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2012-07-20 11:31:49 PM
7 votes:

GoldSpider: Not a fan of Romney by any stretch, but what will his tax returns show that nobody already knows? That he's filthy rich?


Umm, most candidates since 68 have been rich - they still released their tax returns. So, why is Romney so different? It is literally a no-brainer. You release your tax returns: everyone glances over them, your opponents take a few lame cheap shots, and everyone moves on. It is a rite of passage, just like deep-throating corndogs.

Instead, Mitt has balked. This whole thing was meant to be a ranging shot by the Obama campaign. No one cares in July, so any decent campaign chunks a lame attack downfield to see what the opponent does. It gives you some idea of how they respond to attacks, how fast, in what venues, etc. Then you can plan for the real attacks once the election season really starts. I will guarantee you the Obama campaign felt he would finally release some tax returns, they would make a few desultory bon mots, and then walk away with the much more important tactics snapshot. Life would go on, and thinks would coast until Labor Day. Instead the Romney campaign flails around like a tasered Special Olympian. Mitt then declares he is running for First Lady in 2004. The Obama campaign in probably still sitting there with its collective jaw on the floor, wondering how someone can have been running continuously for President since ~2006 and still make preschool class presidential candidates look professional. Team Romney have totally flipped out about piddling shiat - and have looked like complete amateurs while doing it. And then Anne went all Marie Antoinette. Romney hasn't just shot himself in the foot; he's unloaded the entire clip into it and is screaming for someone to pass him more ammo. Obama doesn't give a rat's ass about the tax returns themselves, but you would be 50 shades of farking retarded to not keep poking him, when he keep getting more derptastic, and providing you with tons of material for the actual campaign.

I will bet you dollars to donuts Obama has an ad already in the can for when Romney does finally release what will be perfectly legal tax returns. It is simply Obama looking directly into the camera saying "See, Mitt, it wasn't that hard, was it? Glad to see you make your Daddy proud!" The meltdown from Romney off that will probably make the Dean Scream seem positively autistic.
2012-07-20 04:40:23 PM
7 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I want to know where she got that hat.
[go.bloomberg.com image 620x375]


From the look of things, I'd say she stole it from the woman on her right.
2012-07-20 09:57:44 PM
6 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I know Romney's going for the Paulie Walnuts look with the white wings at the temples and all, but he'd piss his pants if he met the actor who played Paulie Walnuts, much less met someone who actually was a Mafia capo. Either dye your entire hair black, or just go white. It doesn't make you look more distinguished.


I just assumed he was looking to look like Reed Richards, from the Fantastic Four? You know, the stretchy one that adjusts his shape to fit whatever position he's required to fill at any given moment?
2012-07-20 04:39:30 PM
6 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Is this how it feels to be rabble?


Heaven's no.
assets.flavorwire.com
Have you forgotten? We're TF, old boy.
2012-07-20 06:51:46 PM
5 votes:
My tax returns? Oh no... But I will release...
z.hubpages.com
THE HOUNDS!
2012-07-20 09:20:23 PM
4 votes:
What exactly does the right wing think is in Obama's college Transcripts that they keep bringing them up?

Socialism 101
Where all the white women at seminar
World religions that are not Christianity
2012-07-20 09:11:27 PM
4 votes:
www.csmonitor.com
"You want to see ALL of the tax returns, or just the ones that show that I do not get tax benefits from drowning kittens in battery acid?"

a.abcnews.go.com
"We never said anything about kittens, or battery acid..."

www.csmonitor.com
"Er, right. Moving on, then."
2012-07-21 05:46:26 AM
3 votes:

firefly212: jodaveki: randomjsa: And wait, let me guess, if Obama wins in November we're back to 'elections have consequences' and we all have to go along with what he wants?

Wth? What does this even mean?

It means he only believes in democracy when it mirrors his views. Democracy is for making sure gays pay extra taxes, potheads are treated like violent criminals, and tax breaks go to people making jobs in China at the expense of American taxpayers... not for crap like helping people eat, helping people pay for health insurance, and all that other crap.


