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(Fox News)   Two Czech men arrested for trying to sell 7 pounds of radioactive material   (foxnews.com) divider line 32
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2003-11-15 01:00:24 PM  
What happened when the Czech man ate his neighbors' mail?

The mail was in the Czech!
 
2003-11-15 01:02:12 PM  
Czech are the new arabs.
 
2003-11-15 01:08:17 PM  
I would make a joke about a certain skank celebrity's baby, but I feel like I'm above that.
 
2003-11-15 01:08:45 PM  
I used to know a Czech guy who was really hairy. We'd all say to him "Put a shirt on, you hairy Czech." He'd usually mumble something to us.
 
2003-11-15 01:09:20 PM  
Doc Brown unavailable for comment.
 
2003-11-15 01:10:58 PM  
PRAGUE? Isn't that an Italian spaghetti sauce?

The Czech's wanted to seperate from the Slovak's, because the Slovaks were filthy communist bastards. Czechoslovakia seperated like a bad Jeckle and Hyde siamese twin. Czech's are good democratic people.
 
2003-11-15 01:13:38 PM  
Newsflash: You are surrounded by radioactive material. This guy could have had seven pounds of bananas.

Although this IS more than we've found in Iraq.
 
2003-11-15 01:14:27 PM  
Uranium is not usable for dirty bombs - it isn't very radioactive. Obviously enriched uranium is scary stuff for bigger boom reasons.
 
2003-11-15 01:14:33 PM  
I've eaten some Czechoslovakian chewing gum. Who wants to touch me?
 
2003-11-15 01:18:57 PM  
by the way.... Czech women are the HOTTEST women on earth. At least in Prague and surrounding areas they are. A-men.
 
2003-11-15 01:20:48 PM  
Non-fissile material. Headline is accurate, but overblown. Don't buy the dirty bomb hype, biologics are the true threat, and even them, not really.
 
2003-11-15 01:21:23 PM  
AmericaFirst

Then why do their men come here? Oh yeah "Big American breasts".
 
2003-11-15 01:25:34 PM  
2003-11-15 01:02:12 PM America is the country of LOVE
"Czech are the new arabs."


Czech police arrested two Slovak nationals....
 
2003-11-15 01:26:21 PM  
there's a difference between Czechs and Slovaks.
 
2003-11-15 01:27:39 PM  
Czech yourself, Foo!
 
2003-11-15 01:28:21 PM  
Their men act like that old SNL saturday night live sketch of the Czech buddies from the 70's. No woman would want that.

"We are Two Wild and Crazy Guys!"
 
2003-11-15 01:28:37 PM  
"I'm radioactive." - The Firm
 
2003-11-15 01:28:38 PM  
Were they wearing tight slacks?
 
2003-11-15 01:29:01 PM  
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2003-11-15 01:29:31 PM  
I was going to make a joke about a gay porn called "The Czech is in the male". But it's far too much effort for the payoff.
 
2003-11-15 01:37:37 PM  
AmericaFirst: That was my first thought when I saw this.
 
2003-11-15 01:43:20 PM  
Damn! There go my plans for next weekend.
 
2003-11-15 02:01:00 PM  
I'm sure it was only pinball parts.

"substance detected traces of thorium and uranium"

"Such a bomb would typically be packed with strontium, cesium or some other highly radioactive isotope used in medicine and industry.


I'm sure it went something like this:
Guy1: Hey man. Look what I found in a dumpster.
Guy2: Hey. This thing sets off the geiger counter almost as muc has that power plant down the street.
Guy1: Wow! Lets put out the word that were selling radioactive materials.
Govn't: Holy shiat, the keyword radioactive came up. shiat! Code 666. Code 666!
 
2003-11-15 02:05:39 PM  
Obviously the Czech government is trying to acquire weapons of mass descruction.

INVDE! INVADE! INVADE!
 
2003-11-15 02:27:10 PM  
That radioactive stuff is pretty heavy. I wonder how much seven pounds of it weighs?
 
2003-11-15 02:48:36 PM  
Damn slovaks giving us actual czechs a bad name.... and yes czech women are the hottest women anywhere!
 
2003-11-15 02:56:16 PM  
NakedApe: That radioactive stuff is pretty heavy. I wonder how much seven pounds of it weighs?


I know I know.... 3.175 kilograms!
 
2003-11-15 03:16:58 PM  
They were boasting about 7 inches, not pounds.

 
2003-11-15 03:35:40 PM  
Not scary unless they tell us the isotopes and the percentages. Thorium used to be in latern mantles (the thingy that burns in a propane-powered lamp), and is still used in welding rods. As for the Uranium, is it depleted, natural, or enriched?
 
2003-11-15 07:30:13 PM  
I'm currently studying in Prague, I'll agree that Czech women are some of the most beautifull in the world. Seriously, I have seen some of the hottest women here.

Go Czech police :). The men caught weren't Czech, they were slovak, so why blame the Czechs)?

In other news, Czech Pilsners and light lagers are the best in the world. Period.

Char
 
2003-11-15 09:08:49 PM  
crap. now how am I gonna get that 7.1 gigawatts to fire up the flux capacitor???
 
2003-11-15 09:09:47 PM  
crap. now how am I gonna get that 7.1 gigawatts to fire up the flux capacitor???
 
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