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2012-07-21 03:41:13 PM
IamAwake: iheartscotch: Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.

yeah, see...that's not gonna be a problem there. China doesn't have anything akin to our social security system, nor do employers there (with rare exception, mayhaps) offer any retirement.

AAAANnnnndd....the culture there is also not one so obsessed with having one's "own place" - it's more often that multiple generations are living in a single place than not there, rather than what we have here where you're considered a failure if you don't have your own place by age 20.

//I'm one to talk, moved out at 17...
//...into barracks. But still.


Even though china doesn't have social security; the party(read the government) is expected to provide at least somewhat for retirees. That has always been communism's main attraction / downfall; everyone gets an equal amount of everything. China has become increasingly capitalistic; but at the core, China is a communist country.

/ also; a maximum child number in the united states would be just as enforcable as a ban on alcohol
 
2012-07-21 03:47:59 PM
IamAwake: TommyymmoT: This is very temporary. People are just looking out of curiosity.
Her body looks terrible, and her face looks like a can of smashed assholes.

Even strippers and porn stars that are pretty, have short careers.
She's 37, and most of them are either "retired", or close to it by then.
The only porn stars over 40 that are working regularly are the ones that had a very large fan base, or the ones that are willing to take on 6 guys at one time, while another girl pisses on her face.

Besides, she's so notorious at pissing away money, she'll be broke by next week.
She currently owes over $500k, and she only got $10k for posing nude.

you know a farking hell of a lot of details about this woman. Are you looking to hook up with her, or something? Sounds like someone has a crush...

========

Nah, it came up in a thread a few days ago, when she said she was moving to Australia.
I hate reading "facts" that someone just pulled out of their ass, so I just look it up before I post.

Octomom is not a masturbational fantasy, to put it mildly.
 
2012-07-21 03:49:09 PM
IamAwake: iheartscotch: The one child law in china has created a larger than average male ratio; mostly because of societal issues, female children are undesirable, because you can only have one child.

why aren't you coming out and stating what is well-known, documented, etc?

Baby girls get killed, and thrown away. Since only one child can be had, and since people would rather have a boy, they pretend like the girl didn't happen and they try again.


There is some confusion on that point; the last time I brought it up, several people started arguing that the information concerning those statistics was mistaken. If I remember correctly; the documentary's validity was the source of most of the objections.

/ it is very hard to argue against societal issues that are extremely well documented
 
2012-07-21 03:50:54 PM
iheartscotch: insertsnarkyusername: iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled

Isn't the massive decrease in population the entire point to their policy?

Nope; it was only intended to control and reduce the growth of the population if I remember correctly. But; the decrease I'm talking about could easily cut the Chinese population by a 1/3 or more. Here in the states; that would create an artificial "boomer" generation. What I mean by that is; the older generation would seriously outnumber the younger generation. Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.

/ in other words; it would be a very bad idea to institute a maximum number of children here in the united states


So what you are saying is that social security is a pyramid scheme and that we need more people to pay into it than are on it, so the only way to maintain it is to keep population growing? Yeah, that is a GREAT idea.
 
2012-07-21 03:51:04 PM
TommyymmoT: This is very temporary. People are just looking out of curiosity.
Her body looks terrible, and her face looks like a can of smashed assholes.

Even strippers and porn stars that are pretty, have short careers.
She's 37, and most of them are either "retired", or close to it by then.
The only porn stars over 40 that are working regularly are the ones that had a very large fan base, or the ones that are willing to take on 6 guys at one time, while another girl pisses on her face.

Besides, she's so notorious at pissing away money, she'll be broke by next week.
She currently owes over $500k, and she only got $10k for posing nude.


/You win for the most likely truth posted on this thread
 
2012-07-21 03:51:10 PM
iheartscotch: the party(read the government) is expected to provide at least somewhat for retirees. That has always been communism's main attraction / downfall; everyone gets an equal amount of everything

except there has never not been stratification there. Now, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 50 years ago, 60 years ago....stratification. Meaning, not equal amounts.

And except that "provide at least somewhat" is not the same as "comfortable retirement after 20 years in an industry." I know several people pulling two retirements, and who are are still fit, active, and in their low 60s (ie, who would have to still be working, were they in China). Not just one retirement...two.

There is a stark difference between tossing people into some cheap housing until they die, and giving them enough to run around playing golf for 30 years.

