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(Politico)   "Obama marks Ramadan." That proves he is both Muslim, and from Kenya. WAKE UP SHEEPLE ....*re-calibrates sarcasm meter*   (politico.com) divider line 130
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2012-07-21 09:39:58 AM
I can only imagine that over on Free Republic they're working themselves into an arm-biting frenzy once again.
 
2012-07-21 09:42:23 AM
"Arm-biting frenzy" got a laugh from me.
 
2012-07-21 09:46:59 AM

St_Francis_P: I can only imagine that over on Free Republic they're working themselves into an arm-biting frenzy once again.


It's become a yearly tradition over there, and every year, they say the same thing.

It's like Thanksgiving over there. It starts off okay, and the conversations are... well, they're as reasonable as they can be there. However, by noon, Uncle Larry's drunk off his nut and babbling about his years as a truck driver while your sister Evelyn got into your grandmother's rheumatism medication and is now chasing spots on the kitchen floor.
 
2012-07-21 09:47:08 AM
Come December, Obama marks Channukah. And the Freepers go: "THIS PROVES HE'S A SECRET JEW! WHAT OTHER SECRET IS HE KEEPING FROM US??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
 
2012-07-21 09:56:38 AM
He celebrated Arbor Day, confirming my suspicion that he's a tree.
 
2012-07-21 09:56:54 AM
comments are hate and derp dipped in gold:

Randy Brown · Top Commenter
MUSLIM PIECE OF S**T, DESTROYER OF THIS NATION.
Reply · 20 · · 14 hours ago

Frank Reina · Bakersfield High School
Lets see...he forgot Christmas, Easter...Purim...Passover...but he remembers Ramadam...if you walk like a duck..if you quack like a duck...you must be a?
Reply · 28 · · 15 hours ago


wow, just wow.
 
2012-07-21 10:00:03 AM

PreMortem: Frank Reina · Bakersfield High School
Lets see...he forgot Christmas, Easter...Purim...Passover...but he remembers Ramadam...if you walk like a duck..if you quack like a duck...you must be a?
Reply · 28 · · 15 hours ago

wow, just wow.


I like how they conveniently ignore all the stories about Obama celebrating those holidays. Because if they refuse to believe it, it didn't happen!

Some people are just stupid.
 
2012-07-21 10:14:55 AM

cameroncrazy1984: PreMortem: Frank Reina · Bakersfield High School
Lets see...he forgot Christmas, Easter...Purim...Passover...but he remembers Ramadam...if you walk like a duck..if you quack like a duck...you must be a?
Reply · 28 · · 15 hours ago

wow, just wow.

I like how they conveniently ignore all the stories about Obama celebrating those holidays. Because if they refuse to believe it, it didn't happen!

Some people are just stupid.



Willfully ignorant. Why the vast majority are also evangelical fundamentalists. The same will probably be the mothers who ignore the hints that their daughters are being molested by the father, their son might be gay, teenager on drugs, etc...

See also: global climate change (because only god controls the weather)
 
2012-07-21 10:16:59 AM

cameroncrazy1984: PreMortem: Frank Reina · Bakersfield High School
Lets see...he forgot Christmas, Easter...Purim...Passover...but he remembers Ramadam...if you walk like a duck..if you quack like a duck...you must be a?
Reply · 28 · · 15 hours ago

wow, just wow.

I like how they conveniently ignore all the stories about Obama celebrating those holidays. Because if they refuse to believe it, it didn't happen!

Some people are just stupid.


It's not stupidity... well... it is, but there's also a whole hell of a lot of willful ignorance, and, at times, that's a lot worse than simple stupidity.

Stupid people can learn, and they can become not so stupid. Willfully ignorant people show the world that they don't want to learn.
 
2012-07-21 10:41:29 AM
"Obama marks Ramadan."

So he's urinating on hotels to mark his territory now? This will not stand.
 
2012-07-21 10:42:36 AM

miss diminutive: "Obama marks Ramadan."

So he's urinating on hotels to mark his territory now? This will not stand.


Well...he's never denied being a cat.
 
2012-07-21 11:42:15 AM
Oh, no. Not the War on Ramadan already. I'm still not over the War on the Easter Bunny.
 
2012-07-21 11:54:44 AM

PreMortem: comments are hate and derp dipped in gold:

Randy Brown · Top Commenter
MUSLIM PIECE OF S**T, DESTROYER OF THIS NATION.
Reply · 20 · · 14 hours ago

Frank Reina · Bakersfield High School
Lets see...he forgot Christmas, Easter...Purim...Passover...but he remembers Ramadam...if you walk like a duck..if you quack like a duck...you must be a?
Reply · 28 · · 15 hours ago

wow, just wow.


I know. I'm still pissed off that he didn't celebrate Ostara.
 
2012-07-21 12:04:12 PM
Allahu ackbar!
 
2012-07-21 12:18:55 PM
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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 12:24:24 PM
I have never once heard of him celebrating Festivus. Clearly this proves he hates jews.


