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(TMZ)   Octomom is truly great American success story; she got off of welfare by becoming a stripper   (tmz.com) divider line 134
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2012-07-21 09:13:05 AM
Six figures in less than two months... bullshiat.
 
2012-07-21 09:26:10 AM
After people see that once, I suspect she'll be back on welfare rather quickly.
 
2012-07-21 09:48:53 AM
For having fourteen kids, she's in remarkable shape.
 
2012-07-21 10:08:51 AM
Rather see her working than being on welfare and leeching off society.
 
2012-07-21 10:25:48 AM
Octomom is truly great American success story; she got off

And she's the only one.
 
2012-07-21 10:37:21 AM
Has she enrolled in community college yet?
 
2012-07-21 11:20:57 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Six figures in less than two months... bullshiat.


Not from stripping, certainly, but I am sure she cut a good deal for the porn shoot she did a month ago.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls in low to mid six figures from stripping per year. It certainly isn't unheard of.
 
2012-07-21 12:01:53 PM
She's also shilling for a loanshark short-term lender.

Want an Octo-loan?
 
2012-07-21 12:39:37 PM
Maybe "the Octomom welfare-to-work" plan will become one of those state "experiments" with work requirements that Obama recently authorized.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-21 12:43:32 PM
If I had boobies (instead of moobies) I would be generous and share them with anyone that asked .... (EIP).

/She's just being greedy.

//Not really if you have it, it is you're choice to sell it or flaunt it.
 
2012-07-21 12:43:50 PM
She is also now a spokes person for octoloans!

/bleh,
 
2012-07-21 12:52:33 PM
Like she's the only single mother that ever got off of welfare that way?
 
2012-07-21 02:00:35 PM
itsokaytolikeit.com

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.
 
2012-07-21 02:47:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

It would be so awesome if she was lactating and squirt her milk all over the audience.


i432.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-21 02:47:10 PM
Good for her, and I mean that in all sincerity. She put herself in a position where pr0n was going to be her only option, (wo)maned up and did what she had to do.

If all Americans demonstrated such bootstrappy git 'er done style attitudes, we wouldn't be in the economic doldrums we are in right now.
 
2012-07-21 02:49:01 PM

EatenTheSun: Has she enrolled in community college yet?


Yeah; she's going to be a radiologist you know, you should hear her on the radio any day now.
 
2012-07-21 02:49:20 PM

Rent Party: Good for her, and I mean that in all sincerity. She put herself in a position where pr0n was going to be her only option, (wo)maned up and did what she had to do.

If all Americans demonstrated such bootstrappy git 'er done style attitudes, we wouldn't be in the economic doldrums we are in right now.


And we'd have more strippers!
 
2012-07-21 02:50:13 PM
Way to pull yourself up by your G string straps Octomom! That's the spirit!
 
2012-07-21 02:50:59 PM
Way to be bootstrappy.... and then take them off.
 
2012-07-21 02:53:18 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

She should have taken the Home Depot job instead ?

Bookmarked in anticipation of GD showing up
 
2012-07-21 02:53:37 PM
straps.
 
2012-07-21 02:54:20 PM
I have a feeling that many people want to see her strip in the same sense as some people feel the need to slow down and gawk at a car crash.
 
2012-07-21 02:54:35 PM
I really don't think Octomom even scratched the surface of this market. Her problem is that she's a secular entity who used science to obtain her cash-cows. It makes sense for her to get into adult entertainment, but it's not going to last and it's not going to generate enough money to support all of her children. However, the marketing idea is absolutely golden.

Let me introduce you to another lady with multiple children. She's sweet, she's funny, she's a lamb of God -- Michelle Duggard, starring tonight in a limited seating engagement we call Cock Hoarders (brought to you by TLC). She Michelle had all of her kids the old fashioned way, pinned underneath a religious fanatic with a raging hard-on and no sense of responsibility to the health of his wife or the children. No! Not Warren Jeffs! That other nutcase that wanted to bang kids so bad that he'd start spurting in Michelle as soon as she missed a period. Your gonna like paying for this, so let me tell you what you get.