//ps - one might easily get the very wrong impression about when I think someone should be able to retire, from reading the above...
 
2012-07-21 03:57:14 PM
I would like to know who the irresponsible fertility specialist is who implanted 8 embryos in the first place. That should be illegal.
 
2012-07-21 03:57:30 PM
machoprogrammer: iheartscotch: insertsnarkyusername: iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled

Isn't the massive decrease in population the entire point to their policy?

Nope; it was only intended to control and reduce the growth of the population if I remember correctly. But; the decrease I'm talking about could easily cut the Chinese population by a 1/3 or more. Here in the states; that would create an artificial "boomer" generation. What I mean by that is; the older generation would seriously outnumber the younger generation. Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.

/ in other words; it would be a very bad idea to institute a maximum number of children here in the united states

So what you are saying is that social security is a pyramid scheme and that we need more people to pay into it than are on it, so the only way to maintain it is to keep population growing? Yeah, that is a GREAT idea.


I never thought about it like that; but I would go with panzi scheme over pyramid scheme. They pay out old investments with new money.
 
2012-07-21 03:58:31 PM
TommyymmoT:
Octomom is not a masturbational fantasy, to put it mildly.


Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
 
2012-07-21 03:59:06 PM
ParaHandy: I would like to know who the irresponsible fertility specialist is who implanted 8 embryos in the first place. That should be illegal.

He lost his license to practice. So there's that.
 
2012-07-21 04:03:46 PM
IamAwake: iheartscotch: the party(read the government) is expected to provide at least somewhat for retirees. That has always been communism's main attraction / downfall; everyone gets an equal amount of everything

except there has never not been stratification there. Now, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 50 years ago, 60 years ago....stratification. Meaning, not equal amounts.

And except that "provide at least somewhat" is not the same as "comfortable retirement after 20 years in an industry." I know several people pulling two retirements, and who are are still fit, active, and in their low 60s (ie, who would have to still be working, were they in China). Not just one retirement...two.

There is a stark difference between tossing people into some cheap housing until they die, and giving them enough to run around playing golf for 30 years.

//ps - one might easily get the very wrong impression about when I think someone should be able to retire, from reading the above...


I agree; I should say that the Chinese definition of retire is an 8' x 12' rundown shanty, populated by 8 other people, with an 1/8 cup of rice per day. And you have to be completely unable to work.

/ my point was; a maximum number of children in the united states is not doable.
 
2012-07-21 04:20:07 PM
I'm getting a kick out of this as I just watched the Octomom Home Alone video.
 
2012-07-21 04:21:27 PM
SkydiveMike: I'm getting a kick out of this as I just watched the Octomom Home Alone video.

Was it worth it?
 
2012-07-21 04:23:41 PM
MoronLessOff: SkydiveMike: I'm getting a kick out of this as I just watched the Octomom Home Alone video.

Was it worth it?


Considering I got it for free. No.
 
2012-07-21 04:24:02 PM
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. The only thing some people will do is sit on the porch waiting on the mailman to bring their check. I suppose sitting around can be pretty hard work though, especially if it's hot out.
 
2012-07-21 04:24:14 PM
skinink: Who wants to see that stretched out cootchie flapping in their face at a strip club?

She had the octuplets via C-section.
 
2012-07-21 04:24:46 PM
SkydiveMike: I'm getting a kick out of this as I just watched the Octomom Home Alone video.

Did you look directly into the abyss? Did it look back?
 
2012-07-21 04:25:57 PM
gerbilpox: /8 came out, 8 can go in

Red that in Quint's voice for some reason and it was damn funny!
 
2012-07-21 04:28:34 PM
iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled


first off, is a that big drop in population coming in china even a bad thing? maybe they can tweak their laws or tax boys or something to balance it out? I'm not saying laws like in china are the answer, just a bummer stupid people make so many babies and there's no easy way to solve the problem I guess. Should we really let a person pop out 14 babies? Do we as humans have the right to keep expanding our numbers at the expense of all other life on earth including our future selves? Maybe the only answer is colonizing space so overpopulation isn't a problem. we've destroyed so much of the planet enough already, if we keep expanding the population here it's only going to get worse, even as we get smarter and live with less impact. the planet needs us to live with less impact and hold if not shrink our numbers to recover from what we've already done.