Ohhh... Phew! For a minute there, I thought it was just that he didn't want to be told what to do by a black guy.
2012-07-20 08:28:35 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
What's in the taxes!
2012-07-20 06:47:49 PM
3 votes:
i4.ytimg.com
RELEASE THE TAXES!
2012-07-20 04:55:07 PM
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I want to know where she got that hat.
[go.bloomberg.com image 620x375]


Beachcomber hat

They're fantastic. If you can walk around wearing one of those, everyone knows that you're hot stuff.
2012-07-20 04:37:28 PM
3 votes:
I want to know where she got that hat.
go.bloomberg.com
2012-07-20 04:29:07 PM
3 votes:
Is this how it feels to be rabble?
2012-07-21 03:34:32 AM
2 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Coco LaFemme: Let's say everyone's wet dream comes true and Mitt's tax returns show he profited from illegal tax amnesty, and there are then calls for him to drop out of the race. Who would run? Gingrich? Santorum? Bachmann? Dubya trying for a 3rd term?

Gary Johnson could beat Obama.


At what? Bowling?
2012-07-20 11:09:09 PM
2 votes:

Funbags: This election is a referendum on Obama.


Elections are never just referendums on the incumbent (they may be referendums in some percentage, but they are not simply that - and it differs from voter to voter). The vote is not simply "Do we keep Obama?". It is "Do we keep Obama OR replace him with This Specific Person?" You cannot just simply say "It doesn't matter" because the replacement matters. To wit, there are entire rafts of Republican pols who would make credible replacements to Obama. They - for various reasons - didn't even try this year. Instead the Whackadoodle Circus came to town; and spat out Mitt Louis XVI. There is such a thing as accepting some version of Kinda Don't Want because the alternative is Please God NO.
2012-07-20 09:22:11 PM
2 votes:

Seth_The_Wide: DarwiOdrade: The Stealth Hippopotamus: DarwiOdrade: I'll take False Equivalences for $1600, Alex.

No, it's the same thing. They are in powerful postions in our government. We should know. I would like to see if Nancy is a generous with her money as she is with mine.

And Romney should release his taxes. Like 5 years or so.

Therefore everyone in a powerful position in government should release their tax returns? Funny, the only tradition of releasing tax returns I know of is among presidential candidates, since the 70s.


None of them are legally required to. "IT'S TRADITION" is a pretty stupid argument.

I wasn't implying that Romney shouldn't disclose his tax returns. But Congress has direct control over how money is collected and spent. I'd like to see how they're making their own money when they're so quick to spend mine. If Boehner buys stock in XYZ Company right before he passes legislation giving them an edge against their competitors I'd like to know. I think others would too. Insider trading may be perfectly legal for members of Congress, but I think their constituents have a right to make up their own minds about it.


Presidential candidates should only provide the minimum information legally required, and anyone requesting more is a socialist. Because voters ask for the information is a pretty stupid reason.
2012-07-20 09:22:03 PM
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Mister Romney needs to get some skin in the game. We as a society don't tolerate leeches.

He's not a leech, he's a Job Creator (tm). We hold them to different standards than the OTHER people who don't pay taxes, you see.


Normally, I would agree, but the good folks at Fox have told me that our Job Creators can't create jobs because they are taxed too much. If Mitt Romney paid zero income taxes, he was not taxed "too much". In fact, paying zero federal income taxes is the hallmark of leeches who need to stop sucking the government's teet.

So, paying zero taxes should produce infinite job growth, but, this particular rich man is leech because he doesn't have any skin in the game. My comment stands.

/I have the logic printed on this mobius strip if you're interested
2012-07-20 08:38:21 PM
2 votes:

Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.


We all know how much you'd enjoy looking at Boehner's.
2012-07-20 07:53:10 PM
2 votes:

HeartBurnKid: So, what should Obama get for the 11 years of tax returns he's already released?


A 3nd round pick and a solid 2nd line forward.

Oh... and the ability to harp on this issue for weeks if not month and set the tone of the public's perception of pandora's candidate.
2012-07-20 07:03:01 PM
2 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: These three people will be even more co-equaller when they're all running for the highest office in the land.


