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(Pasadena Star-News)   Crime doesn't co-pay: pharmacist uses sign at Walgreen's drive-thru to foil Oxy robber   ( ) divider line 7
    More: Spiffy, Walgreens, Oxy, robbery, summons, Glendora  
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2012-07-21 08:31:48 PM  
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2012-07-21 08:06:01 PM  
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Call the police!
2012-07-21 07:47:28 PM  
1 vote:
I read that headline too quickly and saw "oily rubbers".
2012-07-21 07:14:49 PM  
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MattyFridays: And shiatty doctors who get them hooked on junk in the first place. Easy money for them.

That's so true. All those rich junkies out there with millions of dollars and all sorts of great insurance, just lining those doctors pockets as they spend, spend, spend on pharmaceuticals. I guess the junkies just have to steal whatever they get in order to keep up with appearances, and then send the doctors a check afterwards. It's a brilliant little scheme, really.
2012-07-21 06:55:25 PM  
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Britney Spear's Speculum: Pharmacies need dummy Oxys, Fentanyl patches, Xanax and Lortabs that explode with dye when you open the bottles


I thought the new, harder to shoot or snort oxys were a good idea, however, until recently - oxy abuse down, heroin up with new formula - maybe the answer is to just let the addicts have it so they don't resort to crime.
2012-07-21 06:32:20 PM  
1 vote:
Pharmacies need dummy Oxys, Fentanyl patches, Xanax and Lortabs that explode with dye when you open the bottles
2012-07-21 06:19:38 PM  
1 vote:

traylor: Jon iz teh kewl: 3D printers.

download pill composition 3D diagrams (OC80.pll)
then hit print

[ image 320x240]

Or by Silicone rubber and two-part epoxy resin. Make thousands of pills for $100.

i personally await the day i can download an illegal torrent of a KOBE HAMBURGER with LOBSTER and TRUFFLES and GOLD SHAVINGS and FISH EGGS.
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