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2012-07-20 11:27:34 AM  
Now this, this is funny.
 
2012-07-20 11:29:51 AM  
ha! filter fail,fail.
 
2012-07-20 11:35:55 AM  
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2012-07-20 11:36:52 AM  
Bwahhahaha!
 
2012-07-20 11:45:41 AM  
Awesome.
 
2012-07-20 12:06:05 PM  
Bravo.
 
2012-07-20 12:41:23 PM  
Step forward and take a bow, Subs.
 
2012-07-20 12:43:58 PM  

AmazinTim: Step forward and take a bow, Subs.


I'll only bow if it goes green.
 
2012-07-20 12:48:58 PM  
Nice.
 
2012-07-20 12:51:03 PM  
OK BOW IS COMING OUT

www.worldsstrangest.com
 
2012-07-20 12:53:05 PM  
This made me so happy!
 
2012-07-20 12:53:25 PM  

markie_farkie: OK BOW IS COMING OUT

[www.worldsstrangest.com image 500x500]


Lulz.
 
2012-07-20 12:56:16 PM  
Anecdote: Had a friend who was likely going to be in that theater but she decided she didn't want go after all. Yeesh.
 
2012-07-20 01:22:09 PM  
boobies.
 
2012-07-20 01:23:12 PM  

markie_farkie: OK BOW IS COMING OUT


why are their bums rotated 90 degrees?
 
2012-07-20 01:25:09 PM  

SlothB77: why are their bums rotated 90 degrees?


The site I found it on said something about them being hearts, which makes it all that more WTF
 
2012-07-20 01:26:08 PM  

SlothB77: markie_farkie: OK BOW IS COMING OUT

why are their bums rotated 90 degrees?


They're wearing man spanx. That's back fat.
 
2012-07-20 01:30:17 PM  
+1
 
2012-07-20 01:30:20 PM  
First of all, well-done, markie_farkie. You are best.

Second of all, that link is a wonderful reminder to never ever read the comments on that site. I really should've learned by now.
 
2012-07-20 01:30:43 PM  
cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-20 01:32:28 PM  

markie_farkie: SlothB77: why are their bums rotated 90 degrees?

The site I found it on said something about them being hearts, which makes it all that more WTF


explains why they are red.
 
2012-07-20 01:40:07 PM  

Di Atribe: First of all, well-done, markie_farkie. You are best.

Second of all, that link is a wonderful reminder to never ever read the comments on that site. I really should've learned by now.


FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.
 
2012-07-20 01:45:07 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I know they're a bunch of farktards


The amazing thing is those same farktards who are screaming that Obama didn't personally stop the guy from doing this would be screaming that Obama was invading people's privacy if the FBI announced they had intercepted his plans through gun purchase records, and internet chat room conversations, and had arrested him before it ever happened.
 
2012-07-20 01:52:48 PM  

markie_farkie: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I know they're a bunch of farktards

The amazing thing is those same farktards who are screaming that Obama didn't personally stop the guy from doing this would be screaming that Obama was invading people's privacy if the FBI announced they had intercepted his plans through gun purchase records, and internet chat room conversations, and had arrested him before it ever happened.


Well, yeah. Obama Derangement Syndrome is pretty intense over there.
 
2012-07-20 02:00:07 PM  
Incredibly distasteful headline, some of my best friends are boobs.

Would you have greenlit this if the apartment was mooby trapped? I think not.

There's blood on your hands Fark.

For shame.
 
2012-07-20 02:02:57 PM  

SlothB77: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


Smiling in the mug shot. Yep, he's crazy.
 
2012-07-20 02:06:53 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.


So when the President sympathized with the victims & their families, he was just being a selfish asshole? I wonder what the reaction would've been had he made a very short statement? Or if he'd said nothing at all?

Also, I didn't see any reference to his daughters in this transcript:

FTFPOTUS:
"Michelle and I are shocked and saddened by the horrific and tragic shooting in Colorado. Federal and local law enforcement are still responding, and my Administration will do everything that we can to support the people of Aurora in this extraordinarily difficult time. We are committed to bringing whoever was responsible to justice, ensuring the safety of our people, and caring for those who have been wounded. As we do when confronted by moments of darkness and challenge, we must now come together as one American family. All of us must have the people of Aurora in our thoughts and prayers as they confront the loss of family, friends, and neighbors, and we must stand together with them in the challenging hours and days to come."

And from Mitt:

FTFGOPC: "Ann and I are deeply saddened by the news of the senseless violence that took the lives of 15 people in Colorado and injured dozens more. We are praying for the families and loved ones of the victims during this time of deep shock and immense grief. We expect that the person responsible for this terrible crime will be quickly brought to justice."

Both statements express grief & sadness. To find fault with either one of those statements is indeed deranged.
 
2012-07-20 02:07:40 PM  

jbuist: SlothB77: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

Smiling in the mug shot. Yep, he's crazy.


I don't think that was his mug shot. I think they got that from his student ID at CU. I could be wrong, but it doesn't really happen that often, so probably not.
 
2012-07-20 02:07:58 PM  
As someone trapped in an apartment full of boobies, I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-07-20 02:21:22 PM  
Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?
 
2012-07-20 02:37:58 PM  

Di Atribe: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.

So when the President sympathized with the victims & their families, he was just being a selfish asshole? I wonder what the reaction would've been had he made a very short statement? Or if he'd said nothing at all?

Also, I didn't see any reference to his daughters in this transcript:


"My daughters go to the movies," he told a crowd that had come for a campaign rally only to hear a mournful sermon instead. "What if Malia and Sasha had been in the theater as so many of our kids do every day? Michelle and I will be fortunate enough to hug our girls a little tighter tonight."

