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(YardBarker)   Michael Phelps unhappy with USA swim caps, while his dealer is just unhappy that he's at the Olympics   (olympics.yardbarker.com) divider line 35
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2012-07-21 09:32:32 AM  
Shut up and get back in the pool, asshat.

Or stay the hell home and have a good ol' 'merican cheese slice with that whine in your double flagged cap.
 
2012-07-21 11:30:52 AM  
He's right though. The dark blue ones they used to wear do look a lot better. This has been a rough Olympics for uni watchers. Oceans of hideousness.
 
2012-07-21 11:32:25 AM  
He can always ditch the swim cap and wear the beret. Or shave his head.
 
2012-07-21 11:39:17 AM  
What, does he thinks the hats look gay?

I guess he and his crew are going to picket the Olympics now?

Asshat.
 
2012-07-21 11:44:12 AM  

IggyFan: He's right though. The dark blue ones they used to wear do look a lot better. This has been a rough Olympics for uni watchers. Oceans of hideousness.


Funny, after those Spanish ones, everything looks like a model of good taste. (I mean, I follow Aussie rules football, I thought I was inured to the garish anyway, but holy crap.)
 
2012-07-21 12:13:55 PM  

IggyFan: He's right though. The dark blue ones they used to wear do look a lot better. This has been a rough Olympics for uni watchers. Oceans of hideousness.


whoa, wait, there is a group of people called "uni watchers"? I picture a lot of gay men.

Which is fine, but uni watchers?
 
2012-07-21 12:16:52 PM  
14 Olympic Gold Medals. He can biatch about anything his huge friggen heart desires.
 
2012-07-21 12:18:48 PM  
Is there a way of making a swim cap attractive? It's one of those universally unflattering articles of clothing. Making the flag bigger or changing the background color won't change that.
 
2012-07-21 12:23:38 PM  
Well, now I know what the next photo contest will be...
 
2012-07-21 01:19:13 PM  
whatever, dude doesn't even smoke that much.. sure he's rich but he has no tolerance.

Not putting my kids through college on a farking half zip a month.
 
2012-07-21 01:44:42 PM  
If it were a mechanical issue, and could theoretically hamper his performance, then the head of the USOC should tell the rules committee to fark itself and throw lawyers at them until the games are so far past that no one will care.

If it's purely aesthetics, then what's the big deal? He's not exactly going to be seeing what his head looks like, and if he's holding a 15th-21st gold medal, no one's going to notice his cap.
 
2012-07-21 01:54:56 PM  
Laying the ground work for why he only got bronze, good plan.
 
2012-07-21 02:11:26 PM  
Just shave your head and tattoo that shiat on your scalp like a real man.

...after 14 years of competitive swimming, I only wore a cap once. I really hate those things.
 
2012-07-21 02:50:57 PM  

whither_apophis: Laying the ground work for why he only got bronze, good plan.


No... no he's not.

But, as many have, he's pointing out that a lot of the rules and restrictions for this Olympics are stupid.
 
2012-07-21 03:00:07 PM  

funktilious_j: IggyFan: He's right though. The dark blue ones they used to wear do look a lot better. This has been a rough Olympics for uni watchers. Oceans of hideousness.

whoa, wait, there is a group of people called "uni watchers"? I picture a lot of gay men.

Which is fine, but uni watchers?


http://www.uni-watch.com/

You'll have to copy and paste. Can't insert hyperlinks on my phone.
 
2012-07-21 03:20:00 PM  

Action Seal: Just shave your head and tattoo that shiat on your scalp like a real man.

...after 14 years of competitive swimming, I only wore a cap once. I really hate those things.


I hated them too. BUT, given the chance, I would wear one for team USA.

Anyway, I think Phelps has a point. Our national team probably deserves a little more creativity than that. Besides, he's just complaining, not threatening to quit the Olympic team over it.
 
2012-07-21 03:50:17 PM  
He should just stretch one of those free Olympic condoms over his head. Maybe have someone doodle an American flag on it. After he leaves with more gold medals, everyone will be trying it next year!
 
2012-07-21 03:53:53 PM  

Action Seal: Just shave your head and tattoo that shiat on your scalp like a real man.

...after 14 years of competitive swimming, I only wore a cap once. I really hate those things.


I'm right there with you! I have never worn a cap when competing, it just feels too foreign. If it's an important race, the hair comes off.
 
2012-07-21 04:29:09 PM  

SharkTrager: whither_apophis: Laying the ground work for why he only got bronze, good plan.

No... no he's not.

But, as many have, he's pointing out that a lot of the rules and restrictions for this Olympics are stupid.


Ah it was the IOC. Stupid ideas are par for the course with them.
 
2012-07-21 04:54:35 PM  
Following the link about the UK uniforms...

i.imgur.com

WTF? Is this "The" Olympics, or the Special Olympics?

This people look like the cast of an Adult Swim super hero show.

/WTF is going on with that bulge?
 
2012-07-21 05:50:04 PM  
Let the man wear what he wants. I'm hoping he doesn't want to wear his Speedo ;-)
www.jaunted.com
 
2012-07-21 08:08:30 PM  

LesserEvil: Following the link about the UK uniforms...