Campaign funder?
2012-07-20 06:39:08 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-20 06:15:16 PM
2 votes:
Mister Romney needs to get some skin in the game. We as a society don't tolerate leeches.
2012-07-20 05:48:33 PM
2 votes:
The most patriotic thing a person can do is hide money in offshore bank accounts to skirt their responsibilities as an American citizen.
2012-07-20 05:42:43 PM
2 votes:

odinsposse: It's like he said "Listen, don't ask about where I've been for the last five years. You know where my residency is now, I never lived outside of the US in that time, and that is all that is legally required." I normally couldn't care less about where someone lives but if they said that I would really like to know where they had been.


His incredible bungling of this is threatening to rename the Streisand Effect.
2012-07-20 05:05:26 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus:

And Romney should release his taxes. Like 5 years or so.


Farther than that!
I wanna see the receipts for all that fetus disposal equipment.
Did they start out with just a pitchfork and a barrel fire and slowly build up, the American way?
2012-07-20 04:46:24 PM
2 votes:

Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.


I'll take False Equivalences for $1600, Alex.
2012-07-21 04:42:30 PM
1 votes:

shotglasss: I'd rather see Nanzi Pelosi's returns and Obama's college records.


Gosh, what an idea!

Why haven't we seen that sentiment here before?

You, sir, are way ahead of the curve. Did you ever think about writing a blog? You really should.
2012-07-21 01:24:17 PM
1 votes:

ursomniac: I had to release four years of tax records (returns, W-2's, 1099's, etc.), three months of ALL bank account transactions, paystubs, and all investment records...

... to qualify for a mortgage loan for UNDER $100,000.

Yet, Willard feels that even ONE year of partial records is "too much" disclosure.

Fark him. AND the horse his wife rode danced in on.

2012-07-21 01:02:17 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-21 12:18:54 PM
1 votes:

Giltric: card carrying communists


Like Marvin Olasky? He joined the Communist Party USA in 1972 and went on to become an advisor to George W Bush. Remember all the outrage from the right about him? Nope, me neither. Just that Van Jones guy. Which means this:

Giltric: it was purely because Obama was black that anyone questioned his character


Ain't exactly a stretch.
2012-07-21 10:58:38 AM
1 votes:

RyogaM: He just does not seem to have even a modicum of judgment needed to be president.


But he does seem to have a penchant for being all things to all people at all times. Surely that's good for something.
2012-07-21 10:48:57 AM
1 votes:

Giltric: Aldon: Giltric: Meh, why are we focused on how much money one guy paid or didn't pay in taxes when we have a guy who fabricated his own biography sitting in the white house?

If Obama was really bad you conservatives would not have to lie so much about him.

I think what you are experiencing is called beaten wife syndrome or maybe stockholm syndrome ....its that one where you make excuses for the person or are convinced that the person really isn't that bad.


Nah, you're experience what we call "grasping at straws"

That's where you make up things to convince yourself that your problems are caused by the black guy in the White House.
2012-07-21 10:47:09 AM
1 votes:

Bluster007: So just where are those Obama College grades? He is the smartest one yet? Right?

Or is that F in making jobs, just hurting Dems right now?


Obama may not be the smartest President ever, but considering that he's a former editor-in-chief of the Harvard Law Review while his predecessor only got in to Yale on a legacy admission and barely maintained a C average, I'd say Obama is smart enough for the job.

And did you know that the stimulus bill could have created more jobs than it did if it was not castrated by the GOP? They didn't want a bill that would help the American people too much to go through because they hate America, so it had to be watered down almost to the point of uselessness before they would even allow a vote to happen -- just like they did with health care reform.

And I'm sure the House Dems will vote on a jobs bill, once Boehner (Republican) decides to put one up for a vote. Surely, he'll do that as soon as possible instead of wasting everyone's time and tax dollars by holding 50 or 60 more votes to repeal Obamacare -- just as surely as the Senate Republicans would allow a jobs bill to go to the floor for a vote without filibustering it so that it includes tax cuts for multi-millionaires like Mitt Romney and new, medically unnecessary restrictions on abortions.

