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(Foobies)   The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a dead woman   ( divider line
    More: Sad, german foreign minister, Hannover, Bundeswehr, Capri Sun, Bremen, Borneo, ESL IH Berlin, crime victim  
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2012-07-21 02:41:50 PM  
7 votes:

2012-07-21 05:21:20 PM  
6 votes:

Hold on, now. A dead woman's a dead woman, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a dead woman!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 02:44:25 PM  
6 votes:
The good news: The dead woman contains a box.
2012-07-21 06:10:04 PM  
4 votes:
Poor Mrs Schrödinger.
2012-07-21 03:20:30 PM  
4 votes:
Done in one. Ickified in two.
2012-07-21 06:21:00 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.
2012-07-21 06:17:43 PM  
2 votes:

natural causes?
2012-07-21 03:46:18 PM  
2 votes:
How is that a bad thing?
2012-07-21 03:23:23 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt
2012-07-22 01:33:48 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-22 01:19:12 AM  
1 vote:

octopied: GreenSun: Must be the victim of a drunken prank. Her friends put her in a box, thinking that she's just totally drunk, but didn't expect her to actually die. They just wanted her to wake up in a sealed box, but the prank failed because for some reason, she died.

Lack of oxygen?

yeah, probably not completly airtight, but airtight enough.

In a cardboard box? No. Asphyxiation would not happen.
In a plastic box, maybe, but not in cardboard. It's far too permeable to...

...Hmmm... it suddenly occurs to me that maybe I should be less forthcoming about why I know that...
2012-07-21 08:39:40 PM  
1 vote:
Same box, turned inside out.
2012-07-21 08:35:01 PM  
1 vote:

KimNorth: "A body of a young woman found sealed in a cardboard box is mystifying police in Hannover. Who she was, how she got there and why remains unknown, yet investigators have ruled out murder and believe she died of natural causes."

Sure nothing suspicious here some people crawl into holes or boxes and die, some people are just good like that.

Maybe she was just a very tidy person. She didn't want to leave a mess.
2012-07-21 07:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-21 07:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's been a while since I've had Cracker Jacks. Perhaps this box just went beyond the recommended shelf life.
2012-07-21 07:43:08 PM  
1 vote:
For all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps:

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Stuff your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.
2012-07-21 07:16:18 PM  
1 vote:

Well, it WAS a LIVE woman, a vial of poison gas, a radioisotope, and a Geiger counter...

She was only META-dead until YOU opened the box.
2012-07-21 07:05:46 PM  
1 vote:
Came for Firefly, left satisfied
2012-07-21 06:49:43 PM  
1 vote:

craxyd: I'll just leave this here

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What'd y'all order a dead guy for?
2012-07-21 06:46:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'll just leave this here
2012-07-21 06:41:21 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Penthouse Forum...
2012-07-21 06:37:25 PM  
1 vote:

Been there, done that.
2012-07-21 06:37:20 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Jon iz teh kewl: The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a controlled substance dead woman 10 lb block of government cheese.

what DO YOU DO?

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Do the same as with a 40lb box of rape.
2012-07-21 06:20:24 PM  
1 vote:
Poor Mrs Schrödinger.

Maybe the woman would still be alive if the fools hadn't opened the box and looked.
2012-07-21 06:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
♫Am I rotting in a box, am I rotting in a cardboard box?♫
2012-07-21 06:09:02 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-21 06:06:54 PM  
1 vote:
Were there holes in the box? Because I'm pretty sure you need holes in any box you put a mammal into. It dies otherwise.
2012-07-21 06:02:19 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-21 05:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
Not if you're that guy from Thin H Line

Dad, I need a shovel.


My crush killed herself yesterday.

(T.T) Take my wallet, boy! I knew I didn't raise a quitter.
2012-07-21 05:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
I believe that's called a "Jackpot", Subby.
2012-07-21 04:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
Prime Suspect:
2012-07-21 04:35:47 PM  
1 vote:
On a very special episode of "Treasure Hunt"....
2012-07-21 04:30:38 PM  
1 vote:

/is it a cookie?
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