Wrong.

NOONE is worth that kind of devotion. Not even Obama...

Indubitably: Wrong.

P.S. I don't know where my exes are, and I like it that way, you? Enmeshed much? Not me. You?

P.P.S. See farked up boundary issues, man(s), soon, b/c it isn't funny anymore. Grow up.

diaphoresis: NOONE is worth that kind of devotion. Not even Obama...

You too.

"The defendant had weapons hidden in the wall space, including a metal golf club, a wooden chair leg, a kitchen knife and a screwdriver."

Hell, that's just what I keep under my pillow, biatches.

Why would anybody on Fark need a diagram for something we already know by heart?

diaphoresis: NOONE is worth that kind of devotion.


"That's so sweet."

"The defendant had weapons hidden in the wall space, including a metal golf club, a wooden chair leg, a kitchen knife and a screwdriver."

Considering the work he did, I would call those weapons "tools".

A new level of pathetic.

"assault on a woman"? So I assume assault on a man have different charges?

So that's how you get them to love you again. All this time I've been walking away and going on successfully with life.

Who said tweekers have no ambition?

Must have been some awesome punany in Epuni.

TsarTom: at court, the man's tearful ex-partner, who is about five months' pregnant with his child, said: "I know he wouldn't have hurt me - I know for a fact - and I don't believe he was down there for very long.
"If he was hiding like the police say he was hiding, he would have come and spoken to me."

Why do I get the feeling that this might not be the last psycho she dates in her life?

Creepy story.

Hell, this isn't even the last time she's going to date this psycho. Crazy is as crazy does.

For the record, I haven't RTFA yet.

However, this reminds me of a novella called "The Master Builder", by somebodyoranother.

Anyhow, the reason it is memorable is that the book was turned into a screenplay, and none other than Richard Dean Anderson played the 'lead creepy farker" role. Was my first time seeing him in a post-MacGyver, non-good guy role.

Lemme see if I can find a link...

Here it is:

Through the Eyes of a Killer (1992) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105583/

They don't show where I'm supposed to build the well or store the lotion supplies.

thespawnkiller: So that's how you get them to love you again. All this time I've been walking away and going on successfully with life.

That never works, brother. You have to take out the spleen. It all starts w/ the spleen. Eat hers in front of her and she's yours FOREVER.

HOLY CRAP THAT'S CREEPY!

/ That's all I have to say

He didn't creep out at night to "kiss" her?

/obscure?

FTFA: spent many hours in the hidden cavity

Give this guy a break, he has name surpression. However, considering that, I don't think he should have torches sice open flames can be dangerous.

Lol, I'm under my exes stairs eating beef jerky so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/don't tell anyone mmmmk?

Watching the Bliss of Mrs Blossom now.

numbone: Must have been some awesome punany in Epuni.

Hemingway called, and he wants his bio back.

Indubitably: numbone: Must have been some awesome punany in Epuni.

Hemingway called, and he wants his bio back.

P.S. The "Nice Guy/Man" dies tonight?

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Duly noted.

I'm not posting ceiling cat. You post ceiling cat.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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Do'h!

AAAAHHHH!!

That's OK; I didn't want to ever sleep again anyway.

The man's father said the incident was totally out of character. "[He's] never been violent in his whole life, the little bugger."

"A little buggering never hurt anybody."


/father of the year

Gaining entry to that house sounds surprisingly trivial. I'd have guessed it would take more effort than simply digging one's way in.

KrispyKritter: see? no need for Hollywood to remake everything they've made. some movies write themselves.

Isn't this basically the plot of Sliver? Sometimes life remakes reality.

malaktaus: KrispyKritter: see? no need for Hollywood to remake everything they've made. some movies write themselves.

Isn't this basically the plot of Sliver? Sometimes life remakes reality.

I accidentally the whole thing.

/ Approves

Did she pay for the house? I guess I should click on the link to find out whether there's more to the story. But seriously: who paid for the house? was it her alone? does she have a job? was it him? does he have a job? did they pay for it together, in which case why is it hers just because they broke up?

TsarTom: at court, the man's tearful ex-partner, who is about five months' pregnant with his child, said: "I know he wouldn't have hurt me - I know for a fact - and I don't believe he was down there for very long.
"If he was hiding like the police say he was hiding, he would have come and spoken to me."

Why do I get the feeling that this might not be the last psycho she dates in her life?

Creepy story.

It wasn't even the first. And I'm sorry, you don't get to claim 'psycho' if that's the type of person you actually seek out to have relationships with. Then again................. is she the one claiming psycho, or is it the media? Yeah, his actions might be cuckoo, but if she doesn't see anything wrong with it..... or pretends ignorance...

The judge said the man wasn't the first to become "unhinged and obsessed" after a breakup but the offending was premeditated and "completely inappropriate".

Yeah? Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Would you just sort of...not notice?

So.... that's not cool?