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(New York Daily News)   Wife of former Mets pitcher who famously said she would sleep with the whole Mets organization if he ever cheated, files for divorce after he cheated. Looks like the Mets are finally going to score   (nydailynews.com) divider line 54
    More: Interesting, Mets, Kris Benson, Anna Benson, New York, Mets pitcher, John Maine, starting rotation, hitting coach  
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2012-07-20 09:01:22 PM
+1 for headline
 
2012-07-20 09:02:33 PM
Hmm

I think that needs an HD camera or ten
 
2012-07-20 09:19:12 PM
+1 subs. Nice work.
 
2012-07-22 09:28:48 AM
I'm sure it was all his fault. She seems completely stable.
 
2012-07-22 09:35:09 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I Guess Christmas came early this year.
 
2012-07-22 09:45:43 AM
I read part of the article. She sounds even crazier than expected. I think she's just looking to get half his stuff. She doesn't even know if he actually cheated. "She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don't talk with somebody like that that you're not having sex with."
 
2012-07-22 09:51:47 AM

oukewldave: I read part of the article. She sounds even crazier than expected. I think she's just looking to get half his stuff. She doesn't even know if he actually cheated. "She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don't talk with somebody like that that you're not having sex with."


Anna Benson is a complete and total attention whore in the first place. No one would even give a rat's ass what she said if she didn't have store-bought tits like that.
 
2012-07-22 09:56:11 AM

FriarReb98: oukewldave: I read part of the article. She sounds even crazier than expected. I think she's just looking to get half his stuff. She doesn't even know if he actually cheated. "She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don't talk with somebody like that that you're not having sex with."

Anna Benson is a complete and total attention whore in the first place. No one would even give a rat's ass what she said if she didn't have store-bought tits like that.


She'll be on a reality show before the end of the year.
 
2012-07-22 09:57:20 AM
I for one LOVE "store bought" tits
 
2012-07-22 09:57:51 AM

oukewldave: I read part of the article. She sounds even crazier than expected. I think she's just looking to get half his stuff. She doesn't even know if he actually cheated. "She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don't talk with somebody like that that you're not having sex with."


Well, he's already cheated on her once before, so this isn't such a leap of faith to believe. Besides, is she is that batcrazy anyways, maybe he is better off without her.

They've had three kids together, I wonder if she looks more or less the same as she did before.
 
2012-07-22 10:02:23 AM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.
 
2012-07-22 10:04:39 AM
Mr. Met may be the only member of the franchise to be excluded.

www.nypost.com
 
2012-07-22 10:10:07 AM
This isn't the first time the Mets would be farked by a Benson . The guy the Mets traded to get him was Jose Bautista
 
2012-07-22 10:17:07 AM

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.
 
2012-07-22 10:19:46 AM

trailerpimp: I for one LOVE "store bought" tits


I'm more partial to the phrase "bra filled with lies".
 
2012-07-22 10:25:04 AM

FriarReb98: Anna Benson is a complete and total attention whore in the first place. No one would even give a rat's ass what she said if she didn't have store-bought tits like that.


greenobles.com

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2012-07-22 10:25:54 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
media.tumblr.com

/Wearing that Orioles hat was the last straw.
 
2012-07-22 10:26:26 AM

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


Costello: When I get married, I'm going to marry an ugly girl
Abbott: Why?
Costello: If I marry a pretty girl, she might leave me
Abbott: But an ugly girl might leave you too
Costello: Yeah, but who cares?
 
2012-07-22 10:33:57 AM

diaphoresis: +1 for headline


assets.nydailynews.com
She's already got a +1 headline.
 
2012-07-22 10:44:00 AM
a57.foxnews.com

Crazy eyes.....
 
2012-07-22 10:53:57 AM
So marrying a former stripper doesn't work out like you thought it would?
 
2012-07-22 10:54:57 AM

ChrisDe: So marrying a former stripper doesn't work out like you thought it would?


Former?
 
2012-07-22 10:55:40 AM

hbk72777: This isn't the first time the Mets would be farked by a Benson . The guy the Mets traded to get him was Jose Bautista


Well it was a 3-team trade and Bautista was on the Mets for about 2 minutes. Plus he was already in the majors at that point but was still about 6 years away from being Joey Bats. Doesn't bother me so much
 
2012-07-22 11:15:42 AM
I gave this an upvote when it originally went red.

Glad to see that it went green for you, subs - hilarious stuff!
 
2012-07-22 11:43:50 AM

FreakinB: hbk72777: This isn't the first time the Mets would be farked by a Benson . The guy the Mets traded to get him was Jose Bautista

Well it was a 3-team trade and Bautista was on the Mets for about 2 minutes. Plus he was already in the majors at that point but was still about 6 years away from being Joey Bats. Doesn't bother me so much


Yeah, can't get any schadenjuice from that fruit.
 
2012-07-22 11:48:40 AM
media.katu.com

Separated at birth?
 
2012-07-22 11:51:05 AM

FreakinB: hbk72777: This isn't the first time the Mets would be farked by a Benson . The guy the Mets traded to get him was Jose Bautista

Well it was a 3-team trade and Bautista was on the Mets for about 2 minutes. Plus he was already in the majors at that point but was still about 6 years away from being Joey Bats. Doesn't bother me so much


If I remember, the biggest piece of that trade was pitching prospect Matt Peterson, who never made the majors. Ty Wigginton went as well.

Ignoring Batista, trading nothing for Benson, Benson for Maine and Jorge Julio, then Julio for El Duque worked pretty well.
 
