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(Live Science)   Researchers discover why so few people see UFO's. They are invisible UFO's. Very clever, those aliens   (livescience.com) divider line 36
    More: Obvious, UFO, night vision device, field of view, infrared, night-vision, moths  
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2012-07-21 12:20:45 PM  
"Filling the skies?"

Nah, just that one incident way back in '86.

photos1.blogger.com
 
2012-07-21 12:29:25 PM  
Well, I didn't see that coming...
 
2012-07-21 12:37:37 PM  
Meh, in some of the analysis the ufo seems to be in front of the house it disappears behind, meh,
 
2012-07-21 12:57:24 PM  
There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.
 
2012-07-21 01:40:01 PM  

Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.


farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-21 01:41:08 PM  

Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.


He crossed hundreds of light years of space to masturbate to Fark comment thread with no pictures?
 
2012-07-21 01:41:14 PM  

Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.


No, he *was* masturbating. He's all done now

Aliens get off on your disbelief
 
2012-07-21 01:48:23 PM  
Dang it...

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-21 01:49:57 PM  
Radio Gnome invisible.....
 
2012-07-21 02:16:32 PM  

djscram: Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.

He crossed hundreds of light years of space to masturbate to Fark comment thread with no pictures?


Things are slow on his world, and deuterium is cheap there.
 
2012-07-21 02:42:52 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-21 02:56:34 PM  
For a few seconds I was ashamed that I worked for LiveScience a few years ago. But luckily I remembered my old motto, just keep reading. Sarcasm can take a bit to seep through
 
2012-07-21 02:58:29 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Luckily I have just the camera to sell you to see invisible aliens
 
2012-07-21 03:03:04 PM  

Riche: "Filling the skies?"

Nah, just that one incident way back in '86.

[photos1.blogger.com image 640x270]


I think you mean 1980.
darthmojo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-21 03:53:05 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Riche: "Filling the skies?"

Nah, just that one incident way back in '86.

[photos1.blogger.com image 640x270]

I think you mean 1980.
[darthmojo.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]


Wo gave those Luxor waters jet skis?
 
2012-07-21 03:54:05 PM  

Teknowaffle: StoPPeRmobile: Riche: "Filling the skies?"

Nah, just that one incident way back in '86.

[photos1.blogger.com image 640x270]

I think you mean 1980.
[darthmojo.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]

Wo gave those Luxor waters jet skis?


Waiters you ass fark
 
2012-07-21 04:04:43 PM  
Very clever, those aliens

cdn.counter-currents.com

You have no idea.
 
2012-07-21 04:10:44 PM  

jayhawk88: Very clever, those aliens

[cdn.counter-currents.com image 600x600]

You have no idea.


Love that movie. Best knockdown-dragout fight, ever.
 
2012-07-21 04:16:02 PM  

Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.


He's not invisible. You just forget that he was there when you look away.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-21 05:39:45 PM  
Makes sense.

If you are going to fly to another planet to study a primitive species, you probably wouldn't drive around with all the lights on all the time. Scares the specimens.
 
2012-07-21 05:43:14 PM  
Roddy Piper + Shotgun will take care of those alien drones
 
2012-07-21 06:31:47 PM  
I've talked to a few ardent believers in UFOs over this thing called the internets... And I've basically always come up with one piece of logic that basically makes them quit.

We as human beings have the technology to fly over your house fifty times a day and conduct all sorts of surveillance. We have the capacity to listen all forms of communication you conduct... And you will never know any of it is happening.

Do you seriously think an alien race with technology capable of traveling across distances of space, a level of technology that would have to make trivial faster than light travel in order to get anywhere... Is going to fly down close enough to be seen with the naked eye?

As Yakko Warner famously said... It's a great big universe.
 
2012-07-21 06:41:22 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.

He's not invisible. You just forget that he was there when you look away.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 702x520]


If you meant to link a picture it didn't work, it's just blank.
 
2012-07-21 08:45:42 PM  

JRoo:
If you are going to fly to another planet to study a primitive species, you probably wouldn't drive around with all the lights on all the time. Scares the specimens.


Quite so old boy. How is it in sector 82x59, I heard your lot were having some problems with station keeping in the asteroid belt?
 
2012-07-21 09:25:52 PM  
You ever feel an itch in your ear you just can't get rid of? Feel like ants are crawling on ya, and you check and can't see nothin? You pick your nose, but can't get a hold on what's cloggin it up?

Congratulations, you're the victim of alien random-penis-contact foreplay.

Does their spunk wash off with water? How the fark could you tell, it's invisible.
 
2012-07-21 09:28:17 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.

He's not invisible. You just forget that he was there when you look away.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 702x520]


And he just told YOU to masturbate.
 
2012-07-21 09:58:49 PM  
I work odd hours, so I am often in bed listening to Coast to Coast AM. That's some farked up shiat right there. But it is lots of fun. It's also kind of impressive that they treat every opinion as equally valid. God is real. Godzilla is real. Same thing. That takes skill,

I love it when they are on about Bigfoot and Flying Saucers. But they are getting way too political and Foxy these days.
 
2012-07-21 10:19:25 PM  

Vaneshi: JRoo:
If you are going to fly to another planet to study a primitive species, you probably wouldn't drive around with all the lights on all the time. Scares the specimens.

Quite so old boy. How is it in sector 82x59, I heard your lot were having some problems with station keeping in the asteroid belt?


It's a mess. Might have to call this planet a wash. I dunno.
 
2012-07-21 10:54:48 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.

He's not invisible. You just forget that he was there when you look away.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 702x520]


I'm not sure if I feel disappointment or comisserating smugness that aliens have to wear neckties too.
 
2012-07-21 11:08:18 PM  

Solid Muldoon: I work odd hours, so I am often in bed listening to Coast to Coast AM. That's some farked up shiat right there. But it is lots of fun. It's also kind of impressive that they treat every opinion as equally valid. God is real. Godzilla is real. Same thing. That takes skill,

I love it when they are on about Bigfoot and Flying Saucers. But they are getting way too political and Foxy these days.


I worked nights like a decade ago and listened to that and you're right, someone would call in and say "bigfoot beamed be aboard his mother ship and violated me" and the host would say, "I believe every word you said". Fun show, haven't thought about it in years.
 
2012-07-22 12:36:59 AM  
Well if it wasn't for the Treaty of Algeron we'd be invisible too.
 
2012-07-22 12:56:54 PM  

djscram: Riche: There's an invisible alien standing right behind you as you read this.

/Annnd he's masturbating.

He crossed hundreds of light years of space to masturbate to Fark comment thread with no pictures?


They can't GET that kind of good stuff at home.
 
2012-07-22 02:21:17 PM  
These are the same goofy farkers who believe that aliens crossed a nigh unimaginable gulf of space and time.........to teach us how to move rocks.
 
2012-07-22 02:31:06 PM  
Ariloulaleelay not available, or visible, for comment.
 
2012-07-23 12:11:53 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Riche: "Filling the skies?"

Nah, just that one incident way back in '86.

[photos1.blogger.com image 640x270]

I think you mean 1980.
[darthmojo.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]


Galactica 1980 reference, didn't see that coming.
 
2012-07-23 08:47:57 PM  
If you haven't read "THOSE EYES" by David Brin, you should.
 
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