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2012-07-20 05:55:56 PM  
No way anyone that cute went to Wazzu
 
2012-07-20 05:59:25 PM  

odinsposse: I'm pretty sure it's the truckloads of cash she'll get for doing another popular book series that's motivating her rather than a legacy.


Are you sure? She has said in at least one interview that she thought about quitting the HP franchise before it was finished.
 
2012-07-20 06:02:23 PM  
I'd like to see that. Of course boobs or GTFO.
 
2012-07-20 06:05:27 PM  

sparkeyjames: I'd like to see that. Of course boobs or GTFO.


Why do I feel that I will only be let down if I actually see them?
 
2012-07-20 06:13:38 PM  

FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.


you're seriously wanting to NOT see Emma Watson in a softcore porn??

cdn.chud.com
 
2012-07-20 06:19:05 PM  

wraithmare: I'll be in my bun...

Oh. Nevermind.

/Can I get a towel?


Here, use mine. Sorry its a bit sticky.

And I rather it was 69 shades of Emma Watson.

/Im gonna need that towel back.
 
2012-07-20 06:21:05 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.

you're seriously wanting to NOT see Emma Watson in a softcore porn??

[cdn.chud.com image 477x316]


Softcore?!? If I had my way I'd have the screenplay redone by Easton Ellis, just so we can get some proper Watson dickings going on the big screen.
 
2012-07-20 06:21:06 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: you're seriously wanting to NOT see Emma Watson in a softcore porn??


50 Shades of Grey is neither softcore nor porn.
 
2012-07-20 06:25:55 PM  

sonnyboy11: xaks: FunkOut: Why do actors and actresses think they can get an easy Oscar by playing a retard? Sheesh.

Hey, Cuba Gooding SHOULD have won the Oscar for Radio. Ed Harris should have been up for best supporting as well.

They got screwed by timing...they were up against LoTR, Mystic River, Master and Commander, PotC, and Lost in Translation for cryin' out loud. Cuba got *robbed*.

wat? Looks like we got us a troll, heah.


Nope, Not trolling.

What I mean is, watch Radio. There ain't a scene in that entire movie that Cuba doesn't absolutely NAIL that role. There are retards out there that don't act as retarded as he does.

I've never once seen someone pull of that convincing a retard in like...ever.

That Radio come out in the same year as those other movies is plain dumb luck. In almost any other year, he should have cleaned up the awards shows for his performance, and yet fate robbed him of it.

Seriously. Go watch Radio all the way through and then think about how often you DON'T think of Radio's character as Cuba Gooding, but as Radio.

He really, REALLY farking knocked it out of the park, from an actual acting perspective.

(Oh, and back on topic: I'd love to see Emma bare the goods. But I'll lose no sleep over not seeing it too, if its a crappy movie.)
 
2012-07-20 06:28:07 PM  
It'll be like watching Chloe, you're only doing it for the tits and muff shots. The movie itself is pretty much bullshiat. But hopefully given the subject matter there will be more of the good stuff.

/Seyfried...*drool*
 
2012-07-20 06:29:43 PM  

browntimmy: I thought most women only liked to read porn? How are they going to sanitize the movie for them? Isn't the story basically girl meets guy, girl gets tied up and gets whipped and fisted?


Apparently there's also a part where he whips her tampon out and flings it in a toilet so he can surf the Red Tide.
 
2012-07-20 06:32:53 PM  
My SO has told me that the book isn't that good compared to what she finds on literotica. Boring, repetitive, etc. The BDSM is pretty mild from what she's told me. For women that haven't read other porn, it would be pretty hardcore to them.

All the same, I'd like to see Emma nude in mild BDSM softcore porn because I'm a twisted old fark and she's of legal age.
 
2012-07-20 06:34:25 PM  
Invite Gilbert Godfrey for the Rifftrax...

/If they don`t cast him as Christian Grey...
 
2012-07-20 06:36:27 PM  
unrealitymag.com
 
2012-07-20 06:38:56 PM  

indarwinsshadow: [unrealitymag.com image 401x271]


I kind of want to fark Richard Dawkins now...
 
2012-07-20 06:42:36 PM  
 
2012-07-20 06:43:22 PM  
Please. Emma Watson in a ball gag, with a frenzied yet anticipatory look in her eyes. It's all I ask.
 
2012-07-20 06:44:55 PM  
i407.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 06:48:03 PM  

Rude Turnip: This guy has also been optioned for a starring role:
[urie.files.wordpress.com image 300x375]


you magnificent bastard!


/lol'd, would lol again ++++++
 
2012-07-20 06:54:21 PM  
Excuse me, but couldn't they just rename 9 1/2 Weeks or any of the other Micky Rourke movies from the late 80s / early 90s Fifty Shades of Grey?

It's been done before.
 
