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		Twiitter helps porn stars open up like nothing the adult film industry has ever seen before (cnn.com)		67
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-20 10:15:20 AM

I've seen plenty of Gaping Twitters in porn.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-20 10:20:27 AM

I'm scared.

brap		2012-07-20 10:40:02 AM

I just got a new Tweet from my favorite porn star Slurpy Canyon...

*looks at computer*

Um, correction. I just got a new Twat from my favorite porn star Slurpy Canyon.

Cheron		2012-07-20 10:50:17 AM

Given my dark predilections I'm not sure I want to view the performers as real people.

mat catastrophe		2012-07-20 10:50:44 AM

Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?

saymayne		2012-07-20 10:51:49 AM

O RLLY?

azazyel		2012-07-20 10:55:48 AM

mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?

Oh no, they're on there.

El Freak		2012-07-20 10:57:19 AM

Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?

Keywork99		2012-07-20 11:03:25 AM

I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

stuhayes2010		2012-07-20 11:10:51 AM

I must be watching a lot less porn, I only knew Stormy Daniels in that list.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-20 11:17:28 AM

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

Seconded.

schattenteufel		2012-07-20 11:19:23 AM

What is this "porn" you speak of?
Some sort of reality show?

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-07-20 11:22:10 AM

Twiitter helps porn stars open up

Subby's is are open.

Fano		2012-07-20 11:24:12 AM

Alright, spunk coming out

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-07-20 11:24:55 AM

mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?

There are. Some of them are pretty cool, too. Haters gonna hate.

hundreddollarman		2012-07-20 11:29:33 AM

HAMMERTOE: Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Also, Lexi Belle.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-20 11:30:46 AM

Fano: Alright, spunk coming out

www.sitcomsonline.com

/Hates Spunk.

mat catastrophe		2012-07-20 11:35:41 AM

azazyel: mat catastrophe: Story is from CNN, so we can safely assume there are no porn stars on twitter?

Oh no, they're on there.

(TWAJS)

Rawhead Rex		2012-07-20 11:36:18 AM

Dude...the Lou Grant reference is OLD!

And yes, I'm old for knowing that!

Dammnit!

Heims		2012-07-20 11:39:19 AM

Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.

392Zaphod		2012-07-20 11:54:55 AM

Woot! My first green light! Yay!

Somehow I knew if it was a porn star link it would get through!

SharkTrager		2012-07-20 11:56:41 AM

El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?

I'm going to have to say you would be amazed how entertaining Twitter can be. There are enough clever people who use it to be interesting. If that's not your thing there are plenty of people worth following just because they are so stupid. (Looking at you Jose Canseco).

thecpt		2012-07-20 11:56:44 AM

392Zaphod: Woot! My first green light! Yay!

Somehow I knew if it was a porn star link it would get through!

That is most certainly the way to play your audience. Congrats!

SharkTrager		2012-07-20 12:00:04 PM

Heims: #fullfrontalfriday

And, unlike Fark, if you want to follow AW's it's easy. If you want to ignore them, that is also easy. You're not going to be told you have to just not participate in a discussion because a thread gets overrun with substandard pics and begging for BIE.

verbaltoxin		2012-07-20 12:04:23 PM

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.

Fark knows nothing about any AW's and their BIE's or wishlists. Those are all on Twitter. So on Twitter I shall be.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-07-20 12:05:12 PM

El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?

Who the hell gives a shiat what anyone thinks about anything?

verbaltoxin		2012-07-20 12:06:49 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: El Freak: Who the hell gives a shiat what a porn star (or actor, or pop star, etc) thinks about anything?

Who the hell gives a shiat what anyone thinks about anything?

I care what Neil DeGrasse Tyson thinks about space.

I care what Mario Batali thinks about cooking.

I care what a plumber says about my pipes.

EMCGuy		2012-07-20 12:11:06 PM

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.

Wait, are you saying there is actually a reason to sign up for Twitter?