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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 12:26:09 PM

gimmegimme: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x340]


DAMMED IT

/Tip o' the hat
 
2012-07-21 12:37:31 PM
I'm fairly certain President Obama makes mention of all major religious holidays in this country, be they Christian, Jewish, or Muslim. What would really be cool though, was if he wished Americans a Happy Saturnalia or Happy Samhain. You know, for our Pagan and Roman brothers and sisters.
 
2012-07-21 12:38:14 PM
Be interesting if the GOP derp machine cranks up like I expect it to. I don't know how they'll be able to, but they won't let this "opportunity" to go waste. They'll probably end up reminding us how free we are again with another shooting spree.
 
2012-07-21 12:52:35 PM

GAT_00: Be interesting if the GOP derp machine cranks up like I expect it to. I don't know how they'll be able to, but they won't let this "opportunity" to go waste. They'll probably end up reminding us how free we are again with another shooting spree.


"Aw shucks, we can't outright call the murderer a republican so we'll brand as murderers every single person who owns a pistol or a 'military-type assault' rifle."
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 12:53:26 PM

GAT_00: Be interesting if the GOP derp machine cranks up like I expect it to. I don't know how they'll be able to, but they won't let this "opportunity" to go waste. They'll probably end up reminding us how free we are again with another shooting spree.


You were making a good point until you went with the Derp of the "They'll probably end up reminding us how free we are again with another shooting spree."

Is that what you really think? Funny thing is, which side do you think is going to be "demanding" that asshole be put to death? Or, do you think he can be reformed, and rehabilitated?
 
2012-07-21 01:03:23 PM

Pud: Is that what you really think?


I will not be surprised in the slightest.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 01:32:31 PM

GAT_00: Pud: Is that what you really think?

I will not be surprised in the slightest.


Interesting how you simply ignored the remainder of my comment. But in truth you are right in the part of the GOP leaping on this with all they're worth. But you would be fooling yourself if you did not also accept the fact the the Democrats will be doing the same. Let's try to remember ... they're politicians, None of them (from either side of the isle) could give the least part of a damned about you.
 
2012-07-21 01:35:35 PM
Let's just get this out of the way early....

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2012-07-21 01:35:50 PM

Pud: GAT_00: Pud: Is that what you really think?

I will not be surprised in the slightest.

Interesting how you simply ignored the remainder of my comment. But in truth you are right in the part of the GOP leaping on this with all they're worth. But you would be fooling yourself if you did not also accept the fact the the Democrats will be doing the same. Let's try to remember ... they're politicians, None of them (from either side of the isle) could give the least part of a damned about you.


Are you really going to pretend that I approve of the way the Democratic Party acts?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 01:40:32 PM

GAT_00: Pud: GAT_00: Pud: Is that what you really think?

I will not be surprised in the slightest.

Interesting how you simply ignored the remainder of my comment. But in truth you are right in the part of the GOP leaping on this with all they're worth. But you would be fooling yourself if you did not also accept the fact the the Democrats will be doing the same. Let's try to remember ... they're politicians, None of them (from either side of the isle) could give the least part of a damned about you.

Are you really going to pretend that I approve of the way the Democratic Party acts?


Given that comment. No, I guess I was shouting at the wrong clouds.

/Sorry.
 
2012-07-21 01:46:02 PM
the comments under that article are baffling.
 
2012-07-21 01:52:00 PM
This year, Ramadan holds special meaning for those citizens in the Middle East and North Africa who are courageously achieving democracy and self-determination

This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

/not sure if that makes him muslim, but still most likely Kenyan
 
2012-07-21 01:54:37 PM

miss diminutive: "Obama marks Ramadan."

So he's urinating on hotels to mark his territory now? This will not stand.


I just want to understand this. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, obama has to compensate the owner?
 
2012-07-21 01:56:58 PM

MeinRS6: This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.


They didn't just elect a new president for the first time ever? What happened, then?
 
2012-07-21 01:58:18 PM

thomps: the comments under that article are baffling.


Wow. I don't know what I was expecting, but gott damn... Fark can get pretty derpy from time to time, but this is a real cesspool
 
2012-07-21 01:58:35 PM

Pud: Given that comment. No, I guess I was shouting at the wrong clouds.


I'm just surprised. I have a lot less to be mad about from the Democratic Party, but I think they are a bunch of wimps who don't bother challenging the GOP or really trying to do anything but move further and further to the right.

Just because I despise the GOP doesn't make the Dems good. They just suck a lot less.
 
2012-07-21 02:00:38 PM

cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

They didn't just elect a new president for the first time ever? What happened, then?


Right. What was I thinking?

Egypt truly is transforming, as we speak, into a bastion of freedom. Thank Allah that Mubarak fella is gone. He really was the problem all along.
 
