Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WorldNetDaily)   The question isn't whether Barack Obama is secretly foreign-born, the question is whether Barack Obama was secretly married during college   (wnd.com) divider line 107
    More: Strange, obama, human beings, Jerome Corsi, park benches, Occidental College, University of Hawaii, Madelyn Dunham, Harvard Ph.D.  
•       •       •

2272 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jul 2012 at 4:32 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



107 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-07-20 02:16:25 PM  
This means that Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to spend the remainder of his term wearing a wedding dress.
 
2012-07-20 02:16:39 PM  
twolittlevees.files.wordpress.com

Go ahead, WND. You'll get one eventually.
 
2012-07-20 02:17:25 PM  
He was prolly gay married, WND.
 
2012-07-20 02:23:36 PM  
Why? Why would that be a question?
 
2012-07-20 02:23:48 PM  

djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.


To Saul Alinsky, most likely.
 
2012-07-20 02:23:51 PM  
By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...

And that's where I stopped reading.
 
2012-07-20 02:28:07 PM  
How much do they pay their cleaning staff at WND? That's alot of shiat not sticking to the walls, and surely someone has to clean it all up.
 
2012-07-20 02:29:45 PM  
Isn't Jerome Corsi the guy who reported about aliens and stuff? WND archives have him worrying that aliens are among us because of the UN appointing some ambassador to outer space or something. But I thought I remember a Corsi on about extraterrestrials.

After looking him up, I don't think we should believe Dr. Corsi. He's on his second marriage. Why couldn't he make his first work?
 
2012-07-20 02:30:58 PM  
It was one of those secret gay muslin sharia weddings, so it doesn't really count.
 
2012-07-20 02:31:01 PM  

djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.


See the highest rated post in the comment section.
 
2012-07-20 02:32:58 PM  

what_now: Why? Why would that be a question?


Because the birth certificate thing has gotten them nowhere.
 
2012-07-20 02:35:42 PM  
 
2012-07-20 02:35:55 PM  

gimmegimme: Isn't Jerome Corsi the guy who reported about aliens and stuff? WND archives have him worrying that aliens are among us because of the UN appointing some ambassador to outer space or something. But I thought I remember a Corsi on about extraterrestrials.

After looking him up, I don't think we should believe Dr. Corsi. He's on his second marriage. Why couldn't he make his first work?


That was Phillip Corso. I read that book like 15 years ago, and all that stuck with me is that Reagan beat the aliens with SDI.
 
2012-07-20 02:36:45 PM  

JerseyTim: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

See the highest rated post in the comment section.


Shiat, I'm starting to think like them.
 
2012-07-20 02:40:06 PM  

mitchcumstein1: what_now: Why? Why would that be a question?

Because the birth certificate thing has gotten them nowhere.


The NINES, dammit. There are NINES in the PDF file. Do you think it's a coincidence that the White House staffers who faked the birth certificate stole Herman Cain's nines? Farking sheeple.
 
2012-07-20 02:42:23 PM  
Where is his long-form marriage license?
 
2012-07-20 02:47:19 PM  

themindiswatching: Where is his long-form marriage license?


Agreed. Moustache Guy made a good point at that press conference. Where are Obama's christening papers? Surely an atheist and a Muslim would have had their baby christened.
 
2012-07-20 02:47:50 PM  
Secret Sharia Gay Marriages make eagles cry the hardest!
 
2012-07-20 02:49:46 PM  
No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.
 
2012-07-20 02:51:44 PM  

DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.


Because it's funny.
 
2012-07-20 02:53:39 PM  
Anyone following the Obama controversy knows that the first photo shown above with Barry sitting between his grandmother and grandfather is photo shopped as indicated by the hand on Barry's left shoulder that couldn't possibly be the hand of his grandpa sitting next to him. Even WND knows that picture isn't authentic because that is where I learned that it wasn't. so why is WND using that photo when they know it isn't authentic.?


See, now this is a comment. This is what we should all aspire to be.
 
2012-07-20 02:53:48 PM  

James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.


I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.
 
2012-07-20 02:56:04 PM  

GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.


Intentional retards are exempted.
 
2012-07-20 03:01:21 PM  

dahmers love zombie: By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...


Why are we all listening to some booksmart academic like Jerome Corsi, Ph.D.?
 
2012-07-20 03:09:00 PM  
goo.gl
 
2012-07-20 03:12:24 PM  

Jackson Herring: dahmers love zombie: By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...

Why are we all listening to some booksmart academic like Jerome Corsi, Ph.D.?


I think in this case Ph.D. stands for Ph*cking Delusional
 
2012-07-20 03:19:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think in this case Ph.D. stands for Ph*cking Delusional


Phull of Derp
 
2012-07-20 03:19:57 PM  

St_Francis_P: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

To Saul Alinsky, most likely.


