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(New York Daily News)   Bona Lisa?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 24
    More: Interesting, Mona Lisa, Discovery News, Italy, University of Bologna, Lisa Gherardini  
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2012-07-20 10:19:35 AM  
You can see her smile much better now.....since her lips rotted away.
 
2012-07-20 11:26:38 AM  

Bona Lisa?


Bona Lisa, Lisa Bonet. Lisa Bonet, Bona Lisa.
 
2012-07-20 11:32:00 AM  
Can't say I have.

There was a Liz though, and that's as close as I ever got to boning a Lisa.
 
2012-07-20 11:41:37 AM  
Both Bona and Lisa are spelled with four letters which is a hidden reference to the four elements. If you look at the the Mona Lisa you can see earth, air and water but no fire. At the time of its painting Pompeii was famous for fire so the next clue to the location of the holy grail is in Naples. QED
 
2012-07-20 11:49:43 AM  

H31N0US: Can't say I have.

There was a Liz though, and that's as close as I ever got to boning a Lisa.


Came for this...

/literally
 
2012-07-20 11:58:11 AM  
I've boned so many Lisas. For a while there, I was (inadvertently) alternating between all different Lisas and Jens.
 
2012-07-20 12:15:10 PM  

schattenteufel: I've boned so many Lisas. For a while there, I was (inadvertently) alternating between all different Lisas and Jens.


In the midwest by any chance? Im from omaha and Lisas Jennifers and Michelles accounted for two thirds of the white girls at my school.
 
2012-07-20 12:20:00 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: schattenteufel: I've boned so many Lisas. For a while there, I was (inadvertently) alternating between all different Lisas and Jens.

In the midwest by any chance? Im from omaha and Lisas Jennifers and Michelles accounted for two thirds of the white girls at my school.


Did you ride the bus with 27 Jennifers?
 
2012-07-20 12:29:00 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: schattenteufel: I've boned so many Lisas. For a while there, I was (inadvertently) alternating between all different Lisas and Jens.

In the midwest by any chance? Im from omaha and Lisas Jennifers and Michelles accounted for two thirds of the white girls at my school.


Yup. the midwest.
 
2012-07-20 12:40:52 PM  
While I certainly recognize the artistry and skill Da Vinci possessed, I've never understood why the Mona Lisa seems to be THE painting. What sets this painting apart from nearly every other work in existence?
 
2012-07-20 12:56:49 PM  
Bona Lisa?

I barely know her!
 
2012-07-20 01:12:14 PM  
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RIP Lisa Bonet
 
2012-07-20 01:16:51 PM  
Schaaaa-wing!

/Party on, Wayne
//Party on, Garth
 
2012-07-20 01:40:02 PM  

Inaditch: While I certainly recognize the artistry and skill Da Vinci possessed, I've never understood why the Mona Lisa seems to be THE painting. What sets this painting apart from nearly every other work in existence?


It was stolen a couple times.
 
2012-07-20 01:47:56 PM  

Inaditch: While I certainly recognize the artistry and skill Da Vinci possessed, I've never understood why the Mona Lisa seems to be THE painting. What sets this painting apart from nearly every other work in existence?


It's the only one left of a series that get all porny. Mona Lisa is the last one of the series, which is why she's smiling.
 
2012-07-20 01:57:08 PM  
What nobody else realizes is that there were actually SIX Mona Lisas. Five of them were fakes though. You can tell because under the paint you can find the words "This is a fake" written in marker.
 
2012-07-20 02:18:42 PM  

Inaditch: While I certainly recognize the artistry and skill Da Vinci possessed, I've never understood why the Mona Lisa seems to be THE painting. What sets this painting apart from nearly every other work in existence?


Mona Lisa marks the first time Da Vinci worked with oils on canvas, previous to this he only work on black velvet.
 
2012-07-20 04:09:33 PM  
I dont know, from the pic I dont think those bones look anything like the lady in the painting...
 
2012-07-20 05:53:13 PM  
If they keep digging they should find the Holy Grail.
 
2012-07-20 06:18:50 PM  
Whatever. She looks like a horse! It's - it's tiny, you know? Th-the thing is like this big.
 
2012-07-20 06:48:42 PM  
So these MIGHT be the bones of the person who MIGHT have inspired the painting. Newsworthy indeed.
 
2012-07-20 06:50:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 10:17:21 PM  
The remains of a skeleton found near an altar, which make be the mortal remains of Lisa Gherardini, believed to be the insperation for Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece, the Mona Lisa.

Don't they have spell checkers at the NY Daily News?
 
2012-07-21 11:28:37 AM  

H31N0US: Thank You Black Jesus!: schattenteufel: I've boned so many Lisas. For a while there, I was (inadvertently) alternating between all different Lisas and Jens.

In the midwest by any chance? Im from omaha and Lisas Jennifers and Michelles accounted for two thirds of the white girls at my school.

Did you ride the bus with 27 Jennifers?


No but I am a huge mike doughty fan
 
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