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(Gawker)   Not Sure If Serious: former FBI profiler conjectures on MSNBC Dark Knight shooter was a "dark Trekkie". It's 'Star Wars' where they all have guns, dumbass   (gawker.com) divider line 291
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TWX
2012-07-20 04:20:30 PM
Tuvok?
 
2012-07-20 04:20:41 PM
He dyed his hair read and called himself The Joker. Of course he was a Trekkie. Who can forget the Emperor's flowing red locks as he strode across the bridge of the Enterprise and asked "Why so serious?"
 
2012-07-20 04:20:46 PM
Trekkie? Was he calling in from the 80's?
 
2012-07-20 04:21:07 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 04:21:46 PM
You know, if Han had shot first, this might have been avoided...

/I feel kinda dirty
 
2012-07-20 04:21:48 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Trekker...
 
2012-07-20 04:22:01 PM
cdn.berryreview.com

potential mass shooter.
 
2012-07-20 04:22:04 PM
Right wing nut ball - end of story.
 
2012-07-20 04:22:49 PM
i56.photobucket.com

Best friend just capped this off the news. Didn't know the Joker had red hair!
 
TWX
2012-07-20 04:23:04 PM
 
2012-07-20 04:23:12 PM
www.magnet-capital.com
 
2012-07-20 04:23:25 PM
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
 
2012-07-20 04:23:43 PM
Dark trekkie? He's not calling him a darkie, is he?
 
2012-07-20 04:25:19 PM
Was he sporting a goatee?
 
2012-07-20 04:25:50 PM

WarszawaScream: [i56.photobucket.com image 600x800]

Best friend just capped this off the news. Didn't know the Joker had red hair!


That is one straight, bright red road.

And The Joker didn't have red hair, Bozo on the other hand... never did trust that guy.

/gunman missed the first bucket in the Grand Prize Game
//that could make anyone snap
 
2012-07-20 04:25:53 PM
 
2012-07-20 04:25:55 PM
So if he was an evil trekkie wouldnt he have the goatee to go with the evilness?
 
2012-07-20 04:25:57 PM

WarszawaScream: [i56.photobucket.com image 600x800]

Best friend just capped this off the news. Didn't know the Joker had red hair!


I know right???? The media are such idiots.
 
2012-07-20 04:26:03 PM
Does he have goatee and mustache?
 
2012-07-20 04:26:23 PM

Bondith: He dyed his hair read and called himself The Joker. Of course he was a Trekkie. Who can forget the Emperor's flowing red locks as he strode across the bridge of the Enterprise and asked "Why so serious?"


+1
 
2012-07-20 04:26:54 PM
When bat'leths are outlawed, only outlaws will have bat'leths.
 
2012-07-20 04:27:09 PM

Bondith: He dyed his hair read and called himself The Joker. Of course he was a Trekkie. Who can forget the Emperor's flowing red locks as he strode across the bridge of the Enterprise and asked "Why so serious?"


Some people just want to watch Vulcan burn.
 
2012-07-20 04:27:19 PM
Did you know that another "Star Trek" character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television?
 
2012-07-20 04:27:57 PM
All of this negative press now for the movie. I don't understand it.

My friend went to see it and he said it was a blast.
 
2012-07-20 04:28:02 PM
most important word there: FORMER Fbi profiler. Can anyone guess why it would be former?
/duh
 
2012-07-20 04:28:55 PM
So the wookie defense is a no go then
 
2012-07-20 04:29:14 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
upload.wikimedia.org
DARK TREKKIE?
 
2012-07-20 04:29:44 PM
Did he have a goatee?
 
2012-07-20 04:30:01 PM
If only he had a more elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
 
Bf+
2012-07-20 04:30:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
You did not just say that.
 
2012-07-20 04:30:27 PM


upload.wikimedia.org

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What a Dark trekkie may look like.
 
2012-07-20 04:30:29 PM
Dark Trekkie. God, I love that - that's how I'm going to introduce myself from now on. Or a great, non-specific accusation to use randomly - "Shut the fark up - what's wrong with you; are you some kind of Dark Trekkie?"
 