WTF? Is this "The" Olympics, or the Special Olympics?

This people look like the cast of an Adult Swim super hero show.

/WTF is going on with that bulge?


Which one? He's rockin' like four.
 
2012-07-21 08:42:03 PM  
I'm glad Fark is here to straighten this "asshat" out. You people sure showed him. Way to be! He's such a loser!
 
2012-07-21 08:45:43 PM  

ljdjr34: LesserEvil: Following the link about the UK uniforms...



WTF? Is this "The" Olympics, or the Special Olympics?

This people look like the cast of an Adult Swim super hero show.

/WTF is going on with that bulge?

Which one? He's rockin' like four.


Maybe he's on the golf team, and that's where they have to keep the balls?

That just doesn't look natural.
 
2012-07-21 08:56:32 PM  

TheLopper: I'm glad Fark is here to straighten this "asshat" out. You people sure showed him. Way to be! He's such a loser!


No he's a whiny biatch... Whaaaa my lid has one flag, what an outrage. Really, this is the most important thing in this guys world? ...we should all be lucky!
 
2012-07-21 09:16:08 PM  

sno man: TheLopper: I'm glad Fark is here to straighten this "asshat" out. You people sure showed him. Way to be! He's such a loser!

No he's a whiny biatch... Whaaaa my lid has one flag, what an outrage. Really, this is the most important thing in this guys world? ...we should all be lucky!


Because he totally said this was a terrible outrage and the most important thing in his world.

He's right. Even if one doesn't like the cap it's a stupid rule. And the fact they are worried about flags on caps buy the Russian and Spanish teams can wear uniforms that are so ugly they cause damage to LCD screens shows just how dumb this is.
 
2012-07-21 09:26:59 PM  

LesserEvil: ljdjr34: LesserEvil: Following the link about the UK uniforms...



WTF? Is this "The" Olympics, or the Special Olympics?

This people look like the cast of an Adult Swim super hero show.

/WTF is going on with that bulge?

Which one? He's rockin' like four.

Maybe he's on the golf team, and that's where they have to keep the balls?

That just doesn't look natural.


first question... both ...unified team uniform pic.
second... I'm going to assume second from left guy who is probably a cyclist... and however big the package, you want that right out of the way of the bicycle seat...
 
2012-07-21 09:29:55 PM  

SharkTrager: sno man: TheLopper: I'm glad Fark is here to straighten this "asshat" out. You people sure showed him. Way to be! He's such a loser!

No he's a whiny biatch... Whaaaa my lid has one flag, what an outrage. Really, this is the most important thing in this guys world? ...we should all be lucky!

Because he totally said this was a terrible outrage and the most important thing in his world.

He's right. Even if one doesn't like the cap it's a stupid rule. And the fact they are worried about flags on caps buy the Russian and Spanish teams can wear uniforms that are so ugly they cause damage to LCD screens shows just how dumb this is.


Have we heard about any greater outrage in his world...? Seriously, Stupid or otherwise?
 
2012-07-21 09:38:08 PM  
Also, it's the same rule for everyone, and he is the only one whining about it...
OR the only one far enough up the food chain to have the press notice him whining about this non issue.
 
2012-07-21 09:57:41 PM  
That's it, I'm rooting for Australia now.
 
2012-07-21 10:38:12 PM  

Action Seal: Just shave your head and tattoo that shiat on your scalp like a real man.

...after 14 years of competitive swimming, I only wore a cap once. I really hate those things.


bingo! sob probably gets his sammiches for free and he still finds something to biatch about.
 
2012-07-21 11:12:12 PM  

sno man: SharkTrager: sno man: TheLopper: I'm glad Fark is here to straighten this "asshat" out. You people sure showed him. Way to be! He's such a loser!

No he's a whiny biatch... Whaaaa my lid has one flag, what an outrage. Really, this is the most important thing in this guys world? ...we should all be lucky!

Because he totally said this was a terrible outrage and the most important thing in his world.

He's right. Even if one doesn't like the cap it's a stupid rule. And the fact they are worried about flags on caps buy the Russian and Spanish teams can wear uniforms that are so ugly they cause damage to LCD screens shows just how dumb this is.

Have we heard about any greater outrage in his world...? Seriously, Stupid or otherwise?


Yet you are the only one using the word outrage.

Seems like you're the one with outrage issues.
 
2012-07-21 11:12:32 PM  

GGracie: Let the man wear what he wants. I'm hoping he doesn't want to wear his Speedo ;-)
[www.jaunted.com image 253x385]


Good lord that thing's about to pop out.

/lick
 
2012-07-21 11:23:30 PM  

LeafyGreens: GGracie: Let the man wear what he wants. I'm hoping he doesn't want to wear his Speedo ;-)
[www.jaunted.com image 253x385]

Good lord that thing's about to pop out.

/lick


/lick, kiss, snuggle, swallow ;-)
 
2012-07-22 12:57:04 AM  
I was more surprised that the blazers the American team will be wearing were a grand a piece and somehow still made in China.
 
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