2012-07-20 07:15:32 PM  
Heh, it's very rare that I can read an entire thread and have No idea what TFA was about. But this is one of those threads.
 
2012-07-20 07:20:29 PM  
I know nothing about the source material, aside from what's in this thread. So I'll reserve judgement, for now.

But I want more Emma Watson.
 
2012-07-20 07:23:13 PM  
Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.
 
2012-07-20 07:26:07 PM  
Miss the pixie cut...
 
2012-07-20 07:26:23 PM  

Exception Collection: Dammit. That may put me in the position of going to see the movie.


You can be my date.
 
2012-07-20 07:27:08 PM  
sf-fantasy.suvudu.com

Wienerigidum Leviosa!
 
2012-07-20 07:27:42 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Heh, it's very rare that I can read an entire thread and have No idea what TFA was about. But this is one of those threads.


Cliff notes: Something something something. Fist. Emma Watson. Fap.
 
2012-07-20 07:34:19 PM  

Okoboji: Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.


Well, she's recently shown her tits (On the Road), so she's past that inhibition.

On that list, Seyfried has already demonstrated that she's willing to do something potentially racy. Kunis has already said (supposedly) that she'll never do nudity. Watson has said she might (although that might be just to get her fans in a tizzy). Hudgens has already shown the goods, but would probably not do it in a film, and throwing Gomez in there was ridiculous as she'll never do it.

Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?
 
2012-07-20 07:35:30 PM  

FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.


This.
 
2012-07-20 07:36:12 PM  

FormlessOne: Please. Emma Watson in a ball gag, with a frenzied yet anticipatory look in her eyes. It's all I ask.


Being dommed by Zhang Ziyi.
 
2012-07-20 07:36:40 PM  
Raise the Fapcon Level to "Alpha"
 
2012-07-20 07:38:49 PM  
You know who I would like see play the lead? NOBODY! Because I would love it if another crappy book not be made into a equally crappy movie.......AGAIN! Sometimes no amount of sex and nudity can make up for just being plain bad.

Also....this book/movie has been done before. Just go read/watch Story of O. Same amount of BDSM minus the "holy crap."
 
2012-07-20 07:52:45 PM  

GypsyJoker: Okoboji: Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.

Well, she's recently shown her tits (On the Road), so she's past that inhibition.

On that list, Seyfried has already demonstrated that she's willing to do something potentially racy. Kunis has already said (supposedly) that she'll never do nudity. Watson has said she might (although that might be just to get her fans in a tizzy). Hudgens has already shown the goods, but would probably not do it in a film, and throwing Gomez in there was ridiculous as she'll never do it.

Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?


What?

No Lilo on the short list?
 
2012-07-20 07:58:24 PM  
I can't take any article seriously when it's written in ghetto grammar.
 
2012-07-20 08:00:34 PM  

MeinRS6: GypsyJoker: Okoboji: Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.

Well, she's recently shown her tits (On the Road), so she's past that inhibition.

On that list, Seyfried has already demonstrated that she's willing to do something potentially racy. Kunis has already said (supposedly) that she'll never do nudity. Watson has said she might (although that might be just to get her fans in a tizzy). Hudgens has already shown the goods, but would probably not do it in a film, and throwing Gomez in there was ridiculous as she'll never do it.

Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?

What?

No Lilo on the short list?


Possibly--her name would even increase the frenzy over this adaptation. But she's also not reliable, and there's no way they'd trust her with something this big after her recent history of getting fired from almost every film she's worked on in the last few years. And to be honest, although she looks better recently, she's still kinda busted-looking these days. Plus, she's also shown both her boobs and her shamecave to the whole friggin' world via the paparazzi, Playboy, and GQ (or was it Vanity Fair?). I'd prefer someone different, personally--someone who hasn't shown much and doesn't give the impression of being all used up. That's just me, though.
 
2012-07-20 08:01:02 PM  
celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2012-07-20 08:02:53 PM  

GypsyJoker: MeinRS6: GypsyJoker: Okoboji: Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.

Well, she's recently shown her tits (On the Road), so she's past that inhibition.

On that list, Seyfried has already demonstrated that she's willing to do something potentially racy. Kunis has already said (supposedly) that she'll never do nudity. Watson has said she might (although that might be just to get her fans in a tizzy). Hudgens has already shown the goods, but would probably not do it in a film, and throwing Gomez in there was ridiculous as she'll never do it.

Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?

What?

No Lilo on the short list?

Possibly--her name would even increase the frenzy over this adaptation. But she's also not reliable, and there's no way they'd trust her with something this big after her recent history of getting fired from almost every film she's worked on in the last few years. And to be honest, although she looks better recently, she's still kinda busted-looking these days. Plus, she's also shown both her boobs and her shamecave to the whole friggin' world via the paparazzi, Playboy, and GQ (or was it Vanity Fair?). I'd prefer someone different, personally--someone who hasn't shown much and doesn't give the impression of being all used up. That's just me, though.