Reckless breeders remind me of the saying "no single raindrop believes it's responsible for the flood" If you ask most people, they would say keeping our population where it is instead of growing would be the smart thing to do, but then they go and have more than 2 kids and rationalize it however and not see themselves as part of the problem.

but whatever, a big pandemic, the climate, or a meteor will put our numbers in check soon enough, then it might even be time to breed as much as possible again.
 
2012-07-21 04:29:53 PM
i1247.photobucket.com


HURRY.......Mommy is late for here job!

/Living in America
 
2012-07-21 04:32:44 PM
Does this mean that nobody will pay any attention to her now? Does this mean this is the last of the Octomom threads on fark?

Don't you love rhetorical questions?
 
2012-07-21 04:34:21 PM
Trickle down?
 
2012-07-21 04:34:39 PM
stuffer: iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled

first off, is a that big drop in population coming in china even a bad thing? maybe they can tweak their laws or tax boys or something to balance it out? I'm not saying laws like in china are the answer, just a bummer stupid people make so many babies and there's no easy way to solve the problem I guess. Should we really let a person pop out 14 babies? Do we as humans have the right to keep expanding our numbers at the expense of all other life on earth including our future selves? Maybe the only answer is colonizing space so overpopulation isn't a problem. we've destroyed so much of the planet enough already, if we keep expanding the population here it's only going to get worse, even as we get smarter and live with less impact. the planet needs us to live with less impact and hold if not shrink our numbers to recover from what we've already done.

Reckless breeders remind me of the saying "no single raindrop believes it's responsible for the flood" If you ask most people, they would say keeping our population where it ...


As the poorer countries become wealthier there is always a corresponding drop in the birth rates. The answer to overpopulation isn't draconian 1 child policies but helping 3rd world nations get their shiat together. Most rich countries actually have to have immigrants just maintain their current population levels so we don't need to legislate anything in regards to population controls. We as 1st world countries just need to stop exploiting other countries and they need to get their acts together.
 
2012-07-21 04:37:06 PM
iheartscotch: Nope; it was only intended to control and reduce the growth of the population if I remember correctly. But; the decrease I'm talking about could easily cut the Chinese population by a 1/3 or more. Here in the states; that would create an artificial "boomer" generation. What I mean by that is; the older generation would seriously outnumber the younger generation. Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.

/ in other words; it would be a very bad idea to institute a maximum number of children here in the united states


But as we advance technology, we don't need the labor force we once did to get the same or more done, so maybe the smaller younger generation could care for themselves and the larger elder population fairly well in the transition.
 
2012-07-21 04:44:49 PM
ordinarysteve: As the poorer countries become wealthier there is always a corresponding drop in the birth rates. The answer to overpopulation isn't draconian 1 child policies but helping 3rd world nations get their shiat together. Most rich countries actually have to have immigrants just maintain their current population levels so we don't need to legislate anything in regards to population controls. We as 1st world countries just need to stop exploiting other countries and they need to get their acts together.

Not just that, but lets say we as a first world country overall had negative birth rate, we still have the octomom and folks in the ghetto and religious crazys popping out more than their share, that is slowly diluting the intelligence of our gene pool.
 
2012-07-21 05:10:26 PM
Well, she DOES have big tits.

/just sayin'.
 
2012-07-21 05:13:09 PM
"The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying..."
 
2012-07-21 05:19:57 PM
She looks totally fark-worthy in the pics I've seen. Also, those kids were delivered via c-section, so that hotdog down the hallway stuff is BS.
 
2012-07-21 05:21:10 PM
Because People in power are Stupid:

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.


I actually had a stripper do this. We were at a strip club for a friend's bachelor party. One of the strippers jumped up and straddled my lap and pulled her boobs out. She was rubbing them and smiling. Said "nice, huh? And they actually work". Then she squeezed one with a huge smile on her face. Milk shot out and hit my friend in the face.
 
2012-07-21 05:23:02 PM
Jim Gordon: Because People in power are Stupid:

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.

I actually had a stripper do this. We were at a strip club for a friend's bachelor party. One of the strippers jumped up and straddled my lap and pulled her boobs out. She was rubbing them and smiling. Said "nice, huh? And they actually work". Then she squeezed one with a huge smile on her face. Milk shot out and hit my friend in the face.


Gross. Unless it was my gf...i think id be kinda pissed.
 
2012-07-21 05:24:55 PM
Jim Gordon: Because People in power are Stupid:

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.