It goes without saying that the Congressional Democrats are entirely to blame for companies that have stated in no uncertain terms that they will not hire any new employees for as long as Obama is in office, right? The lack of new jobs could be in no way the fault of those wealthy, brave, wealthy, smart, wealthy, humorous, very wealthy and extremely well-endowed Job Creators™ who outright refuse to create jobs.
2012-07-21 10:43:28 AM
1 votes:

Giltric: Meh, why are we focused on how much money one guy paid or didn't pay in taxes when we have a guy who fabricated his own biography sitting in the white house?


It's worse than that. He has fabricated his very existence. He's a myth. He's not real. All of the pics of him doing supposedly official things, like signing legislation and holding news conferences? 'Shopped. All of those news videos? CGI. Every one of them. The man does not exist. He has no incentive to be honest with the American people because he's nothing more than a figment of our collective imaginations. Even his crowning achievement, the killing of Bin Laden, is not real. I have it on good authority that Bin Laden is alive and well, and is currently the night manager of a 7-11 in Hoboken. Clearly, I'm voting Republican.
2012-07-21 10:07:50 AM
1 votes:
Again, the lack of GOP/TP shills posting is astounding.

We have now officially termed this phenomenon, "Conservative Collapse Disorder," after a similar disappearance of the bees.

Are they waiting for new talking points?
2012-07-21 09:22:57 AM
1 votes:

Bluster007: So just where are those Obama College grades? He is the smartest one yet? Right?

Or is that F in making jobs, just hurting Dems right now?


Account created: 2012-07-20 08:36:30

Man, you gotta break these things in before you go balls-out with the derping.
2012-07-21 09:21:27 AM
1 votes:

netcentric: I don't care what Romney does with his own money....

I care a lot more about what Obama does with our money.


Busted talking point is busted. You didn't care what Bush did with our money, and you have no idea what Romney will do with our money.
2012-07-21 08:38:43 AM
1 votes:

Mercutio74: magusdevil: Can we see Teresa Heinz Kerry's too? Mitt just made me so curious.

I dunno... if you really wanted to see, you should have asked in 2004.


It probably looked a lot better in 1964. She was in her mid 60's in 2004. Kinda dry and shriveled by then.

Oh. You were still talking about her tax return. My bad.
2012-07-21 08:24:57 AM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-07-21 05:35:14 AM
1 votes:

jodaveki: randomjsa: And wait, let me guess, if Obama wins in November we're back to 'elections have consequences' and we all have to go along with what he wants?

Wth? What does this even mean?


It means he only believes in democracy when it mirrors his views. Democracy is for making sure gays pay extra taxes, potheads are treated like violent criminals, and tax breaks go to people making jobs in China at the expense of American taxpayers... not for crap like helping people eat, helping people pay for health insurance, and all that other crap.
2012-07-21 04:27:29 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Members of MoveOn.org protest at...

Heh. So basically "people who are never under any circumstance going to vote for Romney even if every horrible thing anyone ever said about Obama was 100% true..." are protesting?

Basically they want to give the Obama campaign more things to tell lies about.

And even if 54% of the people want them, so what? If 54% or more of people wanting something matters to you then you're all for the repeal of ObamaCare right?

And wait, let me guess, if Obama wins in November we're back to 'elections have consequences' and we all have to go along with what he wants?


You can always emigrate. I hear Somalia is lovely this time of year. Don't let us keep you in a country you hate under an administration you despise, among citizens who don't share your enlightened point of view.

Alternately, you can just crawl back under your damp cool bridge and nurse your balls, as always.
2012-07-21 02:31:48 AM
1 votes:
What will Romney do after someone dummies up some fake tax returns and puts them online?
2012-07-21 02:18:33 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Members of MoveOn.org protest at...

Heh. So basically "people who are never under any circumstance going to vote for Romney even if every horrible thing anyone ever said about Obama was 100% true..." are protesting?

Basically they want to give the Obama campaign more things to tell lies about.

