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(Click Orlando)   After two men vandalized his shed, a homeowner held onto their getaway car, being dragged as they sped off at 60 mph per hour, stopping when they realized he was still hanging on, then beating him for good measure   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2012-07-20 10:14:29 AM  
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Well, that's the end of this suit!
 
2012-07-20 11:30:23 AM  
I have every sympathy for the guy, but no shed is worth that.
 
2012-07-20 11:30:41 AM  
beating him for good measure

Seems only right....
 
2012-07-20 11:31:57 AM  
It's gone man. Let it go.
 
2012-07-20 11:32:16 AM  
So, wait, the homeowner stopped the car and began beating himself up?
 
2012-07-20 11:33:23 AM  
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2012-07-20 11:40:17 AM  
60 mph per hour

Gosh, I hope they didn't have to stop at the ATM machine.

/damn mainstream MSM media
 
2012-07-20 11:41:58 AM  
Kinstle stabbed one of the suspects in the chest as the car sped up to 60 miles an hour dragging him while hitting him in the face with a wooden handle of a hammer.

TWO DOLLARS!
 
2012-07-20 11:42:30 AM  
I'm surprised he didn't just shoot them. Isn't that the answer for everything?
 
2012-07-20 11:44:24 AM  

I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SHOVEL, UNLESS YOU GET OFF THE SHED!

 
2012-07-20 11:46:49 AM  
I'm certain that the run-on sentence in the headline is a subtle ironic interplay with the subject matter. I'm sure that it's not just an ordinary grammar oversight, and that it doesn't need to be pointed out.

//Don't toy with my emotions!
//Yes, I said ironic, and I said it correctly. Look it up.
 
2012-07-20 11:50:34 AM  
He must have needed some new shoes after a drag like that.
 
2012-07-20 11:53:46 AM  

Mad Scientist: [www.cardinalfang.net image 520x390]


He is now known as "Half Shed".
 
2012-07-20 11:55:00 AM  
Father and son or lovers??
 
2012-07-20 11:55:09 AM  

TeDDD: So, wait, the homeowner stopped the car and began beating himself up?


This.
 
2012-07-20 11:55:44 AM  
Poor Daniel "Two Sheds" Kinstle.
 
2012-07-20 11:57:48 AM  

Evil Mackerel: I'm surprised he didn't just shoot them. Isn't that the answer for everything?


No the were all white.....

//run
 
2012-07-20 12:09:52 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: 60 mph per hour

Gosh, I hope they didn't have to stop at the ATM machine.

/damn mainstream MSM media


Just installed a new NIC Card on my PC and this is the Boobies I see?

/It also bothers me.
 
2012-07-20 12:30:17 PM  

ThreeEdgedSword: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SHOVEL, UNLESS YOU GET OFF THE SHED!


So full of win.
 
2012-07-20 12:30:28 PM  

KimNorth: Father and son or lovers??


What does that have to do with anything?
 
2012-07-20 12:36:26 PM  

KimNorth: Father and son or lovers??


Harold & Maude for a new generation?
 
2012-07-20 12:53:13 PM  
"Tough little mutt ..."

i221.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 01:42:58 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: 60 mph per hour

Gosh, I hope they didn't have to stop at the ATM machine.

/damn mainstream MSM media



He should have just copied the VIN number when he was hanging on the door.
 
2012-07-20 02:19:39 PM  
This guy must be circus freak strong. Dragged at speeds up to 60mph while stabbing a guy in the chest and holding up the weight of his massive cast iron balls.
 
2012-07-20 08:27:33 PM  
Violence works?
 
2012-07-21 11:16:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: 60 mph per hour

Gosh, I hope they didn't have to stop at the ATM machine.

/damn mainstream MSM media


But how would he have had time to enter his personal PIN number?
 
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