2012-07-22 11:54:11 AM

Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.


That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.
 
2012-07-22 12:01:15 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Mr. Met may be the only member of the franchise to be excluded.

[www.nypost.com image 300x300]


Does anyone have recent pictures of her? Maybe Mr. Met lucked out.
 
2012-07-22 12:06:21 PM

Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.


Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?
 
2012-07-22 12:11:19 PM
They better get a deal done quick, everyone knows the Mets can't keep it up in August or September.
 
2012-07-22 12:27:57 PM
approves:
4.bp.blogspot.com

/every so often, life imitates Major League
 
2012-07-22 12:30:28 PM

Mark Ratner: Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.

Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?


Only if the definition of sarcasm was recently changed, But assuming that word means what I think it means, then no, you weren't being sarcastic.
 
2012-07-22 12:43:10 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Mark Ratner: Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.

Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?

Only if the definition of sarcasm was recently changed, But assuming that word means what I think it means, then no, you weren't being sarcastic.


Yikes, I think some people need to yank a big 'ol stick out of their ass.
 
2012-07-22 01:19:25 PM
If she backs out of this stunt, can she be sued for breach of contract?
 
2012-07-22 01:36:25 PM
I hear she wants a go at Steve Trachsel first since he takes the most time.
 
2012-07-22 02:23:02 PM
www.nhlsnipers.com
/ex-wife sleeping with the rest of team?
//Knows THAT feeling!
 
2012-07-22 02:42:16 PM

ChrisDe: FriarReb98: oukewldave: I read part of the article. She sounds even crazier than expected. I think she's just looking to get half his stuff. She doesn't even know if he actually cheated. "She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don't talk with somebody like that that you're not having sex with."

Anna Benson is a complete and total attention whore in the first place. No one would even give a rat's ass what she said if she didn't have store-bought tits like that.

She'll be on a reality show before the end of the year.


She is already on one. She is on the show Baseball Wives, i don't know if it is on anymore. I caught an episode one day while flipping through channels. From what I saw of her, she is a complete biatch on wheels, and from what I remember, she would be hard pressed these days to find any pro baseball player to sleep with her.
 
2012-07-22 02:59:47 PM
I'm just gonna leave this and this here. Kinda sorta maybe NSFW.
 
2012-07-22 03:10:30 PM
I'd pitch on her Met:

www.fantasybaseballdugout.com
 
2012-07-22 03:12:17 PM

ongbok: From what I saw of her, she is a complete biatch on wheels, and from what I remember, she would be hard pressed these days to find any pro baseball player to sleep with her.


At this point Jason Bay will try anything.
 
2012-07-22 03:14:20 PM
This just in: Good looking aggressive women often court and marry professional athletes, not for love, but for the attention and money. In many cases these marriages end in divorce. Film at 11:00.

/Ric Romero reporting
 
2012-07-22 03:19:37 PM

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


Showing your age there.
 
2012-07-22 04:09:15 PM

Mark Ratner: Why Would I Read the Article: Mark Ratner: Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.

Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?

Only if the definition of sarcasm was recently changed, But assuming that word means what I think it means, then no, you weren't being sarcastic.

Yikes, I think some people need to yank a big 'ol stick out of their ass.


No, you missed the joke, Google what he typed then come back to admit you are wrong.

And wtf, she lives near us!!!!
 
2012-07-22 04:28:55 PM

steamingpile: Mark Ratner: Why Would I Read the Article: Mark Ratner: Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.

Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?

Only if the definition of sarcasm was recently changed, But assuming that word means what I think it means, then no, you weren't being sarcastic.

Yikes, I think some people need to yank a big 'ol stick out of their ass.

No, you missed the joke, Google what he typed then come back to admit you are wrong.

And wtf, she lives near us!!!!


Jeeesh, I've heard the quote before. It's from a movie isn't it? I think its funny, which is why I responded to it.

Where does she live? Go for it, bro.
 
2012-07-22 04:35:56 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeeesh, I've heard the quote before. It's from a movie isn't it? I think its funny, which is why I responded to it.


Bzzzt, wrong. Try again.
 
2012-07-22 04:41:00 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Mark Ratner: Jeeesh, I've heard the quote before. It's from a movie isn't it? I think its funny, which is why I responded to it.

Bzzzt, wrong. Try again.


Enlighten me, wise one. Link please.
 
2012-07-22 04:57:57 PM

Mark Ratner: steamingpile: Mark Ratner: Why Would I Read the Article: Mark Ratner: Wonderduck: Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.

That whooshing sound you're hearing is the joke zooming by you.

Right back at ya, idiot.

/could it be possible, that I was being sarcastic?

Only if the definition of sarcasm was recently changed, But assuming that word means what I think it means, then no, you weren't being sarcastic.

Yikes, I think some people need to yank a big 'ol stick out of their ass.

No, you missed the joke, Google what he typed then come back to admit you are wrong.

And wtf, she lives near us!!!!

Jeeesh, I've heard the quote before. It's from a movie isn't it? I think its funny, which is why I responded to it.

Where does she live? Go for it, bro.


Again Google it since you don't have a clue.

She probably looks like every other wanna be soccer mom whore.
 
2012-07-22 10:45:00 PM

Mark Ratner: skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

Does she have to be ugly? How about above average looking with a great personality? Oh, and big store bought tits.


userserve-ak.last.fm

Chuckles at you.
 
2012-07-22 11:25:06 PM
This is her now - she hit the wall hard

blog.vh1.com
 
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