And even if 54% of the people want them, so what? If 54% or more of people wanting something matters to you then you're all for the repeal of ObamaCare right?

And wait, let me guess, if Obama wins in November we're back to 'elections have consequences' and we all have to go along with what he wants?


Dude, you used to be pretty good at trolling. What happened? Now it's like you're not even putting forth any effort anymore.

You feeling okay? We have Obamacare now, you can go see someone if you're not feeling well.
2012-07-21 01:48:46 AM
1 votes:

phalamir: GoldSpider: Not a fan of Romney by any stretch, but what will his tax returns show that nobody already knows? That he's filthy rich?

Umm, most candidates since 68 have been rich - they still released their tax returns. So, why is Romney so different? It is literally a no-brainer. You release your tax returns: everyone glances over them, your opponents take a few lame cheap shots, and everyone moves on. It is a rite of passage, just like deep-throating corndogs.

Instead, Mitt has balked. This whole thing was meant to be a ranging shot by the Obama campaign. No one cares in July, so any decent campaign chunks a lame attack downfield to see what the opponent does. It gives you some idea of how they respond to attacks, how fast, in what venues, etc. Then you can plan for the real attacks once the election season really starts. I will guarantee you the Obama campaign felt he would finally release some tax returns, they would make a few desultory bon mots, and then walk away with the much more important tactics snapshot. Life would go on, and thinks would coast until Labor Day. Instead the Romney campaign flails around like a tasered Special Olympian. Mitt then declares he is running for First Lady in 2004. The Obama campaign in probably still sitting there with its collective jaw on the floor, wondering how someone can have been running continuously for President since ~2006 and still make preschool class presidential candidates look professional. Team Romney have totally flipped out about piddling shiat - and have looked like complete amateurs while doing it. And then Anne went all Marie Antoinette. Romney hasn't just shot himself in the foot; he's unloaded the entire clip into it and is screaming for someone to pass him more ammo. Obama doesn't give a rat's ass about the tax returns themselves, but you would be 50 shades of farking retarded to not keep poking him, when he keep getting more derptastic, and providing you with tons of material for the ...


This is how you get on someones favorites list boys and girls.
2012-07-21 01:28:01 AM
1 votes:

StanTheMan: Why are these tax returns in any way relevant to whether he can do the job of president?


They aren't, really. George Romney did it in 1968 as a way to show he was fiscally prudent, could keep his house in order, etc. But, once one guy hangs them out there, everyone else looks like they are hiding something if they don't. After all, if George Romney is man enough to show them to the American people, then why isn't Candidate X? And it has become tradition. It has nothing more or less to do with running the country than hauling your ass to an Iowa fair and fellating a corndog. But, like with the corndog, not doing it is seen as disrespectful to the electorate. It is a hazing: we are going to give you unlimited cosmic power (and a reasonably sized living space, to boot), and we expect you to shake your ass a little in exchange. For Mitt, who grew up in a political family - and who's dad started this little kabuki theatre - it would seem like a no-brainer: flash your tits and move on with the show. It isn't the "crime", its the cover-up. Why is Mitt breaking with tradition? That's what is driving this. And his freak-out over this is even worse. That has really caused the commotion. No one actually expected he was hiding anything in his taxes - no one even really cared. But when he started babbling like a spastic about something that is just a bit of political theatre, now people started wondering: is he hiding something? Could it be illegal? Why the reaction he gave, if everything is fine? This is the equivalent of being stopped by a cop for a broken tail-light - and when he offers to just give you a warning, you start shouting at him that he cannot, under any circumstances, look in your trunk. You may have nothing in the trunk and are just extremely protective of your 4th Amendment rights, but you basically just dared him to run you in
2012-07-20 11:58:53 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: What exactly does the right wing think is in Obama's college Transcripts that they keep bringing them up?

Socialism 101
Where all the white women at seminar
World religions that are not Christianity


------------

They want college transcripts because all black people get bad grades in college, and for him to pretend otherwise is disgusting. Stop being a sheep.
2012-07-20 10:51:13 PM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: So partisans looking to attack him. Got it.