It was me. He used a time machine and traveled to 1995, when I was a strapping young, collegiate white boy. At a party, he sauntered up to me and said, "I've always wanted to cornhole me a fine piece of white meat like you." I was taken aback, but his box-cut afro reflected the ambient lighting perfectly. Reminded me of Paul Robinette on Law & Order. His eyes conveyed such passion and authority that we hopped in his time machine and got gay married in 2023 Louisiana. Then we went back to his college days of the early 80s, where I couldn't find a charger for my smartphone and was thus unable to hold his interest in all the wonders the future held. He also said I had a smaller penis compared to his former lover, some guy named Wright.

WND has already offered me money for the story.
 
2012-07-20 03:20:56 PM  

GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.


See Jackson Herrings potato post.
 
2012-07-20 03:30:56 PM  
Gosh darnit it Jackson, why didn't you get in your time machine and beat ThinWits with that pic when he was blaring on and on for three years with his Birfer shiat?
 
2012-07-20 03:32:17 PM  

Kittypie070: Gosh darnit it Jackson, why didn't you get in your time machine and beat ThinWits with that pic when he was blaring on and on for three years with his Birfer shiat?


Who do you think invented the image macro that you are referring to?
 
2012-07-20 03:35:28 PM  
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

potato

make him do a rutabaga too :D

and maybe a turnip next week
 
2012-07-20 03:57:29 PM  
We get it, he's black.
 
2012-07-20 04:06:22 PM  

James!: GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.

See Jackson Herrings potato post.


Wrong and funny are not mutually exclusive by any means.
 
2012-07-20 04:09:25 PM  

DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."


Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?
 
2012-07-20 04:15:58 PM  

EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?


When/if he engages in derpadootastic conspiracy theorizing with none-too-veiled racial overtones, I sure as shiat do discount his words.

Oh, yeah...Biden doesn't do that.
 
2012-07-20 04:18:34 PM  

EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?


Biden doesn't cite himself as his own sources.
 
2012-07-20 04:19:22 PM  

DarwiOdrade: James!: GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.

See Jackson Herrings potato post.

Wrong and funny are not mutually exclusive by any means.


And at that crossroads sits Fark.
 
2012-07-20 04:36:09 PM  
So they have a problem with traditional marriage now?
 
2012-07-20 04:36:34 PM  
The question isn't how pointless are the republicans questions but do the republicans know how pointless they are?


/The answers are very and no.
 
2012-07-20 04:37:01 PM  
That is certainly a question.
 
2012-07-20 04:37:35 PM  
They're flailing around like a dying roach in a cloud of Raid over there.

I don't feel sorry for the roach and I don't feel sorry for them.
 
2012-07-20 04:38:27 PM  

DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."


I got a few days ago someone linking me to an article to "prove" Obama was raise spending more than any other president by the guy who used to be paid by Jack Abromoff to write news stories for clients to make them look good and get their legislation passed.

Can you believe people are still publishing articles from someone like this, that was on the take?
 
2012-07-20 04:39:08 PM  
Hey don't get mad at WND. They're just raising the questions! Why has Obama refused to answer them?! Why hasn't he shown us his "Certificate of Non-Marriage?! He could put this issue to rest by simply releasing it.
 
2012-07-20 04:39:21 PM  

MisterLoki: That is certainly a question.


They're just asking questions - wake up, sheeple!
 
2012-07-20 04:41:20 PM  
It's really just evidence of his time machine. He went back in time to let his grandmother in on his plans to become president, and forgot to take off his wedding ring. I'm pretty sure that by the time WND blows this whole conspiracy open, it's going to look just like "All You Zombies".
 
2012-07-20 04:41:40 PM  

dickfreckle: St_Francis_P: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

To Saul Alinsky, most likely.

It was me. He used a time machine and traveled to 1995, when I was a strapping young, collegiate white boy. At a party, he sauntered up to me and said, "I've always wanted to cornhole me a fine piece of white meat like you." I was taken aback, but his box-cut afro reflected the ambient lighting perfectly. Reminded me of Paul Robinette on Law & Order. His eyes conveyed such passion and authority that we hopped in his time machine and got gay married in 2023 Louisiana. Then we went back to his college days of the early 80s, where I couldn't find a charger for my smartphone and was thus unable to hold his interest in all the wonders the future held. He also said I had a smaller penis compared to his former lover, some guy named Wright.

WND has already offered me money for the story.


you had a smart phone in 1995?
that's impossible.
 
2012-07-20 04:42:54 PM  

dahmers love zombie: EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?

When/if he engages in derpadootastic conspiracy theorizing with none-too-veiled racial overtones, I sure as shiat do discount his words.

Oh, yeah...Biden doesn't do that.


Yup.

Also, Biden admitted to his mistake, not knowing the rules, and then retook his college class.
 
2012-07-20 04:43:06 PM  

djkutch: JerseyTim: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

See the highest rated post in the comment section.

Shiat, I'm starting to think like them.


If you gaze into the derpbyss, the derpbyss gazes also into you.
 
2012-07-20 04:44:09 PM  
dailydish.typepad.com
By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D Player Haters Degree...
 
Displayed 50 of 107 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report