2012-07-20 04:30:32 PM
Red hair? He was obviously a big fan of Watchmen, not Star Trek.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 04:30:33 PM
Obligatory :)

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// Hot.
 
2012-07-20 04:30:45 PM
Trekker, please.
 
2012-07-20 04:31:25 PM

Phinn: Did you know that another "Star Trek" character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television?


No. It was Star Trek, but it was Lt. Skywalker.
 
2012-07-20 04:32:17 PM

JerkyMeat: Right wing nut ball - end of story.


actually, it appears he was an anarchist at Occupy Denver events (twitter told me so)

So basically - he was too extreme for either side
 
2012-07-20 04:32:45 PM
I still don't understand why Jude Law went nuts in a movie theater in Colorado.
 
2012-07-20 04:33:03 PM
This is exactly the sort of reactionary bloviation which should be publicly ridiculed and laughed off the air.

Although, I wouldn't be surprised if he suffered a mental breakdown from watching Enterprise. That series was so bad it might have the power to turn people crazy.
 
2012-07-20 04:33:21 PM

Masterstuff: WarszawaScream: [i56.photobucket.com image 600x800]

Best friend just capped this off the news. Didn't know the Joker had red hair!

That is one straight, bright red road.

And The Joker didn't have red hair, Bozo on the other hand... never did trust that guy.

/gunman missed the first bucket in the Grand Prize Game
//that could make anyone snap


lol, it's the traditional darkside saber crystal color... wtf

oh and is there any relevance to the distance between his apt and the theatre? Surmising whether he walked there or took public transportation or something? My guess is scooter.
 
2012-07-20 04:33:43 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Phinn: Did you know that another "Star Trek" character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television?

No. It was Star Trek, but it was Lt. Skywalker.


No, you're thinking of Sergeant Data
 
2012-07-20 04:34:50 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Not a trekkie but dark. Close enough. He did use a blaster so, same thing amirite???
 
2012-07-20 04:34:53 PM

Oneofthesedays: Masterstuff: WarszawaScream: [i56.photobucket.com image 600x800]

Best friend just capped this off the news. Didn't know the Joker had red hair!

That is one straight, bright red road.

And The Joker didn't have red hair, Bozo on the other hand... never did trust that guy.

/gunman missed the first bucket in the Grand Prize Game
//that could make anyone snap

lol, it's the traditional darkside saber crystal color... wtf

oh and is there any relevance to the distance between his apt and the theatre? Surmising whether he walked there or took public transportation or something? My guess is scooter.


Inthought they found him at his car?
 
2012-07-20 04:34:58 PM
Wow, way to hit it out of the park MSNBC. And by extension, the entire rest of the asshole media, save PBS, which I'm sure will give me a factual report later on, when it's appropriate.

I know absolutely nothing about the shooter, but I'm willing to bet he's on some kind of SSRI medication and he's probably gone on and off the stuff for awhile and his brain is probably a swamp because of that, and I bet my theory is better than the jackass you paid to give an "expert" opinion.
 
2012-07-20 04:35:06 PM

wotthefark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 271x331]

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What a Dark trekkie may look like.


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You forgot 2.
 
2012-07-20 04:35:12 PM

farkingatwork: most important word there: FORMER Fbi profiler. Can anyone guess why it would be former?
/duh


He herped without wearing a condom when he should have derped in a napkin?
 
2012-07-20 04:35:30 PM
No one has proven anything against this guy yet. Maybe while we're destroying him, he was actually just showing up at the theater to kill the guy who actually did this but before he was able, the real guy sprayed him with a brainwashing spray. Now this guy doesn't remember what he was really doing there and the cops are pushing him to admit things that he's confused about. Haven't you ever seen a Batman movie for Christ's sake?
 
2012-07-20 04:36:00 PM
what ever happened to "He just crazy"
 
2012-07-20 04:36:25 PM
duh! They prefer to be called Trekkers.
 
2012-07-20 04:36:44 PM
I bet he wrote gay Kirk-Spock fan fiction.
 
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