2012-07-21 02:01:11 PM

MeinRS6: This year, Ramadan holds special meaning for those citizens in the Middle East and North Africa who are courageously achieving democracy and self-determination

This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

/not sure if that makes him muslim, but still most likely Kenyan


Just like his Passover seder makes him an Israeli.
www.shoppingblog.com
 
2012-07-21 02:08:43 PM

MeinRS6: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

They didn't just elect a new president for the first time ever? What happened, then?

Right. What was I thinking?

Egypt truly is transforming, as we speak, into a bastion of freedom. Thank Allah that Mubarak fella is gone. He really was the problem all along.


So you agree with Obama, Egypt has democratically elected its first leader in the entire history of the country.
 
2012-07-21 02:11:32 PM

RexTalionis: MeinRS6: This year, Ramadan holds special meaning for those citizens in the Middle East and North Africa who are courageously achieving democracy and self-determination

This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

/not sure if that makes him muslim, but still most likely Kenyan

Just like his Passover seder makes him an Israeli.


No no. See, he only does things we like because he has to. He does things we hate because he wants to.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 02:37:38 PM

GAT_00: Pud: Given that comment. No, I guess I was shouting at the wrong clouds.

They just suck a lot less.


Funny how often we are given the choice of voting for the one we think "suck less." Don't get upset, I do it too, we just have different ideals of how things should be. I'm not sayin' you're wrong, or I am right. I'm just sayin' it is where we find ourselves today.

 
2012-07-21 03:01:47 PM
I just read some of the comments on that page and...they make YouTubers sound sane and coherent.
 
2012-07-21 03:02:10 PM
Michael Gerardi · Top Commenter
The Kenyan Koranimal usurper snubs Christian holidays, but whenever his homeboys lift their asses to Allah, he's down with it. Just one more of the 666 reasons to vote B-HOle OUT this November. And btw: you DON'T speak for me and other REAL Americans who have NOTHING to say for Rama-lama-ding-dong-a-dan except, "Time to rip Islam OUT of "the fabric of our Nation", which it should never have been allowed to infect in the first place.
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There really needs to be a "cockpunch" button on Facebook.
 
2012-07-21 03:18:22 PM

BSABSVR: RexTalionis: MeinRS6: This year, Ramadan holds special meaning for those citizens in the Middle East and North Africa who are courageously achieving democracy and self-determination

This proves he's not following what is actually happening in Egypt very closely.

/not sure if that makes him muslim, but still most likely Kenyan

Just like his Passover seder makes him an Israeli.

No no. See, he only does things we like because he has to. He does things we hate because he wants to.


It doesn't count when they elect someone that isn't a pro-Western puppet.
 
2012-07-21 03:19:29 PM

RexTalionis: Come December, Obama marks Channukah. And the Freepers go: "THIS PROVES HE'S A SECRET JEW! WHAT OTHER SECRET IS HE KEEPING FROM US??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"


There actually was a farker who asserted exactly a couple of years ago even going so far as to change his mother's ethnic heritage to "Sepharadic Jewish" on Wikipedia.

I think it's one of the haters that I have on ignore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ann_Dunham&diff=352484582&o l did=352478217
 
2012-07-21 03:21:35 PM

dstanley: "Arm-biting frenzy" got a laugh from me.


You must be easily laughable.
 
2012-07-21 03:22:50 PM
RexTalionis: Come December, Obama marks Channukah. And the Freepers go: "THIS PROVES HE'S A SECRET JEW! WHAT OTHER SECRET IS HE KEEPING FROM US??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

I just assume everybody is a secret Jew.
 
2012-07-21 03:22:55 PM

thomps: the comments under that article are baffling.


ftfc George Carlson · Boston College
As I recall, he neglected to mark Easter.


Surely you remember Obama feeding the Easter Bunny to the lions, tigers and bears

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2012-07-21 03:26:03 PM
Todays 2 minute hate (brought to you by exxon).
 
2012-07-21 03:26:17 PM
Psst Christians:

The New Testament talks about not attacking other Christians and not listening to false prophets (GOP).
 
2012-07-21 03:31:36 PM

deadcrickets: Psst Christians:

The New Testament talks about not attacking other Christians and not listening to false prophets (GOP).


Yep and it talks about not bearing false witness against one another or sowing discord amongst your brothers and sisters. Of course, that page must've gotten torn out of their Bibles.
 
2012-07-21 03:31:46 PM
Karyn Rossiter · Subscribe · Capitan, New Mexico
Mike...he is NOT Christian, and he so offends this Christian with that claim. He is so UNAmerican that we may as well have hitler in office.
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2012-07-21 03:34:48 PM
Is the submitter attempting to awaken the Sheeple?
 
2012-07-21 03:35:43 PM

RexTalionis: Come December, Obama marks Channukah. And the Freepers go: "THIS PROVES HE'S A SECRET JEW! WHAT OTHER SECRET IS HE KEEPING FROM US??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"


Stormfront probably has done that every year since its birth.
 
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