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(CNN)   Twiitter helps porn stars open up like nothing the adult film industry has ever seen before   (cnn.com) divider line 67
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2012-07-20 10:15:20 AM  
I've seen plenty of Gaping Twitters in porn.
 
2012-07-20 10:20:27 AM  
I'm scared.
 
2012-07-20 10:40:02 AM  
I just got a new Tweet from my favorite porn star Slurpy Canyon...

*looks at computer*

Um, correction. I just got a new Twat from my favorite porn star Slurpy Canyon.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:17 AM  
Given my dark predilections I'm not sure I want to view the performers as real people.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:44 AM  
Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?
 
2012-07-20 10:51:49 AM  
O RLLY?
 
2012-07-20 10:55:48 AM  

mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?


Oh no, they're on there.
 
2012-07-20 10:57:19 AM  
Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?
 
2012-07-20 11:03:25 AM  
I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.
 
2012-07-20 11:10:51 AM  
I must be watching a lot less porn, I only knew Stormy Daniels in that list.
 
2012-07-20 11:17:28 AM  

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.


Seconded.
 
2012-07-20 11:19:23 AM  
What is this "porn" you speak of?
Some sort of reality show?
 
2012-07-20 11:22:10 AM  

Twiitter helps porn stars open up


Subby's is are open.
 
2012-07-20 11:24:12 AM  
Alright, spunk coming out
 
2012-07-20 11:24:55 AM  

mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?


There are. Some of them are pretty cool, too. Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-07-20 11:29:33 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

Seconded.


Thirded.

Also, Lexi Belle.
 
2012-07-20 11:30:46 AM  

Fano: Alright, spunk coming out


www.sitcomsonline.com

/Hates Spunk.
 
2012-07-20 11:35:41 AM  

azazyel: mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?

Oh no, they're on there.


(TWAJS)
 
2012-07-20 11:36:18 AM  
Dude...the Lou Grant reference is OLD!

And yes, I'm old for knowing that!

Dammnit!
 
2012-07-20 11:39:19 AM  
Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.
 
2012-07-20 11:54:55 AM  
Woot! My first green light! Yay!

Somehow I knew if it was a porn star link it would get through!
 
2012-07-20 11:56:41 AM  

El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?


I'm going to have to say you would be amazed how entertaining Twitter can be. There are enough clever people who use it to be interesting. If that's not your thing there are plenty of people worth following just because they are so stupid. (Looking at you Jose Canseco).
 
2012-07-20 11:56:44 AM  

392Zaphod: Woot! My first green light! Yay!

Somehow I knew if it was a porn star link it would get through!


That is most certainly the way to play your audience. Congrats!
 
2012-07-20 12:00:04 PM  

Heims: #fullfrontalfriday


And, unlike Fark, if you want to follow AW's it's easy. If you want to ignore them, that is also easy. You're not going to be told you have to just not participate in a discussion because a thread gets overrun with substandard pics and begging for BIE.
 
2012-07-20 12:04:23 PM  

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.


Fark knows nothing about any AW's and their BIE's or wishlists. Those are all on Twitter. So on Twitter I shall be.
 
2012-07-20 12:05:12 PM  

El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?


Who the hell gives a shiat what anyone thinks about anything?
 
2012-07-20 12:06:49 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?

Who the hell gives a shiat what anyone thinks about anything?


I care what Neil DeGrasse Tyson thinks about space.

I care what Mario Batali thinks about cooking.

I care what a plumber says about my pipes.
 
2012-07-20 12:11:06 PM  

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.


Wait, are you saying there is actually a reason to sign up for Twitter?
 
2012-07-20 12:50:09 PM  
I love porn star news articles. Gives me new names to GIS for.
 
2012-07-20 12:50:36 PM  
I was delighted to learn yesterday that uber hot fitness star Zuzana Light is also dildo-stuffing porn actress Susana Spears. Much fapping resulted from this discovery
 
2012-07-20 01:14:22 PM  
Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.
 
2012-07-20 01:19:17 PM  

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.


I really like Chloe Lamb. She posts some great shots.
 
2012-07-20 01:21:30 PM  

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.


Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.
 
2012-07-20 01:25:25 PM  

frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.


Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.


Did she do anything before the bolt-ons? She was probably super hot before them.
 
2012-07-20 01:27:08 PM  

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.


I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.
 
2012-07-20 01:28:59 PM  

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.


Her Twitter and Tumblr pages are also pretty damn cool. She's also going to be on some web series about lesbians.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-20 01:29:19 PM  

LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.




Take some wisdom from Dazed and Confused:

Porn Stars are like high school girls... as I get older, they stay the same age!
 
2012-07-20 01:36:28 PM  

verbaltoxin:
I care what a plumber says about my pipes.



I've seen that one.....dude doesn't even go into the kitchen. Worst Plumber EVAR!
 
2012-07-20 01:59:31 PM  

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.


Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems
 
2012-07-20 02:12:58 PM  

LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.


For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-20 02:17:52 PM  

hundreddollarman: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems


Ya but that didn't affect ME.
 
2012-07-20 02:47:21 PM  
How long until CNN rebrands itself as "Twitter TV"?
 
2012-07-20 03:18:45 PM  

alowishus: LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 670x870]


She retired?
 
2012-07-20 03:27:43 PM  

frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.


That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.
 
2012-07-20 03:38:48 PM  

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.


I am with you... she was my all time favorite porn star... she may have not been the prettiest girl in porn, but by god when she starts talking dirty and working that body my weenor wants out...
 
2012-07-20 03:46:36 PM  

Flappyhead: frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.


None of my favorite pornstars are chosen because of their looks. Jenna Haze is a favorite of mine, and she is far of my ideal body type, i.e., curvy. Enthusiasm is far more important to me.
 
2012-07-20 03:57:46 PM  

Evil Mackerel: alowishus: LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 670x870]

She retired?


This sort of lag in porn knowledge is the result of watching five year-old free streamed videos on RedTube.

If you want to stay current, you're going to have to pay for the premium sites.

Personally, I don't mind living in the past, where Simony Diamond is not yet a MILF, but still an Debutante.
 
2012-07-20 04:40:51 PM  

alowishus: Flappyhead: frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.

None of my favorite pornstars are chosen because of their looks. Jenna Haze is a favorite of mine, and she is far of my ideal body type, i.e., curvy. Enthusiasm is far more important to me.


Lily Thai rates high on the joy of having sex
 
2012-07-20 05:27:15 PM  
OK, penis is going in.
 
2012-07-20 06:29:44 PM  

hundreddollarman: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems


www.geekosystem.com
 
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