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/20/obama-cuts-short-florid a -campaign-trip/
 
2012-07-20 02:40:59 PM  
SlothB77:

His eyebrows look all farked up. Manscaping gone wrong.
 
2012-07-20 02:45:53 PM  

ginandbacon: Ahahahahahahahahaha!


Wat?
 
2012-07-20 02:46:11 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Di Atribe: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.

So when the President sympathized with the victims & their families, he was just being a selfish asshole? I wonder what the reaction would've been had he made a very short statement? Or if he'd said nothing at all?

Also, I didn't see any reference to his daughters in this transcript:

"My daughters go to the movies," he told a crowd that had come for a campaign rally only to hear a mournful sermon instead. "What if Malia and Sasha had been in the theater as so many of our kids do every day? Michelle and I will be fortunate enough to hug our girls a little tighter tonight."

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/20/obama-cuts-short-florid a -campaign-trip/



Had his daughters been in the Theater the Secret Service would have been all over that guy before he even got to the theater.
 
2012-07-20 02:48:04 PM  

Madaynun: "What if Malia and Sasha had been in the theater as so many of our kids do every day?


ZOMG a parent empathizes with other parents..

BURN HIM!!
 
2012-07-20 02:48:30 PM  

Madaynun: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Di Atribe: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.

So when the President sympathized with the victims & their families, he was just being a selfish asshole? I wonder what the reaction would've been had he made a very short statement? Or if he'd said nothing at all?

Also, I didn't see any reference to his daughters in this transcript:

"My daughters go to the movies," he told a crowd that had come for a campaign rally only to hear a mournful sermon instead. "What if Malia and Sasha had been in the theater as so many of our kids do every day? Michelle and I will be fortunate enough to hug our girls a little tighter tonight."

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/20/obama-cuts-short-florid a -campaign-trip/


Had his daughters been in the Theater the Secret Service would have been all over that guy before he even got to the theater.


Yeah, it's so awful that he put himself in the shoes of someone who didn't have that advantage and empathized with them.

Clearly, history's greatest monster.

/fark you and the keyboard you wrote in on
 
2012-07-20 02:49:02 PM  
That would really suck if you lived in one of those buildings.
 
2012-07-20 02:49:58 PM  
Just another argument for living in single-family housing. You can't trust your neighbors to be intelligent or respectful enough to not burn the entire complex down -- or not blow it up.
 
2012-07-20 02:50:01 PM  

brap: Incredibly distasteful headline, some of my best friends are boobs.

Would you have greenlit this if the apartment was mooby trapped? I think not.

There's blood on your hands Fark.

For shame.


I know you're being factitious but come off it, this doesn't even compare to the sh*tty headline a few down.
 
2012-07-20 02:50:22 PM  

vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?


Good farking luck with that one.
 
2012-07-20 02:50:28 PM  

vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?


5 hours, 5 hours was all it took before the first national official used it to support his hyper partisan political position.

I'm with ya, can we go 1 day on this issue before it goes all fark politics on meth?
 
2012-07-20 02:50:48 PM  

vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?


But I'm confident that this is a clear confirmation of the moral bankruptcy of my opponents.
 
2012-07-20 02:51:03 PM  
Bloomberg said that "something must be done!" about this.

The only thing that can be done is for science to come up with a way for humans to reproduce parthenogenically like whiptail lizards and get rid of men.
 
2012-07-20 02:51:48 PM  

vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?


i200.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 02:52:16 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Madaynun: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Di Atribe: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: FR is in a tizzy (what else is new), but the thing that is really annoying me (moreso than usual, but maybe because my Facebook is full of friends cross-checking to see if everyone is okay) is them going on and on about how Obama mentioning that he thought of his daughters sitting in a movie theater and how he would feel was "making it all about himself". I mean, I know they're a bunch of farktards and I should know better than to read their comments, but nonetheless.

So when the President sympathized with the victims & their families, he was just being a selfish asshole? I wonder what the reaction would've been had he made a very short statement? Or if he'd said nothing at all?

Also, I didn't see any reference to his daughters in this transcript:

"My daughters go to the movies," he told a crowd that had come for a campaign rally only to hear a mournful sermon instead. "What if Malia and Sasha had been in the theater as so many of our kids do every day? Michelle and I will be fortunate enough to hug our girls a little tighter tonight."

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/20/obama-cuts-short-florid a -campaign-trip/


Had his daughters been in the Theater the Secret Service would have been all over that guy before he even got to the theater.

Yeah, it's so awful that he put himself in the shoes of someone who didn't have that advantage and empathized with them.

Clearly, history's greatest monster.

/fark you and the keyboard you wrote in on


Empathy is a sign of weakness, you know that.

/great username btw
 
2012-07-20 02:53:12 PM  

illannoyin: vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?

[i200.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Motion carries.
 
2012-07-20 02:53:22 PM  
Glad I decided on the imax show on S. Colorado and 25 instead.

/lives outside of Aurora. Saw Cabin in the woods at that theater.
 
2012-07-20 02:54:11 PM  

thecpt: vernonFL: Yeah lets not make this tragedy into some political thing. Please?
Good farking luck with that one.


Way too late. check the original thread. It went gun/political hours ago.
 
2012-07-20 02:54:38 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: That would really suck if you lived in one of those buildings.


Yup, Maury is about to come on. Hopefully they have DVRs....
 
2012-07-20 02:55:27 PM  

hamdingers: Empathy is a sign of weakness, you know that.

/great username btw


Thanks!

Phil Ken Sebben: Glad I decided on the imax show on S. Colorado and 25 instead.

/lives outside of Aurora. Saw Cabin in the woods at that theater.


There hasn't been a reason to go within a half-mile of the Aurora Mall anymore for years, as far as I can tell.
 
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