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(Entertainmentwise)   Fifty Shades of Emma Watson...?   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 137
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2012-07-20 09:14:03 PM
www.mt-gaming.com
 
2012-07-20 09:17:10 PM
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2012-07-20 09:20:23 PM
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2012-07-20 09:25:31 PM
Shoulda been Emma Stone.
 
2012-07-20 09:26:14 PM

indarwinsshadow: [unrealitymag.com image 401x271]


You're a horrible person for posting that. Absolutely horrible.
 
2012-07-20 09:26:20 PM

Anarchangel: Shoulda been Emma Stone.


Now, for that, I would pitch a tent at my nearest movie house and wait till it got there.

/heh heh "pitch a tent"
 
2012-07-20 10:02:20 PM

Anarchangel: Shoulda been Emma Stone.


I always get those two mixed up when I see their names in print. Until I got into this thread that is who I though Subby was talking about.

/Didnt bother reading TFA
 
2012-07-20 10:33:47 PM
That list is awfully white. Here is my nomination.

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2012-07-20 10:42:26 PM
Mawson of the Antarctic
/heh heh "pitch a tent"


Ever read that last Harry Potter book?
When Harry and Ron are alone in the woods with Hermione, they're "pitching a tent" every five pages or so; not that I can blame them.
 
2012-07-20 10:58:34 PM
Emma Watson in, essentially a softcore porn? Yes please.
 
2012-07-20 11:13:54 PM

Anarchangel: Shoulda been Emma Stone and Emma Watson preening each other like baby kittens.


Fixed
 
2012-07-20 11:21:34 PM

the_freelance: Uchiha_Cycliste: Heh, it's very rare that I can read an entire thread and have No idea what TFA was about. But this is one of those threads.

Cliff notes: Something something something. Fist. Emma Watson. Fap.

So, I know she's a hotty.
And I'd love if she were to enchant my wand. But this still does nothing towards helping me figure out what TFA is about.
 
2012-07-21 12:12:44 AM
They'll sanitize the crap out of it, and somehow manage to avoid all compromising scenes of Emma, thus pissing off all the fans of both 50 Shades and Watson at the same time. No S&M, no naked Hermione, everybody walks away angry.
 
2012-07-21 12:17:16 AM

Teambaylagoon: Yes please

 
2012-07-21 12:30:36 AM

azazyel: FriarReb98: kingoomieiii: FriarReb98: I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie.

Vetoed.

Oh, I only do so theoretically. I wouldn't actually wish for anyone to watch either of these franchises. They're for people who don't know how absolutely little they have to do with their respective subjects of vampires & S&M.

This one has decent mix of both. A Taint in the Blood

They're not quite vampires but can shape shift and one character likes to shift in the image of her victim then rape them and other stuff....


An SM Sterling fan? I thought I was the only one. squee!!
 
2012-07-21 01:29:54 AM
Haven't seen any of the Harry Potter films and have no idea what 50 Shades of Grey is, but I keep seeing Emma Watson and softcore porn popping up in this thread so I'm marginally interested.
 
2012-07-21 01:31:44 AM
Selena Gomez won't do it because she is still a virgin and is too shy. Emma Watson could work though she is likely to take it off for some BBC drama later in her career. Mila Kunis won't get naked for a role. Anna Kendrick get a thumbs penis up from me. Others I think could work are Dakota Fanning, Danielle Panabaker or her sister Kay, the Pretty little liars girls except for Troian, Kate Mara, Phoebe Tonkin or Shelley Hennig from The Secret Circle and as previously suggested Betty White. I have not read the books and don't really care about the acting, but I do want to see these chicks naked and if you google any of them you will too.
 
2012-07-21 04:18:10 AM
I think I'd cry if this happened.

Tears for her, her career and for the idea that this series is worth a film or three.
 
2012-07-21 08:49:32 AM
Well, if they cast Kristin Stewart, they may as well rename it "The Shade of Grey"
 
2012-07-21 09:29:34 AM
This sort of movie can kill a career. Why would she even consider doing it ?
 
2012-07-21 09:38:29 AM
Damn it, every time you Fark Pedos post something about Emma Watson, I think it's something about Emily Watson.
 
2012-07-21 09:47:11 AM
"movie adatation of 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'."

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2012-07-21 10:38:05 AM
i.imgur.com

/hot
 
2012-07-21 10:58:01 AM
Man.. this article has 2 of the least talented actresses i have ever seen... BTW... does anyone even think watson is hot other than the media? She looks like a little boy... oh wait.. penn state alum love that stuff...
 
2012-07-21 11:24:10 AM

Icetech3: Man.. this article has 2 of the least talented actresses i have ever seen... BTW... does anyone even think watson is hot other than the media? She looks like a little boy... oh wait.. penn state alum love that stuff...


Your post reads like it was taken from Jay Leno's Facebook page.
 
2012-07-21 11:34:57 AM

Exception Collection: Dammit. That may put me in the position of going to see the movie.


ditto :(
 
2012-07-21 11:38:35 AM
Bout to be 50 shades of jizz in my pants.
 
2012-07-21 02:30:00 PM

Icetech3: Man.. this article has 2 of the least talented actresses i have ever seen... BTW... does anyone even think watson is hot other than the media? She looks like a little boy... oh wait.. penn state alum love that stuff...


See an optometrist.
 
2012-07-21 08:26:22 PM
Gotta say, the few times I've pondered the future of Emma Watson's career, I've gotta say that "BDSM Porn" wasn't really one of the things I came up with.
 
2012-07-22 12:04:38 AM
50 lashes for any man who doesn't want to see this

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2012-07-22 01:31:09 AM

kingoomieiii: How can they possibly script this movie without it being a hard X?


Same way they did Naked Lunch.
 
2012-07-22 01:35:09 AM

Icetech3: Man.. this article has 2 of the least talented actresses i have ever seen... BTW... does anyone even think watson is hot other than the media? She looks like a little boy... oh wait.. penn state alum love that stuff...


I guess you're one of those who think if a woman's tits aren't bigger than her head then she looks like a boy and only a pedo would find her attractive. She's 20 years old and she's grown into an attractive young lady.
 
2012-07-22 02:01:50 AM

Staffa Kar Therma: [i407.photobucket.com image 426x594]


Shouldn't that be "Coming in a theater near you?"

/Just sayin
 
2012-07-22 10:23:14 AM

FishyFred: odinsposse: I'm pretty sure it's the truckloads of cash she'll get for doing another popular book series that's motivating her rather than a legacy.

Are you sure? She has said in at least one interview that she thought about quitting the HP franchise before it was finished.



Yeah right. It was clearly easy enough to SAY it but clearly impossible to DO it.

Now GET EMMA NAKED!
 
2012-07-22 12:23:40 PM

relaxitsjustme: 50 lashes for any man who doesn't want to see this

[img.bollywoodsargam.com image 657x961]


But what if we want to see her as the sub?
/Not, mind you, that I am complaining about the concept....
 
2012-07-22 08:48:49 PM

Anarchangel: Shoulda been Emma Stone.


I hate that boring ass biatch.
 
2012-07-22 11:39:21 PM
Crap. Am I actually going to have to watch this farking thing now?
 
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