I actually had a stripper do this. We were at a strip club for a friend's bachelor party. One of the strippers jumped up and straddled my lap and pulled her boobs out. She was rubbing them and smiling. Said "nice, huh? And they actually work". Then she squeezed one with a huge smile on her face. Milk shot out and hit my friend in the face.


Cool story, bro!
 
2012-07-21 05:29:38 PM
Jim Gordon: Because People in power are Stupid:

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.

I actually had a stripper do this. We were at a strip club for a friend's bachelor party. One of the strippers jumped up and straddled my lap and pulled her boobs out. She was rubbing them and smiling. Said "nice, huh? And they actually work". Then she squeezed one with a huge smile on her face. Milk shot out and hit my friend in the face.


I would have punched her in the face and then kicked her in the box.
 
2012-07-21 05:38:00 PM
I would have come at her like a spider monkey.
 
2012-07-21 05:41:15 PM
Solid Muldoon: "Nice beaver. Nice beaver."

"Thanks, but why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't. That was the echo."


i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-21 05:42:08 PM
 
2012-07-21 05:49:12 PM
Jim Gordon: Gross. Unless it was my gf...i think id be kinda pissed.

My friend was pissed. I found it funny as hell since he had been a dick all night. I gave her some money and bought her a drink so she would stay around for a while.


Then get her checked for std's/hiv/other diseases, and have your own fun w her milkbags lol
 
2012-07-21 05:50:20 PM
GGracie: "The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is stripper's kids are crying..."

FTFY
 
2012-07-21 05:56:13 PM
Hey look it;s ANOTHER STRIPPER THREAD
 
2012-07-21 06:00:08 PM
I think it would be worth a couple bucks too see her juggs.
 
2012-07-21 06:01:41 PM
silgryphon: Hey look it;s ANOTHER STRIPPER THREAD

Oh, please, this is not a stripper thread.
Not sure what that is, but don't go insulting working people.
 
2012-07-21 06:04:57 PM
Isn't she the one that has the who-ha large enough to drive cadillacs through?
 
2012-07-21 06:12:16 PM
I think I speak for all Americans when I say put her back on welfare.
 
2012-07-21 06:15:04 PM
bim1154: Isn't she the one that has the who-ha large enough to drive cadillacs through?

Who knows, the octodelivery was by
"A Caesarean section, (also C-section, Caesarian section, Cesarean section, Caesar, etc.) is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus. A late-term abortion using Caesarean section procedures is termed a hysterotomy abortion and is very rarely performed. The first modern Caesarean section was performed by German gynecologist Ferdinand Adolf Kehrer in 1881."
wiki
 
2012-07-21 06:15:52 PM
PainInTheASP: She's also shilling for a loanshark short-term lender.

Want an Octo-loan?


good lord just how low can we go?
 
2012-07-21 06:17:07 PM
snocone: silgryphon: Hey look it;s ANOTHER STRIPPER THREAD

Oh, please, this is not a stripper thread.
Not sure what that is, but don't go insulting working people.


Anything with the word stripper in the headline is a stripper thread
 
2012-07-21 06:22:01 PM
Some screens from the Home Alone video for the curious: NSFW
 
2012-07-21 06:24:43 PM
silgryphon: snocone: silgryphon: Hey look it;s ANOTHER STRIPPER THREAD

Oh, please, this is not a stripper thread.
Not sure what that is, but don't go insulting working people.

Anything with the word stripper in the headline is a stripper thread


Do you see Grable'sdaughter around here?
Well, do ya?
See any graphic representation of what a real stripper might look like?
Well?

/ wannastripers
 
2012-07-21 06:44:00 PM
What's she gonna do when she's no longer viable to degrade herself for the pleasure of men?
 
2012-07-21 06:44:45 PM
snocone: bim1154: Isn't she the one that has the who-ha large enough to drive cadillacs through?

Who knows, the octodelivery was by
"A Caesarean section, (also C-section, Caesarian section, Cesarean section, Caesar, etc.) is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus. A late-term abortion using Caesarean section procedures is termed a hysterotomy abortion and is very rarely performed. The first modern Caesarean section was performed by German gynecologist Ferdinand Adolf Kehrer in 1881."
wiki


/wink
 
2012-07-21 06:49:18 PM
Bucky Katt: PainInTheASP: She's also shilling for a loanshark short-term lender.

Want an Octo-loan?

good lord just how low can we go?


I dunno, but I'd be willing to kick in a few bucks to see. Just for the sheer spectacle of it..
 
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