For $450 you get to put on a blindfold and shove your arm up Michelle's pussy. It's not exactly like being in the womb, but packages are available. For $650, you get both arms. And for $1000, you can go ahead and crawl up in there and spend the night. In the morning, we'll rebirth you and you'll come out with a fresh start on life so you don't have to be the asshole you've become.

Help us help you and a wonderful lady who decided she wanted her vagina to hang out like a tube sock.
 
2012-07-21 02:54:48 PM
what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.
 
2012-07-21 02:55:39 PM
Nothing more stimulating to go see then a woman that has sworn off men, had a bushel of kids, and wants to make XXX money.

She stimulates me a little as I feel like throwing up a little bit every time I see her in the news.
 
2012-07-21 02:56:12 PM
I didn't know welfare was that hard up.
 
2012-07-21 03:02:38 PM

stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.


Nice to see the Chinese government has an official Fark account.
 
2012-07-21 03:03:47 PM
Tits and GTFO
 
2012-07-21 03:03:49 PM
Who wants to see that stretched out cootchie flapping in their face at a strip club?
 
2012-07-21 03:03:50 PM

stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.


You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled
 
2012-07-21 03:04:41 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Maybe "the Octomom welfare-to-work" plan will become one of those state "experiments" with work requirements that Obama recently authorized.


It's certainly a valid plan, and you can't blame her. She's an independent contractor now, making money and tending to her responsibilities. She also seems to be enjoying it. Who are we to judge?
 
2012-07-21 03:06:55 PM

Errk: Rather see her working than being on welfare and leeching off society.


You are a little late, she has already sucked up $2 Million+ in medical expenses, that is likely to climb to $20 million or so by the time the kids are grown.

--------- At which point, their congenital medical defects will likely make them public dependents as well.
 
2012-07-21 03:11:33 PM
"Nice beaver. Nice beaver."

"Thanks, but why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't. That was the echo."
 
2012-07-21 03:12:40 PM
This is very temporary. People are just looking out of curiosity.
Her body looks terrible, and her face looks like a can of smashed assholes.

Even strippers and porn stars that are pretty, have short careers.
She's 37, and most of them are either "retired", or close to it by then.
The only porn stars over 40 that are working regularly are the ones that had a very large fan base, or the ones that are willing to take on 6 guys at one time, while another girl pisses on her face.

Besides, she's so notorious at pissing away money, she'll be broke by next week.
She currently owes over $500k, and she only got $10k for posing nude.
 
2012-07-21 03:15:42 PM

iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled


Isn't the massive decrease in population the entire point to their policy?
 
2012-07-21 03:18:34 PM
She's a glob creator!
 
2012-07-21 03:18:49 PM

Errk: Rather see her working than being on welfare and leeching off society.


Absolutely.
 
2012-07-21 03:21:05 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Six figures in less than two months... bullshiat.


You don't see how she could make $100,000 in two months? I be she got at least $50,000 for the masturbation video.
 
2012-07-21 03:22:05 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Nice to see the Chinese government has an official Fark account.


realizing there's an overpopulation problem doesn't mean one is from the Chinese gov.

//formerly-enlisted USMC
//been with wife 19 years...still no kids. On purpose.
 
2012-07-21 03:22:34 PM
www.humorhound.comanongallery.org

ATTENTION MODS is this too NSFW language?
 
2012-07-21 03:23:23 PM

iheartscotch: You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women.


Because the first child is usually male and the second one is usually female? Or does their cultural bias against girls also have something to do with it?

Would the world be better off if china had the same number of males that they have today, plus enough extra females to bring the ratio up to 50:50?
 
2012-07-21 03:23:49 PM

TommyymmoT: This is very temporary. People are just looking out of curiosity.
Her body looks terrible, and her face looks like a can of smashed assholes.

Even strippers and porn stars that are pretty, have short careers.
She's 37, and most of them are either "retired", or close to it by then.
The only porn stars over 40 that are working regularly are the ones that had a very large fan base, or the ones that are willing to take on 6 guys at one time, while another girl pisses on her face.

