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		Man steals two cases of mozzarella from Pizza Hut, surprising cops who confirm that there's still no accounting for taste (huffingtonpost.com)		28
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c152atn67		2012-07-21 11:55:12 AM

You forgot to put "mozzarella" in quotes.

propasaurus		2012-07-21 12:09:39 PM

What was Pizza Hut doing with mozzarella? It's not like they put it on their pizzas.

casual disregard		2012-07-21 12:09:41 PM

c152atn67: You forgot to put "mozzarella" in quotes.

Heheh. I'm sure Pizza Hut uses only the finest quality "mozzarella" like this:

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jjorsett		2012-07-21 12:22:51 PM

It's actually called mo22arella. Like Rolox watches.

sobernutz		2012-07-21 12:42:53 PM

Pizza Hut is awesome munchies food. Used to deliver pizzas for the hut a long time ago. All my customers would get contact highs once they opened the doors.

dittybopper		2012-07-21 12:58:43 PM

jjorsett: It's actually called mo22arella. Like Rolox watches.

Mottsarella. It's made from fermented apple skins.

consider this		2012-07-21 01:06:57 PM

Pizza Hut has come a long way with its menu. I recently had their pizza after going years without eating there and it was pretty damn good. Not my favorite pizza, but definitely something I wouldn't mind having again.

MightyPez		2012-07-21 01:36:07 PM

consider this: Pizza Hut has come a long way with its menu. I recently had their pizza after going years without eating there and it was pretty damn good. Not my favorite pizza, but definitely something I wouldn't mind having again.

It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

cretinbob		2012-07-21 01:58:03 PM

c152atn67: You forgot to put "mozzarella" in quotes.

Yeah, pasteurized process plastic fake cheese food is not the same.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-21 01:59:42 PM

MightyPez: consider this: Pizza Hut has come a long way with its menu. I recently had their pizza after going years without eating there and it was pretty damn good. Not my favorite pizza, but definitely something I wouldn't mind having again.

It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

I agree with this 99%.

Sometimes I have a hankerin' for a buttery, greasy piece of pizza. That's when I go to Pizza Hut.

grinding_journalist		2012-07-21 02:02:53 PM

MightyPez: It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

Difficulty: "St. Louis Style" pizza.

/lives in STL

MoronLessOff		2012-07-21 02:27:26 PM

grinding_journalist: MightyPez: It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

Difficulty: "St. Louis Style" pizza.

/lives in STL

I'm not a fan of the cracker crust, but Fortell's does thin crust right. Can't beat that joint.

grinding_journalist		2012-07-21 02:53:39 PM

MoronLessOff: I'm not a fan of the cracker crust, but Fortell's does thin crust right. Can't beat that joint.

I don't have a problem with the crust, it's the provel "cheese" that is apparently a critical component.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-21 03:17:40 PM

grinding_journalist: MoronLessOff: I'm not a fan of the cracker crust, but Fortell's does thin crust right. Can't beat that joint.

I don't have a problem with the crust, it's the provel "cheese" that is apparently a critical component.

This. Fark provel.

MightyPez		2012-07-21 03:43:27 PM

grinding_journalist: MightyPez: It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

Difficulty: "St. Louis Style" pizza.

/lives in STL

I can't say I have ever had the pleasure. Perhaps STL style is the "UFIA" of the pizza world? A tiny population is going to appreciate that it happened, but everyone else will pop you in the mouth for trying it?

flaminio		2012-07-21 05:16:44 PM

Don't buy chain pizza. I guarantee there is a mom & pop pizzeria near you that's twice as good as any chain, and would kill for your business. Support local businesses.

FriarReb98		2012-07-21 05:32:47 PM

flaminio: Don't buy chain pizza. I guarantee there is a mom & pop pizzeria near you that's twice as good as any chain, and would kill for your business. Support local businesses.

The only non-national one that delivers here isn't that good. Not that Dominos and Papa Johns are good right now, but still.

\best pizza ever disappeared about twenty-five years ago from my hometown, RIP Manny's

cretinbob		2012-07-21 06:38:56 PM

grinding_journalist: Difficulty: "St. Louis Style" pizza.

Ahhh so that's the deal with pizza in south western Ohio. I always wondered why the hell they cut it like that.

dittybopper		2012-07-21 06:47:23 PM

MightyPez: consider this: Pizza Hut has come a long way with its menu. I recently had their pizza after going years without eating there and it was pretty damn good. Not my favorite pizza, but definitely something I wouldn't mind having again.

It's like the old saying, "Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."

Until, of course, it makes your dick feel like it's on fire when you pee.

the801		2012-07-21 07:40:07 PM

casual disregard: c152atn67: You forgot to put "mozzarella" in quotes.

Heheh. I'm sure Pizza Hut uses only the finest quality "mozzarella" like this:

mmm, bull testicles.

seriously, those fresh mozzarella balls aren't that good. i'm sure your hipster friends make you feel cool for thinking they are, but they're not. you can make your own pretty easily, you know.

i wouldn't even put that stuff on the most horrid of stale mcdonald's poutine.

janzee		2012-07-21 08:32:27 PM

Wanted for questioning...

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Harry_Seldon		2012-07-21 10:13:31 PM

This was one in string of cheese robberies.

buzzcut73		2012-07-22 12:16:58 AM

flaminio: Don't buy chain pizza. I guarantee there is a mom & pop pizzeria near you that's twice as good as any chain, and would kill for your business. Support local businesses.

This.
The only chain worth getting pizza from in my area is Dion's, and I'd still count them as mom and pop (delivery not available, offer valid only in New Mexico and Lubbock, TX)

/Green chili on Pizza? Yes please.

digistil		2012-07-22 05:10:07 AM

c152atn67: You forgot to put "mozzarella" in quotes.

Came to say this. Pizza Slut doesn't use mozzarella cheese. They use White American cheese. There is a dramatic difference in every way.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-07-22 11:54:39 AM

dittybopper

jjorsett: It's actually called mo22arella. Like Rolox watches.

Mottsarella. It's made from fermented apple skins.

Saucy!

Brytanica1		2012-07-22 04:11:32 PM

flaminio: Don't buy chain pizza. I guarantee there is a mom & pop pizzeria near you that's twice as good as any chain, and would kill for your business. Support local businesses.

One thing that astounds me about living in Dallas is the sheer number of non chain places. Being originally from Indianapolis, where pretty much your only options were the major chains, its just amazing.

Had a chicken pizza recently with thai peanut sauce that was great. And there is a place down the street from me that does this shrimp, garlic, spinach and alfredo pizza that I love.

Although I myself make a great sirloin pizza with carmelized onions, mushrooms and A1.