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(Kansas City)   And the latest NFL player arrested for DUI plays for (shakes Magic 8-Ball) the Kansas City Chiefs   (kansascity.com) divider line 18
    More: Dumbass, Kansas City Chiefs, Illinois, Magic 8-Ball, Illinois State Police, traffic stops  
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2012-07-21 08:17:44 PM  
Actually, that was on Thursday, and Tennessee Titans receiver Kenny Britt was taken into custody early Friday morning for a DUI (same night, but still).

Seems like there are a few a week. These guys are millionaires. Hire a farking driver.
 
2012-07-21 09:38:39 PM  
Don't shake the magic 8 ball. Roll it around in your hands. Shaking it makes it full of bubbles.
 
2012-07-21 09:43:11 PM  
Glad the Magic 8 ball was dusted off. That cliche never gets old!!!!111
 
2012-07-21 10:05:00 PM  
I thought Derrick Thomas died years ago.


/Now I'm sad.
 
2012-07-21 11:06:40 PM  
Great Googly Moogly
 
2012-07-21 11:08:04 PM  
Any NFL players read Fark (hey stop laughing)?

I am offering my services as a DD. Reasonable rates!
 
2012-07-21 11:29:29 PM  
Donald? What kind of name is that for a black man?
 
2012-07-21 11:36:35 PM  

target="_blank">DavidVincent: Donald? What kind of name is that for a black man?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Iba dontba noba.
 
2012-07-21 11:47:41 PM  
The post mini-camp, pre training camp, NFL arrests are through the roof this year.
 
2012-07-22 01:02:02 AM  

skankboy: Glad the Magic 8 ball was dusted off. That cliche never gets old!!!!111


I have a nagging suspicion that submitter has never actually seen, held or operated a Magic 8-Ball.
 
2012-07-22 01:21:44 AM  

DavidVincent: Donald? What kind of name is that for a black man?


Ever hear of Donald Driver?
 
2012-07-22 01:33:57 AM  
Subby, you have a magic 8-ball with the names of all 30 teams in it?
 
2012-07-22 01:49:14 AM  
Subby: "And the latest NFL player arrested for DUI plays for (shakes Magic 8-Ball) the Kansas City Chiefs"

What, all of them?
 
2012-07-22 09:49:16 AM  
Detroit Lions move back into first!!

Go Lions!!!


http://www.freep.com/article/20120722/SPORTS01/120722007/Detroit-Lion s -Aaron-Berry-arrested-again?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE
 
2012-07-22 11:18:50 AM  
But what does this mean for the Chiefs' playoff chances?
 
2012-07-22 11:39:33 AM  

theurge14: But what does this mean for the Chiefs' playoff chances?


I think you already know the answer to that one.
 
2012-07-22 07:37:26 PM  

Mateorocks: theurge14: But what does this mean for the Chiefs' playoff chances?

I think you already know the answer to that one.


Hey now, let's not get personal.
 
2012-07-22 08:54:35 PM  
Might be the best thing to happen to KC. Washington has been awful as a pro.
 
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