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(Some Guy)   Jeff Goldblum is pretty fly for his age   (global.christianpost.com) divider line 36
    More: Cool, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, Geena Davis, Team Canada, dating, Patricia Hearst, RadarOnline  
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2012-07-20 10:09:51 AM  
wondersinthedark.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-20 10:30:11 AM  
And here I thought we stopped using the term "fly" after that Offspring song.
 
2012-07-20 10:33:10 AM  
But but but older men taking advantage of younger women is creepy. Unless he's a movie star.
 
2012-07-20 10:33:13 AM  
Oh, good for her. Somebody wants her.
 
2012-07-20 10:36:30 AM  
He's pretty fly for a white guy
 
2012-07-20 10:36:56 AM  
Sleeping with Jeff Goldblum is like being caught in a flesh storm with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction.
 
2012-07-20 10:40:41 AM  
She looks at least 40, so it's okay.
 
2012-07-20 10:43:17 AM  
He dated Tania Raymonde at one point, so he has clearly succeeded in life.
 
2012-07-20 10:43:51 AM  
Yeah, he's definitely on my list of weird crushes.
 
2012-07-20 10:47:36 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Yeah, he's definitely on my list of weird crushes.


i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 10:48:49 AM  
I always thought of Jeff Goldblum as Steve Buscemi on Steroids and Prozac.
 
2012-07-20 11:16:07 AM  

Uncle Pooky: He dated Tania Raymonde at one point, so he has clearly succeeded in life.


I kind of want to kill him for that. Or shake his hand.

Lisa Marie, too. His track record is pretty impressive.
 
2012-07-20 11:16:47 AM  
It won't work out, he's part gay.
 
Ant
2012-07-20 11:21:23 AM  

Dr.Zom: Lisa Marie, too. His track record is pretty impressive.


Don't forget Geena Davis
 
2012-07-20 12:08:31 PM  

grinding_journalist: God Is My Co-Pirate: Yeah, he's definitely on my list of weird crushes.

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x414]


I just re-watched that movie the other day, and as an adult noticed that throughout the entire thing, he's positioned in awfully... suggestive poses. Such as the one on the desk there. What's the deal with that??

/also: aging um... found a way
 
2012-07-20 12:10:01 PM  
If you think he's fly, you should meet his brother, Chef Goldblum.

"If you're not in a Schlaaaang Super Seat, well you're just not sitting down."
 
2012-07-20 12:50:39 PM  
"Jurassic ParkEarth Girls are Easy" helped make him a household name

FTFY author.
 
2012-07-20 12:53:29 PM  
What's that one movie where he plays the smart but misunderstood guy that hesitates a lot when he talks?
 
2012-07-20 01:02:10 PM  

BigLuca: What's that one movie where he plays the smart but misunderstood guy that hesitates a lot when he talks?


You mean teevee show.
 
2012-07-20 01:03:14 PM  

peter21: If you think he's fly, you should meet his brother, Chef Goldblum.

"If you're not in a Schlaaaang Super Seat, well you're just not sitting down."


I'll see your Chef Goldblum, and raise:

i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 01:04:07 PM  

Ant: Dr.Zom: Lisa Marie, too. His track record is pretty impressive.

Don't forget Geena Davis


And Laura Dern.

The guy's coming up fast on Warren Beatty's position as Swordsman Number One in Hollywood. He's an unlikely candidate, but David Niven and Clark Gable both swore that Leslie Howard was The Man during the golden age. NIven said it was his "little boy lost" act and Gable said it was because most women though the was gay and they could "turn him around." Whatever. His list is pretty impressive too.
 
2012-07-20 01:46:37 PM  
Cock finds a way.
 
2012-07-20 01:58:51 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Yeah, he's definitely on my list of weird crushes.


This. I don't understand why, but it has to do with the way he talks.
 
2012-07-20 02:15:27 PM  
Jeff Goldblum circa late 80s to early 90s: hot
Jeff Goldblum circa late 90s to present: ew

I'm roughly the same age as the girl he's apparently dating, and you couldn't pay me enough to date him now. Sure, ~20 years ago, I had a minor crush on him, but I was also in elementary school, so.... Yeah. Just ew.
 
2012-07-20 02:37:26 PM  
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I think this picture explains the situation perfectly.
 
2012-07-20 02:49:47 PM  
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Oh, Jeff Goldblum, you bang that drum.
 
2012-07-20 03:57:49 PM  

tfanciullo: "Jurassic Park Earth Girls are Easy" Playing Freak #1 in "Death Wish" helped make him a household name

FTFY author.


FTFM

had the good lines during the rape/murder scene that enables the rest of the movie

he was scary/funny IMHO
 
2012-07-20 04:53:33 PM  
He was awesome in Mr. Frost. Very underrated movie
 
2012-07-20 05:56:57 PM  
Looks like there's still a few more future ex- Mrs Ian Malcolms.
 
2012-07-20 07:45:02 PM  

ZMugg: tfanciullo: "Jurassic Park Earth Girls are Easy" Playing Freak #1 in "Death Wish"

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension helped make him a household name

FTFY author.

FTFM

had the good lines during the rape/murder scene that enables the rest of the movie

he was scary/funny IMHO


Fixed for my household.
 
2012-07-20 08:46:37 PM  
I hope she enjoys seeing this

karmadecay.com
 
2012-07-20 09:02:23 PM  
Good for him, he looks pretty good for being 60.

www.gossipandsoaps.com
 
2012-07-20 11:21:19 PM  
Didn't he have a posse of wannabe actresses enter the 'jeff goldblum school of acting' where he basically just made them blow him?
 
2012-07-21 01:11:43 AM  

Mega Steve: He was awesome in Mr. Frost. Very underrated movie


Indeed! Great flick!
 
2012-07-21 05:55:06 AM  
Since she's a former gymnast, she probably suffers worse arthritis than he does!
 
2012-07-21 12:01:41 PM  
+1 subby

+2 if "fly" was also in reference to that dinosaur movie

/amber; not just a name for women
 
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