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There will be ample coverage of the kinky cousin marrying habits of FDR and Eleanor, right? With Morgan Freeman narrating a recount of the consummation of their marriage, as the camera slowly pans across heretofore unseen photos of Eleanor riding a wheelchair-bound FDR like he was a go kart?
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