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		Friday afternoon, and we're back with another weird news quiz. Unfortunately, alcohol abuse tends to diminish our memories, so this gets more difficult the longer you've been on Fark (fark.com)		49
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Unfreakable		2012-07-20 02:40:00 PM

Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: MaxxLarge, ivan and Sinto. Good work, guys.

Unfreakable		2012-07-20 02:40:20 PM

Last week's quiz winners:

Blank Coder 1063
M-G 1035
Old_Fark 984
disguysdalimit 942
mfgordon 941
SealMan 938
sparkyumr98 938
Raven Darke 936
Hassan Ben Sobr 936
scrumpox 933

texdent		2012-07-20 02:44:31 PM

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 472
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (83 seconds)

Meh

TheYeti 653
texdent 472
Unfreakable 0

shopball		2012-07-20 02:49:05 PM

Good quiz this week. I got spanked, but I like it. More please...

Unfreakable		2012-07-20 02:49:09 PM

There's also the Easy Quiz, which is a bit easier

tin_man		2012-07-20 02:49:13 PM

tin_man 443
Hyperbolic Hyperbole 349

NikkiPoooo		2012-07-20 03:01:18 PM

Unfreakable: There's also the Easy Quiz, which is a bit easier

Meh, 450 on the regular one, 456 on the easy one.

dj_bigbird		2012-07-20 03:03:43 PM

471 points. I suck at life.

Dogberry		2012-07-20 03:04:58 PM

Wow. A crushing 3/11.

violentsalvation		2012-07-20 03:05:58 PM

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 432

I blame the drinking.

mitchcumstein1		2012-07-20 03:08:15 PM

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
mitchcumstein1 828
wxboy 750
TheYeti 653
shopball 640
CheetahOlivetti 637
Professor Wormbog 580
AdolfOliverPanties 553
meow said the dog 551
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha 550
rumpelstiltskin 549

Best result ever. Won't stay, but you're all witnesses, damn it.

Jesus, I need to get more work done.

violentsalvation		2012-07-20 03:09:04 PM

10 out of 10 correct, total points = 867 on the easy one.

I blame the drinking.

Sabyen91		2012-07-20 03:16:34 PM

Screw that. I am not clicking on a Fark link.

mikewadestr		2012-07-20 03:18:25 PM

'm tob plisterd to red qiz. Cn I tek a mekip?

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-20 03:18:51 PM

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 636

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (123 seconds)

Better. Not good, but better.

facisto		2012-07-20 03:19:51 PM

8 of 11 for 729 points and very, very temporary top 10 status. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

vudutek		2012-07-20 03:20:23 PM

6=11

Me, I am disappoint.

Saberus Terras		2012-07-20 03:21:34 PM

8 of 11, 704 points. I haven't been on Fark all week.

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-20 03:22:17 PM

Easy version

8 out of 10 correct, total points = 715

Total time elapsed:
1 minute (114 seconds)

rockradio1		2012-07-20 03:22:21 PM

Got to question 3.....server just sat there and squatted.

Three mins later--gave up. Had all correct up to then.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-07-20 03:23:24 PM

Tough quiz this week. 9/11.

weiserfireman		2012-07-20 03:25:15 PM

I have to say, 7 out of 10 on the easy quiz doesn't sound very good, but I was on a road trip all week and haven't looked at Fark once.

Stupidity is getting too predictable.

brap		2012-07-20 03:27:49 PM

3/11. A chimp could have done better. Maybe I should take the time to actually read Fark.

*hangs head in shame*

lantawa		2012-07-20 03:30:45 PM

OOOooooooo.....this one was a good one.......thankx staff and volunteers (as always)

groppet		2012-07-20 03:31:44 PM

BogglePlayingChicken 944
groppet 918
somerandomfarkchickgroupie 892
steve0701 877
YoungLochinvar 844
hp6sa 838
mitchcumstein1 828
Marcus Aurelius 827
GrammaSwmbo 823
Ezekiel Rage 784

woooo hoooo #2 (for now) .....suck it.....for now

Vangor		2012-07-20 03:32:53 PM

737, and all three wrong answers were me second guessing myself.

XyzzyBob		2012-07-20 03:37:16 PM

WINNING! (for the moment) -- 960

Cybernetic		2012-07-20 03:38:54 PM

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 655

/This is not a fake score
//Meh

Unfreakable		2012-07-20 03:40:21 PM

We could also use a few more people to write 1-2 questions every week. If you're interested, send me an email.

