specifically trained to be on an airplane and not "piss right in the aisle". What the fark is wrong with you?

So a trained animal is able to hold back, no matter how long the flight is? That's just a flat out ignorant comment you made.


No it isn't. I have flown with dogs before on 18 hour flights, GA -> Afghanistan and back with no incident. Dogs can hold back for an amazing amount of time, they don't feel the same way we do when they have to go.

Also, most flights aren't even close to 18 hours.
 
2012-07-22 01:50:16 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-22 01:50:29 AM

consider this: Jument: You can make that argument about most places that service dogs are allowed, such as malls and restaurants.

A dog might be in a store or restaurant for an hour or so tops before being able to go outside to relieve itself. A flight can last as long as 18 hours. Huge farking difference there.


That makes kicking the dog twice and asking derogatory questions totally OK!

Consider this: you may be an idiot.
 
2012-07-22 01:51:44 AM

dlp211: It's not "a dog", it's a farking service animal. An animal that has been specifically trained to be on an airplane and not "piss right in the aisle". What the fark is wrong with you?


A 'dog' is what I have right now with my daughter's retarded pyrenees/lab crawling over the top of me and halfway onto the desk because a fly flew by, or he heard the paint on the wall, or whatever stupid thing he's come up with now.

Probably trying to figure out how to shiat on the ceiling, if I were to just completely guess about his intentions.

:/
 
2012-07-22 01:51:58 AM

BronyMedic: Did you come into this thread with the express purpose of showing FARK how much of an complete idiot you really are?

If so, bravo man. I applaud you.



Do you have an actual point to make? Can you provide citations that dogs are able to hold it for up to 18 hours? Oh wait, you're just some moron who insults people when they can't make a rational argument.
 
2012-07-22 01:52:23 AM

cptjeff: TheMega: Chabash: Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.

That's why files can be erased.... I mean "LOST"

No no, this isn't an accusation against the TSA.


It is funny that anytime something goes wrong, there is always an apology that something went wrong with the video or for an unexplained reason the video cameras were off that day. I can't remember the last time there was a working video camera when a negative situation arises (that was not handheld by a different passenger).

/not really funny
//bias is I'm just comparing fark articles
 
2012-07-22 01:52:24 AM

consider this: dlp211: My dog has gone 24 hours plus without going to the bathroom. My dogs get walked twice a day. I haven't had an accident since they were puppies. Dogs will not piss or shiat where they sleep or think they will be sleeping.

Funny since I've had countless friends of mine biatch about that time they got home to find out their dog had pissed or shiat in the house. Dogs are good for about 8 hours before you have to start worrying about them going.


I'm gonna call bullshiat on this. If their dogs are having accidents it is because they are not well trained and not house broken
 
2012-07-22 01:53:03 AM

fusillade762: That makes kicking the dog twice and asking derogatory questions totally OK!

Consider this: you may be an idiot.



Did I say a damn thing about abusing the dog? Stay on target, retard.
 
2012-07-22 01:53:33 AM
Flame War about Service Dogs.

/ only on Fark
// and I love it
 
2012-07-22 01:53:58 AM

Allen262: United breaks guitars, hates veterans and kicks dogs....


Thanks! I had almost forgotten that song.
 
2012-07-22 01:55:13 AM
What does Woody Harrelson have to do with this?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-22 01:56:06 AM
Searching the internet, the general consensus is that dogs need to be let out 3 to 4 times a day to do their business. But hey, since this is Fark, we have a bunch of super dogs that can hold it in for 3 weeks at a time.
 
2012-07-22 01:57:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-22 01:57:23 AM

Allen262: United breaks guitars, hates veterans and kicks dogs....


That *does* sound like a country song.
 
2012-07-22 01:59:37 AM

dlp211: consider this: Allowing a person to take a dog or any other animal on a flight is farking stupid. I guess it's cool if they shiat and piss right in the aisle.

It's not "a dog", it's a farking service animal. An animal that has been specifically trained to be on an airplane and not "piss right in the aisle". What the fark is wrong with you?


He's retarded.

Guess nobody understands why you crate-train a dog, right?

[imagine yelling]

A dog can totally hold its bowels for 10-12 hours if it's that or pee in its bed, you stupid sack of shiat!

[/end yelling]
 
2012-07-22 02:00:12 AM

consider this: Searching the internet, the general consensus is that dogs need to be let out 3 to 4 times a day to do their business. But hey, since this is Fark, we have a bunch of super dogs that can hold it in for 3 weeks at a time.


It has to be right because it is on the internet. Not every dog is the same, but big dogs, which service dogs are, can typically hold it for a long time. Also, it is recommended that you let your dog out 3-4 times a day, but reality is that most people take their dogs out twice a day and never have any problems.

I have never met a dog that couldn't hold it for the majority of the day.
 
2012-07-22 02:00:56 AM

consider this: Searching the internet, the general consensus is that dogs need to be let out 3 to 4 times a day to do their business. But hey, since this is Fark, we have a bunch of super dogs that can hold it in for 3 weeks at a time.


Dogs can do incredible things when properly trained.

/the end
//g'night!
 
2012-07-22 02:01:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: He's retarded.

Guess nobody understands why you crate-train a dog, right?


Oh so now the dog is in a crate. Keep moving those goalposts.

Gyrfalcon: A dog can totally hold its bowels for 10-12 hours if it's that or pee in its bed, you stupid sack of shiat!


Hey fark nuts, I guess you missed the part about flights lasting up to 18 hours.
 
2012-07-22 02:01:57 AM

Chabash: Airports have cameras. If this happened in the way he describes, there should be at least some proof.


I don't know what happened, but cameras don't cover every square inch.
 
2012-07-22 02:03:14 AM

consider this: Hey fark nuts, I guess you missed the part about flights lasting up to 18 hours.


No, that was addressed. You're just a stupid sack of shiat that doesn't know anything about potty training service dogs or any other dog for that matter.
 
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