So you have nothing to contribute but hypocritical partisan drivel? You should make better use of the 15 minutes mommy lets you use the computer.
2012-07-20 09:25:02 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: What exactly does the right wing think is in Obama's college Transcripts that they keep bringing them up?

Socialism 101
Where all the white women at seminar
World religions that are not Christianity


Rumor has it that he ran a "Risky Business" sort of ongoing concern. It was an Econ 101 project.
2012-07-20 09:13:20 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: "You want to see ALL of the tax returns, or just the ones that show that I do not get tax benefits from drowning kittens in battery acid?"


"We never said anything about kittens, or battery acid..."


"Er, right. Moving on, then."


It was feeding kittens to ATMs actually
2012-07-20 09:07:54 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-20 08:56:31 PM
1 votes:

soy_bomb: [go.bloomberg.com image 620x375]
I SEE DERP PEOPLE

/if this is what comes out to protest, Romney should just sit it out


You're just jealous because they're thin and can spell correctly, unlike Tea Baggers.
2012-07-20 08:38:32 PM
1 votes:
I just can't believe how damn unreasonable the right is, this is something that has been asked and received by ALL presidential candidates for the last 50 years!

You're running for the most public office on the land and you have the balls to say it's "none of your people's business?"

I can't believe how goddamn stupid Americans are.
2012-07-20 08:31:14 PM
1 votes:

shruggingdowntheroad: Today, ABC was


You do know that the media plays it for ratings right? Are you really naive enough to imagine they have some sort of loyalty to anything or anyone?

They will attack one "side" and then the other "side." This is how they bring a fairly tepid event to a fever pitch of empty speculation so they can justify their over-the-top graphics and sound cues which keep you hooked on the sensory level.

You are being duped into thinking ABC cares about anything at all other than keeping you watching.
2012-07-20 08:16:07 PM
1 votes:
The browser ate my verbs. Sorry.
2012-07-20 08:15:36 PM
1 votes:

shruggingdowntheroad: A pat on the head. Romny is not required to release anything. As I said with the media shilling for team Obama, I just don't see an upside.


Honestly, the Dems would probably love it if he does stretch it out as long as he can. The laundry list of things that MIGHT be in his tax history is probably a lot more damning than what's actually in there.
2012-07-20 08:07:00 PM
1 votes:

Ayn Rand's Social Worker: As an *actual* independent, I can say that I think all politicians should reveal their tax returns. The fact that any scumbag can financially benefit from insider trading without legal ramifications sickens me, and at the very least they should be open to public review so we can check if the dealings are ethical.

As for presidential candidates and Mr. Romney, this is completely germane and the sooner he reveals this stuff, the better off he is. This whole campaign has been downright tragicomic, and I'm as disappointed in the GOP for choosing such a lackluster candidate completely inappropriate for the issues of the day as I was in the Democrats for tapping Kerry in '04.

At least in 08 both candidates were genuinely decent people with a modicum of dedication to transparency. McCain may have gone off the rails since 00, and Obama may have abandoned many of his promises to more open government, but both seem like Mr. Smith compared to Romney. The only reason this is even close is that the media seem determined to make Romney out to be a contender so it can be a horse race. If they were truly balanced, Obama would be polling around 65%...

/only party I've ever been registered was GOP from 99-03
//Pleaseopleaseoplease let this be the year the neocons, teahadists, and bible thumpers get so hammered that the republican party crumbles and re-emerges as the party of Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower, not this farce of an opposition party that its become


they'll probably quadruple down, which is like a double down but covered in gravy and cheese...
2012-07-20 07:46:48 PM
1 votes:

Dogberry: Coco LaFemme: Let's say everyone's wet dream comes true and Mitt's tax returns show he profited from illegal tax amnesty, and there are then calls for him to drop out of the race. Who would run? Gingrich? Santorum? Bachmann? Dubya trying for a 3rd term?

Gary Johnson?


That would be awesome!