DSF6969		2012-07-20 12:50:09 PM

I love porn star news articles. Gives me new names to GIS for.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-07-20 12:50:36 PM

I was delighted to learn yesterday that uber hot fitness star Zuzana Light is also dildo-stuffing porn actress Susana Spears. Much fapping resulted from this discovery

wholedamnshow		2012-07-20 01:14:22 PM

Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

azazyel		2012-07-20 01:19:17 PM

Heims: Not only are there actual porn stars on Twitter, there are also a bunch of AWs and amatuer porn stars.

Search "#tittytuesday" or "#asswednesday". Might even get some hits for "#fullfrontalfriday" but I'm not sure about that one. Also "#twitterafterdark" is a solid choice.

I really like Chloe Lamb. She posts some great shots.

frepnog		2012-07-20 01:21:30 PM

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

wholedamnshow		2012-07-20 01:25:25 PM

frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

Did she do anything before the bolt-ons? She was probably super hot before them.

LeroyBourne		2012-07-20 01:27:08 PM

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

LectertheChef		2012-07-20 01:28:59 PM

Keywork99: I just wanted to say I think Kayden Kross is super hot.

Her Twitter and Tumblr pages are also pretty damn cool. She's also going to be on some web series about lesbians.

25.media.tumblr.com

392Zaphod		2012-07-20 01:29:19 PM

LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

Take some wisdom from Dazed and Confused:

Porn Stars are like high school girls... as I get older, they stay the same age!

DoBeDoBeDo		2012-07-20 01:36:28 PM

verbaltoxin:
I care what a plumber says about my pipes.

I've seen that one.....dude doesn't even go into the kitchen. Worst Plumber EVAR!

hundreddollarman		2012-07-20 01:59:31 PM

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems

alowishus		2012-07-20 02:12:58 PM

LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

24.media.tumblr.com

wholedamnshow		2012-07-20 02:17:52 PM

hundreddollarman: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems

Ya but that didn't affect ME.

GWSuperfan		2012-07-20 02:47:21 PM

How long until CNN rebrands itself as "Twitter TV"?

Evil Mackerel		2012-07-20 03:18:45 PM

alowishus: LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 670x870]

She retired?

Flappyhead		2012-07-20 03:27:43 PM

frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-07-20 03:38:48 PM

wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I am with you... she was my all time favorite porn star... she may have not been the prettiest girl in porn, but by god when she starts talking dirty and working that body my weenor wants out...

alowishus		2012-07-20 03:46:36 PM

Flappyhead: frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.

None of my favorite pornstars are chosen because of their looks. Jenna Haze is a favorite of mine, and she is far of my ideal body type, i.e., curvy. Enthusiasm is far more important to me.

guitarnoir		2012-07-20 03:57:46 PM

Evil Mackerel: alowishus: LeroyBourne: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

I felt the same way when I learned Lanny Barbie retired. Don't worry, it gets better.

For me it was Sasha Grey.

I...*sniff*..miss her.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 670x870]

She retired?

This sort of lag in porn knowledge is the result of watching five year-old free streamed videos on RedTube.

If you want to stay current, you're going to have to pay for the premium sites.

Personally, I don't mind living in the past, where Simony Diamond is not yet a MILF, but still an Debutante.

Fano		2012-07-20 04:40:51 PM

alowishus: Flappyhead: frepnog: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Jenna Haze had a turrible bod and wasn't nearly as pretty as people make out. not that she wasn't pretty. She was. Just that she wasn't really upper echelon. Much much better chicks in porn.

That wasn't her appeal. Her appeal was she was the girl next door who liked to get farked eight ways from Sunday in all three major orifices. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very solemn fapping to do.

None of my favorite pornstars are chosen because of their looks. Jenna Haze is a favorite of mine, and she is far of my ideal body type, i.e., curvy. Enthusiasm is far more important to me.

Lily Thai rates high on the joy of having sex

cthulhu		2012-07-20 05:27:15 PM

OK, penis is going in.

GungFu		2012-07-20 06:29:44 PM

hundreddollarman: wholedamnshow: Jenna Haze retired?!

What.
The.
Fark.

This day can't get worse.

Umm... people got shot a screening of "The Dark Knight Rises."

But I guess Bibi Jones retiring from porn while having a meltdown on Facebook earlier this week is more likely to drive you to hysterics. #firstworldproblems

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