Wow. You were just supposed to laugh at what a terrible idea it was.
 
2012-07-20 08:08:09 PM  
Anna Kendrick would not only get me in the seat, but would have me reserving tickets. That woman fascinates me on an entirely unhealthy level; films she's in I find myself staring at her face because it's so...perfect..that I lose track of the movie. If it sounds farking creepy, good, because it creeps me out.

The rest, feh. It should go to 'I can't act for shiat but the role was litterally written for me' from the twilight flicks.
 
2012-07-20 08:13:28 PM  

GypsyJoker: Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?


Betty White.
 
2012-07-20 08:16:12 PM  
In other news, everyone from 4Chan is being treated for dehydration.
 
2012-07-20 08:16:55 PM  

Useless Destruction of Exergy: Excuse me, but couldn't they just rename 9 1/2 Weeks or any of the other Micky Rourke movies from the late 80s / early 90s Fifty Shades of Grey?

It's been done before.


Pretty much this. Wild Orchid was kind of fun. But 9 1/2 Weeks sucked.

The book (novella) is much better.

I expect 50 Shades of Grey to actually get the same treatment as Exit to Eden, which also sucked (and not in a good way) more than the book.
 
2012-07-20 08:18:03 PM  

MeinRS6: GypsyJoker: MeinRS6: GypsyJoker: Okoboji: Of course you realize they are going to choose Stewart and not someone attractive or with a shred of emotional range.

Well, she's recently shown her tits (On the Road), so she's past that inhibition.

On that list, Seyfried has already demonstrated that she's willing to do something potentially racy. Kunis has already said (supposedly) that she'll never do nudity. Watson has said she might (although that might be just to get her fans in a tizzy). Hudgens has already shown the goods, but would probably not do it in a film, and throwing Gomez in there was ridiculous as she'll never do it.

Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?

What?

No Lilo on the short list?

Possibly--her name would even increase the frenzy over this adaptation. But she's also not reliable, and there's no way they'd trust her with something this big after her recent history of getting fired from almost every film she's worked on in the last few years. And to be honest, although she looks better recently, she's still kinda busted-looking these days. Plus, she's also shown both her boobs and her shamecave to the whole friggin' world via the paparazzi, Playboy, and GQ (or was it Vanity Fair?). I'd prefer someone different, personally--someone who hasn't shown much and doesn't give the impression of being all used up. That's just me, though.

Wow. You were just supposed to laugh at what a terrible idea it was.


Except that, from a marketing sense, it might not be. The popularity of the book is already immense, but getting to watch Lohan get degraded would probably be enough to get even some of the more cynical moviegoers to see it, if only out of curiosity. And the buzz attached to the combination of her name and the novel would be off the charts.

And from a production sense, they could probably get Lohan to do anything they asked; get Catherine Breillat or some such to direct it and it'd look like a Brazzers production without the closeups.
 
2012-07-20 08:19:48 PM  

Wyalt Derp: GypsyJoker: Odds are it'll be someone who's less-known or someone whose star is falling anyway. (Would love to see someone like LeeLee Sobieski do it; she can act reasonably well, and her body is spectacular.) I dunno--maybe Jena Malone? Or Emmy Rossum, who's done tons of nudity on Shameless? Addison Timlin from Californication?

Betty White.


cdn.humorswitch.com
 
2012-07-20 08:27:15 PM  

kroonermanblack: Anna Kendrick would not only get me in the seat, but would have me reserving tickets. That woman fascinates me on an entirely unhealthy level; films she's in I find myself staring at her face because it's so...perfect..that I lose track of the movie. If it sounds farking creepy, good, because it creeps me out.

The rest, feh. It should go to 'I can't act for shiat but the role was litterally written for me' from the twilight flicks.


I first noticed Anna Kendrik in the trailer for that singing movie that's coming up soon. I guess the trailer was TOO popular, since IMDB stopped hosting it. She's freaken adorable!
 
2012-07-20 08:28:28 PM  
 
2012-07-20 08:30:32 PM  

Rude Turnip: This guy has also been optioned for a starring role:
[urie.files.wordpress.com image 300x375]


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2012-07-20 08:39:50 PM  

soupbone: Rude Turnip: This guy has also been optioned for a starring role:
[urie.files.wordpress.com image 300x375]

Do you have the original of that pic?


thinkmaryhender.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-20 08:47:27 PM  

kingoomieiii: How can they possibly script this movie without it being a hard X?


The Midnight Cowboy Rule, basically. If your movie has artistic merit, you don't have to sweat it.
 
2012-07-20 08:49:22 PM  

devilEther: But she's still a virgin


Or at least she used to be.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 08:58:13 PM  

FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.


i.imgur.com
 
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