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-20 03:42:39 PM

wow, third terrible week in a row. July has been a massive black hole of suckitude on these fark quizzes. It is not as if I haven't been wasting perfectly good albeit hot weather indoors on the innertubes. I got like 4 answers right. I have disgraced my family for generations to come.

where's my wakizashi and rice paper? First, the horizontal incision. Hun-gg ur rrk (rrriiipp splash splut splot) panting heavily, readying for second, vertical incision. Ahh ssh huu gg rr (rrriiiiip ka-sploosh) Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggg

wheresourfish		2012-07-20 03:46:24 PM

10/11 = 899 points.

My new personal best. I was actually in the top 10 when I finished, but I don't know how long that will last.

groppet		2012-07-20 03:49:18 PM

danno_to_infinity: wow, third terrible week in a row. July has been a massive black hole of suckitude on these fark quizzes. It is not as if I haven't been wasting perfectly good albeit hot weather indoors on the innertubes. I got like 4 answers right. I have disgraced my family for generations to come.

where's my wakizashi and rice paper? First, the horizontal incision. Hun-gg ur rrk (rrriiipp splash splut splot) panting heavily, readying for second, vertical incision. Ahh ssh huu gg rr (rrriiiiip ka-sploosh) Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggg

You have to concentrate less on work and more on farking

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-20 03:54:27 PM

groppet: danno_to_infinity: wow, third terrible week in a row. July has been a massive black hole of suckitude on these fark quizzes. It is not as if I haven't been wasting perfectly good albeit hot weather indoors on the innertubes. I got like 4 answers right. I have disgraced my family for generations to come.

where's my wakizashi and rice paper? First, the horizontal incision. Hun-gg ur rrk (rrriiipp splash splut splot) panting heavily, readying for second, vertical incision. Ahh ssh huu gg rr (rrriiiiip ka-sploosh) Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggg

You have to concentrate less on work and more on farking

(weakly) Now he tells me

/erk
//daid

OOF		2012-07-20 03:57:24 PM

9 out of 11 - 801pts.

My best so far.

Big_Fat_Liar		2012-07-20 03:57:45 PM

Sabyen91: Screw that. I am not clicking on a Fark link.

No kidding, that's like clicking on some freak outfit joint like WND or MSNBC

blatz514		2012-07-20 04:02:57 PM

3 right after being on vacation for 2 weeks...not too shabby!

picturescrazy		2012-07-20 04:04:22 PM

Every single week I try I get 8 out of 11. 734. Never came in this thread to check the scores. Guess I'm doing pretty good, but never good enough. Just like real life. Maybe I'm not drinking enough.

Monkey2		2012-07-20 04:17:03 PM

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 857

My personal best ever. I'm usually in the 3 out of 11 correct range. I need to go outside...

Anderson's Pooper		2012-07-20 04:23:36 PM

8/11 for 742

Sabyen91		2012-07-20 04:32:50 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: Sabyen91: Screw that. I am not clicking on a Fark link.

No kidding, that's like clicking on some freak outfit joint like WND or MSNBC

Their blog sucks, man.

TheMysticS		2012-07-20 04:54:13 PM

Unfreakable: Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: MaxxLarge, ivan and Sinto. Good work, guys.

Yep, thanks you guys.
And thanks Unfreakable.

TheMysticS		2012-07-20 04:57:52 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Tough quiz this week. 9/11.

We found Guliani's Fark handle!

/bar mustache
//hipsters ruin everything
///derp

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-20 05:31:46 PM

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 619
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (137 seconds)

/Was MIA for a couple of days

Acharne		2012-07-20 07:52:02 PM

Gah! Fark timed out while on the quiz. Counter keeps working down while the page...........was..........loading........

Got only about half correct anyways, but gosh darn those were a few tense seconds.

/Needs to drink less coffee.

Cloberella		2012-07-20 08:39:03 PM

yay!!!! 3rd place! I have been trying every single week and my scores always suck, so i'm taking a great deal of pride in this non-event. extra cupcake for me tonight!

/usually gets 8 or so right
//having a rough week, need any bright spot i can get
///(realizes that this is the highlight of my week, cries quietly in my beer)

Acharne		2012-07-20 08:58:54 PM

Cloberella: cries quietly in my beer

But...but that's cheating!!! If we all got to use intellectual performance enhancing drugs we could all score more!

Sass-O-Rev		2012-07-20 09:24:14 PM

9 out of 11- 823, in 100 seconds.

HowiPepper		2012-07-21 01:00:45 AM

Suck it long and suck it hard!

Fark Weird News Quiz - July 20, 2012 (Hard Version)

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 810
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (109 seconds)

Unfreakable		2012-07-21 08:35:24 AM

Acharne: Cloberella: cries quietly in my beer

But...but that's cheating!!! If we all got to use intellectual performance enhancing drugs we could all score more!

Hahaha

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