DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I've heard rumors of Christine running for VP and they are silly.
unlikely: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I've heard rumors of Christine running for VP and they are silly.Christie is a white male.There is no way they're going with a white male.
Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.
Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 634x444]
sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.Alan Keyes
Diogenes: sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.Alan KeyesOne would think he's tire of losing to Obama.
Diogenes: Are they going to need a limo to drive him to the podium?
TeDDD: You idiots are misreading the headline. It's not Chris Christie's weapon, or a weapon against Chris Christie, but rather Chris Christie himself as a weapon.Presumably loaded into a trebuchet, or rolled down a tunnel after Dem infiltrators.
Dr.Zom: A weapon that's too heavy to lift. It's like a Zen riddle.
Serious Black: A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?
jakomo002: Dr.Zom: A weapon that's too heavy to lift. It's like a Zen riddle.I was thinking that they were going to load him into a big powerful trebuchet and launch him at the East Coast, making a New Grand Canyon.
Citrate1007: Romney would pick a "pleasant, un-threatening fellow like Tim Pawlenty for the ticket.This man was a horrible governor. He used his time in office to attempt to make him a presidential contender at the cost of MN. He cut costs for mandatory programs which simply transfered the taxes to the county/local level which in turn had to increase their taxes. He didn't impose any new "taxes" because he called them fees, which where later ruled illegal. He is as much of an empty suit as Romneybot.
Fart_Machine: Serious Black: A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?I now have nightmares about Christie as a giant katamari.
coeyagi: A belligerent Stay Puft asshole with the power of Cankle at his command?
Philip Francis Queeg: [s3.amazonaws.com image 550x381]Release the Kraken!
Rapmaster2000: Admiration of Chris Christie is highly correlated with being an emasculated middle-aged suburban nobody who lives vicariously through a paper bully with a ton of backup.
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LucklessWonder: coeyagi: A belligerent Stay Puft asshole with the power of Cankle at his command?I don't think Limbaugh would take the pay cut to become Veep
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: 1) Guy's got a HUGE ego. He'll be a Presidential candidate or nothing. Playing impotent second fiddle to a 1% like Romney would not sit well with him.
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