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(Foobies)   The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a dead woman   ( thelocal.de) divider line
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2012-07-21 02:41:50 PM  
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 02:44:25 PM  
The good news: The dead woman contains a box.
 
2012-07-21 03:20:30 PM  
Done in one. Ickified in two.
 
2012-07-21 03:23:23 PM  

ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.


But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt
 
2012-07-21 03:46:18 PM  
How is that a bad thing?
 
2012-07-21 04:30:38 PM  
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/is it a cookie?
 
2012-07-21 04:35:47 PM  
On a very special episode of "Treasure Hunt"....

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2012-07-21 04:47:46 PM  
Prime Suspect:
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2012-07-21 05:00:33 PM  
Let's see what's in the box!

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/STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!
 
2012-07-21 05:05:27 PM  
I believe that's called a "Jackpot", Subby.
 
2012-07-21 05:18:41 PM  
Pandora?
 
2012-07-21 05:21:20 PM  
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Hold on, now. A dead woman's a dead woman, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a dead woman!
 
2012-07-21 05:32:26 PM  
"MYSTERY! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
IS IT DEAD? IS IT ALIVE?"

The question marks, they rolled right off the page

//well I guess the question is answered now
 
2012-07-21 05:55:14 PM  
Not if you're that guy from Thin H Line

Dad, I need a shovel.

Why?

My crush killed herself yesterday.

(T.T) Take my wallet, boy! I knew I didn't raise a quitter.
 
2012-07-21 05:57:13 PM  
Was the body still warm?
/Because you know
 
2012-07-21 05:57:26 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Let's see what's in the box!

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/STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!


lol just watched that the other day. still great :D
 
2012-07-21 06:00:23 PM  
The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a controlled substancedead woman.

what DO YOU DO?

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2012-07-21 06:02:19 PM  
Helena?
 
2012-07-21 06:05:01 PM  
Was she... you know.. still in good "shape"...
 
2012-07-21 06:06:54 PM  
Were there holes in the box? Because I'm pretty sure you need holes in any box you put a mammal into. It dies otherwise.
 
2012-07-21 06:09:02 PM  
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2012-07-21 06:10:04 PM  
Poor Mrs Schrödinger.
 
2012-07-21 06:10:59 PM  

ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.


Cold packing?
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2012-07-21 06:12:16 PM  
♫Am I rotting in a box, am I rotting in a cardboard box?♫
 
2012-07-21 06:13:33 PM  

FriarReb98: Done in one. Ickified in two.


Yeah, really nothing more I'd want to be associated with.
 
2012-07-21 06:13:35 PM  
Get out of here with that before I call a cop! Link
 
2012-07-21 06:17:36 PM  
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Worst booby prize evah.

/did you know you double your chances of getting the grand prize if you switch your choice when given the chance?
 
2012-07-21 06:17:43 PM  
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natural causes?
 
2012-07-21 06:20:24 PM  
traylor
Poor Mrs Schrödinger.


Maybe the woman would still be alive if the fools hadn't opened the box and looked.
 
2012-07-21 06:21:00 PM  

ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.


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2012-07-21 06:23:36 PM  

ArkAngel: ZAZ: The good news: The dead woman contains a box.

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt


The bad news is the frogurt contains herpes.
 
2012-07-21 06:25:20 PM  
By the way, that page is NSFW if you scroll down a bit.
 
2012-07-21 06:28:15 PM  

Rich Cream: [images.wikia.com image 480x360]

Worst booby prize evah.

/did you know you double your chances of getting the grand prize if you switch your choice when given the chance?


Actually, yes, and I saw this on Mythbusters...but I still don't quite understand it. One of those that you think would change the odds to 50% actually change to a 33%/67% split.
 
2012-07-21 06:32:53 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Actually, yes, and I saw this on Mythbusters...but I still don't quite understand it. One of those that you think would change the odds to 50% actually change to a 33%/67% split.


Imagine 100 doors with 99 bad prizes. After making your choice, 98 are shown. Are you more likely to have picked right one the first time, or more likely that the other door contains the good prize?
 
2012-07-21 06:35:22 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a controlled substance dead woman 10 lb block of government cheese.


what DO YOU DO?

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2012-07-21 06:37:11 PM  

consider this: By the way, that page is NSFW if you scroll down a bit.


*click*

LIAR!
 
2012-07-21 06:37:20 PM  

cretinbob: Jon iz teh kewl: The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a controlled substance dead woman 10 lb block of government cheese.

what DO YOU DO?

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Do the same as with a 40lb box of rape.
 
2012-07-21 06:37:25 PM  
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Been there, done that.
 
2012-07-21 06:38:42 PM  
Subby and I have very different definitions of the word "bad", it seems.
 
2012-07-21 06:41:21 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
2012-07-21 06:42:38 PM  
Woo hoo! Free box! Ah, dang. It's expired.
 
2012-07-21 06:45:34 PM  
a post-mortem found she died of natural causes

When they undid the masking tape sealing the box


Clearly she taped up the box herself from the inside before she died of natural causes.
 
2012-07-21 06:46:03 PM  

cretinbob: Jon iz teh kewl: The good news: You find a "mystery box". The bad news: It contains a controlled substance dead woman 10 lb block of government cheese.

what DO YOU DO?

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Buy a lot of macaroni?
 
2012-07-21 06:46:15 PM  
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2012-07-21 06:46:28 PM  
I'll just leave this here

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2012-07-21 06:47:28 PM  
Psst, hey Coroner! Look, dead young women don't show up in taped-shut cardboard boxes because they died a "natural death". Hint: keep looking!
 
2012-07-21 06:49:43 PM  

craxyd: I'll just leave this here

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What'd y'all order a dead guy for?
 
2012-07-21 06:51:27 PM  
Funerals be 'spensive.
 
2012-07-21 06:52:51 PM  
FTA: "Investigators currently have no leads, even about her identity. The woman was tall, very slim, with shoulder length, sandy blond hair and was found wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a pair of socks. "

Nothing suspicious about that.

Move along, people.
 
2012-07-21 06:54:05 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: Psst, hey Coroner! Look, dead young women don't show up in taped-shut cardboard boxes because they died a "natural death". Hint: keep looking!



Houdini fail?
 
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