Besides, she's so notorious at pissing away money, she'll be broke by next week.
She currently owes over $500k, and she only got $10k for posing nude.


you know a farking hell of a lot of details about this woman. Are you looking to hook up with her, or something? Sounds like someone has a crush...
 
2012-07-21 03:25:22 PM

insertsnarkyusername: Isn't the massive decrease in population the entire point to their policy?


hush you, no making sense. That's uncalled for.
 
2012-07-21 03:25:56 PM

insertsnarkyusername: iheartscotch: stuffer: what a selfish biatch, if every chick had 14 kids our population would be 50 billion in a generation. Couples that have more than 2 kids are ruining it for everyone. Until we start leaving the planet or figure out some environmental and energy issues, we shouldn't be expanding our population.

And for the religious ones that pop out babies thinking it's god's will-god would want you to have 2 kids or less, or he really doesn't know what he's doing and shouldn't be in charge.

someone needs to off this chick if she gets pregnant again.

You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women. They are going to have a massive decrease in population in the next 20 to 30 years because there is a shortage of women.

I agree 14 children is wildly irresponsible; but instituting a maximum number of children is not the solution.

/ or did I just get trolled

Isn't the massive decrease in population the entire point to their policy?


Nope; it was only intended to control and reduce the growth of the population if I remember correctly. But; the decrease I'm talking about could easily cut the Chinese population by a 1/3 or more. Here in the states; that would create an artificial "boomer" generation. What I mean by that is; the older generation would seriously outnumber the younger generation. Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.

/ in other words; it would be a very bad idea to institute a maximum number of children here in the united states
 
2012-07-21 03:30:45 PM
That level of income isn't going to last past her 15 minutes of fame -- not to mention the inevitable decline of age. (She's already 37, which is about 55 in porn years.) Also, "six figures" covers a wide range, but at least at the lower end, it's not much with 15 mouths to feed.

Speaking of mouths to feed... I'm disappointed she's only done softcore. I might pay a little (or at least download) video of her over-inflated lips around a peener. Watching her play with herself or pole dance, not so much.

Probably just a matter of time, though, before she's doing A2M, bukkake, and DVDA x 2.


/8 came out, 8 can go in
 
2012-07-21 03:31:34 PM

iheartscotch: Thus; to abbreviate the situation; the number of retirees would overburden the system.


yeah, see...that's not gonna be a problem there. China doesn't have anything akin to our social security system, nor do employers there (with rare exception, mayhaps) offer any retirement.

AAAANnnnndd....the culture there is also not one so obsessed with having one's "own place" - it's more often that multiple generations are living in a single place than not there, rather than what we have here where you're considered a failure if you don't have your own place by age 20.

//I'm one to talk, moved out at 17...
//...into barracks. But still.
 
2012-07-21 03:32:58 PM

PainInTheASP: She's also shilling for a loanshark short-term lender.

Want an Octo-loan?


Because if there's anyone whose financial advice I trust, it's Octomom.
 
2012-07-21 03:33:21 PM

Ivo Shandor: iheartscotch: You do realize what the one child law has done in china? They have an enormous male to female ratio; and not infavor of women.

Because the first child is usually male and the second one is usually female? Or does their cultural bias against girls also have something to do with it?

Would the world be better off if china had the same number of males that they have today, plus enough extra females to bring the ratio up to 50:50?


The one child law in china has created a larger than average male ratio; mostly because of societal issues, female children are undesirable, because you can only have one child.

Like I said; it's not a good idea because it overburdens the system. Because of the lack of women, there will be a reduction in the number of children born; because of the decreased birth numbers, there will be a reduced worker population; because of the reduced worker population, the government will have difficulty caring for any retirees.
 
2012-07-21 03:37:47 PM

iheartscotch: government will have difficulty caring for any retirees.


there you go saying that again. The gov doesn't take care of the retirees there.
 
2012-07-21 03:40:21 PM

iheartscotch: The one child law in china has created a larger than average male ratio; mostly because of societal issues, female children are undesirable, because you can only have one child.


why aren't you coming out and stating what is well-known, documented, etc?

Baby girls get killed, and thrown away. Since only one child can be had, and since people would rather have a boy, they pretend like the girl didn't happen and they try again.
 
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