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(The Mainichi (Japan))   All-Japan Kendo Champion to 16-year-old girl: I am a policeman and famous kendo player. I want you to send me your naked photos, because I like you. Co-workers: Why don't you have a seat over there?   (mainichi.jp) divider line 25
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2012-07-20 10:02:25 AM
For those of you who don't know what kendo is.

www.princetonata.com

It's that thing where you stare at people across from you on a mat.
 
2012-07-20 10:14:07 AM
Dude lives in Japan IN JAPAN!! You're trying to tell me he can't find something legal that trips his trigger?!?!
 
2012-07-20 11:44:34 AM
I screwed up the headline when I first read it and thought it was about a 16-year-old girl who is also a kendo champion. Or something.

The point is girls who kick ass... kick ass.
 
2012-07-20 11:55:17 AM
Sorry dude, 16 year old sex is best left for hentai.
 
2012-07-20 01:01:31 PM
16 in Japan is like 35 in the US. I don't see what the problem is, here.
 
2012-07-20 01:34:56 PM
Couldn't he have been happy just buying her panties out of a vending machine?
 
2012-07-20 01:59:31 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: For those of you who don't know what kendo is.

[www.princetonata.com image 850x532]

It's that thing where you stare at people across from you on a mat.


That photo represents a snapshot of what the players do for a moment before and after each class. They meditate for approximately 7-15 seconds, put on their helmets, class goes on (1-2 hours depending on the school; there are 3 hour classes but usually 1 hour of that is basic practicing without helmets), then after class they take of their helmets and mediate for approximately 7-15 seconds.

Kendo is usually done on hardwood floors. They only have mat floors when utilizing martial arts space designed for other martial arts like judo, etc.
 
2012-07-20 02:25:08 PM
Now I, I'll do anything you want me to
I'll do almost anything that you want me to
But I kendo for that
No can do
 
2012-07-20 02:42:12 PM
When they send him to prison, being a Kendo champ should help him in his goal of becoming The One.
 
2012-07-20 03:37:21 PM
Can you "Play" Kendo.

Do you "play" Judo?
 
2012-07-20 03:54:19 PM
He just wanted the photos to send off and have one of those robotic silicone real doll things made of her.

/then attack it with tentacles
 
2012-07-20 03:58:13 PM
"We will issue a severe penalty based on the results of the investigation," said an official with Kanagawa Prefectural Police.

Am I just too used to reading (US) police statements that have been vetted by the legal department, or is this just the way they do things in Japan?
 
2012-07-20 04:01:14 PM

Lucky LaRue: "We will issue a severe penalty based on the results of the investigation," said an official with Kanagawa Prefectural Police.

Am I just too used to reading (US) police statements that have been vetted by the legal department, or is this just the way they do things in Japan?


Considering the punishment for being a pederast in Japan is narfling the Garthogg, I'm pretty sure the inspector isn't exaggerating.
 
2012-07-20 04:13:55 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: Couldn't he have been happy just buying her panties out of a vending machine?


OK, I laughed at this one. Well, not really laughed, perhaps a loud smile would be more sufficient.
 
2012-07-20 04:41:08 PM
He then contacted her by phone, saying "I want you to send me your naked photos, because I like you."

Even when they are being pervy pedo's the Japanese are adorably polite. And that's from a Canadian point of view!
 
2012-07-20 04:47:57 PM

dervish16108: Because People in power are Stupid: For those of you who don't know what kendo is.

[www.princetonata.com image 850x532]

It's that thing where you stare at people across from you on a mat.

That photo represents a snapshot of what the players do for a moment before and after each class. They meditate for approximately 7-15 seconds, put on their helmets, class goes on (1-2 hours depending on the school; there are 3 hour classes but usually 1 hour of that is basic practicing without helmets), then after class they take of their helmets and mediate for approximately 7-15 seconds.

Kendo is usually done on hardwood floors. They only have mat floors when utilizing martial arts space designed for other martial arts like judo, etc.


Good job.
 
2012-07-20 05:50:25 PM
Wrong sword, dumbass...
 
2012-07-20 06:01:14 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Can you "Play" Kendo.

Do you "play" Judo?


It's likely just a bad translation of the actual Japanese word. I'm guessing 選手, which can be used for other sports (like a baseball player, etc). Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, since my Japanese skills aren't very good.
 
2012-07-20 07:20:34 PM

tenton: Jim from Saint Paul: Can you "Play" Kendo.

Do you "play" Judo?

It's likely just a bad translation of the actual Japanese word. I'm guessing 選手, which can be used for other sports (like a baseball player, etc). Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, since my Japanese skills aren't very good.


In English, practitioners of both judo and kendo often refer to themselves as "players", as done in the article. It's terminology more commonly used by people within those sports than by people referring to them from the outside, so it may seem unfamiliar to many.
 
2012-07-20 08:59:13 PM
Why was my first thought Taiga Fujiwara?

/gotta lay off the Nasuverse stuff
 
2012-07-20 09:40:09 PM

Lucky LaRue: "We will issue a severe penalty based on the results of the investigation," said an official with Kanagawa Prefectural Police.

Am I just too used to reading (US) police statements that have been vetted by the legal department, or is this just the way they do things in Japan?


A number of Police officers who have admitted they left the force because it was more important to have a high conviction rate than to actually make sure you caught the right guy, yeah, it is.
 
2012-07-20 11:10:59 PM
This is fake. In Japan, he would have asked for her used panties.
 
2012-07-21 10:33:56 AM
Tatawaki kuno wanted for questioning?
 
2012-07-21 12:32:54 PM

msupf: Tatawaki kuno wanted for questioning?


I'm only voting +1 for you because I got the joke.
 
2012-07-22 08:32:56 AM
i492.photobucket.com
 
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