4.bp.blogspot.com

Obama/Johnson debates would be infinity times better than Obama/Mittens.
2012-07-20 07:29:09 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Let's say everyone's wet dream comes true and Mitt's tax returns show he profited from illegal tax amnesty, and there are then calls for him to drop out of the race. Who would run? Gingrich? Santorum? Bachmann? Dubya trying for a 3rd term?


www.nndb.com

/ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
2012-07-20 07:12:28 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Let's say everyone's wet dream comes true and Mitt's tax returns show he profited from illegal tax amnesty, and there are then calls for him to drop out of the race. Who would run? Gingrich? Santorum? Bachmann? Dubya trying for a 3rd term?


None of them have enough delegates to win a first vote at the convention. So it would be a free for all on the second ballot. It could go to just about anybody. Jeb Bush, Palin, Christie, Joe the Plumber, Bachmann, Santorum, who knows - Bob Dole might jump back in. Oh and RON FARKIN PAUL. It will be madness heaped on madness at the RNC this year.
2012-07-20 07:04:10 PM
1 votes:

Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.


read that as Pelosi's Boner.
2012-07-20 06:55:51 PM
1 votes:

Mercutio74: MyRandomName: DarwiOdrade: Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.

I'll take False Equivalences for $1600, Alex.

Yea! It's not like the legislative is a co equal branch!

Can't we see all 3? I think it'd be fun.


Can we see Teresa Heinz Kerry's too? Mitt just made me so curious.
2012-07-20 06:51:56 PM
1 votes:

Corvus: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [media.bonnint.net image 640x360]


"Hater's gonna Hate"

Rapers going to rape?


Players gonna Play

and Ponys gonna POWN!
2012-07-20 06:23:08 PM
1 votes:
Whar long form taxes, whar?
2012-07-20 06:05:49 PM
1 votes:
Does it matter? 94% of the country has already decided and will not be swayed. We are the mercy of 6% of the country that is going to vote based on whether they feel like chocolate or vanilla that day. F*ckin' rubes.
2012-07-20 05:58:26 PM
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DeltaPunch: DeltaPunch: I may very well have paid 0%

Dammit... HE may very well have


Hi, Mitt! Who knew you were a Farker?!
2012-07-20 05:48:49 PM
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"Hater's gonna Hate"
2012-07-20 05:44:05 PM
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AirForceVet: vernonFL: Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.

When they run for President, you can.

I'm game for all politicians running for office to show their income tax returns. If they can have the power to raise, lower, keep taxs stable, we ought to know.

/Especially if they give tax breaks for corporations, football luxury boxes, etc.


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2012-07-20 05:03:43 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: DarwiOdrade: I'll take False Equivalences for $1600, Alex.

No, it's the same thing. They are in powerful postions in our government. We should know. I would like to see if Nancy is a generous with her money as she is with mine.

And Romney should release his taxes. Like 5 years or so.


Therefore everyone in a powerful position in government should release their tax returns? Funny, the only tradition of releasing tax returns I know of is among presidential candidates, since the 70s.
2012-07-20 04:58:11 PM
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abb3w: I think I'd settle for him releasing the 2008 and 2009 ones. That will show whether or not he took advantage of the IRS tax amnesty for unreported overseas accounts.


I want to see if speculation is correct that he paid no taxes in 2009. The hate from that would be priceless.
2012-07-20 04:45:42 PM
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vernonFL: Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.

When they run for President, you can.


I'm game for all politicians running for office to show their income tax returns. If they can have the power to raise, lower, keep taxs stable, we ought to know.

/Especially if they give tax breaks for corporations, football luxury boxes, etc.
2012-07-20 04:42:13 PM
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Seth_The_Wide: I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.


When they run for President, you can.
2012-07-20 04:41:33 PM
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I do, but only for the lulz.

He's right in that no matter what's there, Obama's campaign would find a way to excoriate him, which would be lovely to see.
2012-07-20 04:32:02 PM
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I'd rather see Pelosi and Boehner's.
2012-07-20 04:26:45 PM
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abb3w: I think I'd settle for him releasing the 2008 and 2009 ones. That will show whether or not he took advantage of the IRS tax amnesty for unreported overseas accounts.


I want to see the ones from his years in retroactive retirement.
2012-07-20 04:21:16 PM
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