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(Sun Sentinel)   Man 'hit on' Coca-Cola delivery man while masturbating at 7-Eleven. You can't beat the real thing, especially at 7-Eleven   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 68
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2012-07-20 09:31:30 AM
To be fair, I'm sure a lot of people would offer to suck the Coca Cola man's dick if they thought it would get Surge or Ecto Cooler brought back.
 
2012-07-20 09:33:08 AM

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, I'm sure a lot of people would offer to suck the Coca Cola man's dick if they thought it would get Surge or Ecto Cooler brought back.


Gosh, I miss Surge.

/but not THAT much
 
2012-07-20 09:41:26 AM
Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"
 
2012-07-20 11:23:52 AM
He just wanted to have a Coke...

www.alanclarkeshannonside.com

... and a smile.

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-07-20 12:34:29 PM
I thought everything is better with cheese?
 
2012-07-20 12:37:01 PM
You said 7-Eleven twice.
Subby likes 7-Eleven.
 
2012-07-20 12:37:05 PM
I don't understand what "applying your hand brake" really means. Was it just a grab at his crotch, a la michael jackson?

Otherwise, it seems like the guy was arrested just for being gay.
 
2012-07-20 12:40:27 PM

BKITU: He just wanted to have a Coke...

[www.alanclarkeshannonside.com image 460x299]

... and a smile.

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!


Gorrammit Mal.
 
2012-07-20 12:40:29 PM

halB: I don't understand what "applying your hand brake" really means. Was it just a grab at his crotch, a la michael jackson?


Do I have to spell it out for you? He was adjusting his rack and pinion!
 
2012-07-20 12:41:16 PM
Would you like a slurpee?
 
2012-07-20 12:42:52 PM
Subby! You silver tongued devil!
 
2012-07-20 12:44:50 PM
Pepsi no Coke
 
2012-07-20 12:48:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, I'm sure a lot of people would offer to suck the Coca Cola man's dick if they thought it would get Surge or Ecto Cooler brought back.


Anyone else miss Coca Cola Blak? Or is that just me? Only had it a few times, but the flavor grows on you.
 
2012-07-20 12:48:16 PM
Fred Willard is on tour now?
 
2012-07-20 12:51:42 PM
Meth's a hell of a drug.
 
2012-07-20 12:51:59 PM
 
2012-07-20 12:57:02 PM
Coca Cola is an NCAA sponsor, guy probably thought that this behavior would be condoned, covered up and enabled....
 
2012-07-20 12:59:33 PM

Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"


He was charged with loitering.
 
2012-07-20 01:03:06 PM

Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"


They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!
 
2012-07-20 01:05:21 PM

JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!


It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.
 
2012-07-20 01:08:31 PM
Perp is kind of cute if you are into the whole rough trade/trashy look.


Actually, looks a lot like this Pentecostal youth minister I banged a few years back.

He was a dirty, dirty boy.
 
2012-07-20 01:11:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, I'm sure a lot of people would offer to suck the Coca Cola man's dick if they thought it would get Surge or Ecto Cooler brought back.


I thought sucking dick was how ecto cooler got made. Tasted like ghost jizz to me.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:02 PM
Not another Fred Willard article...
 
2012-07-20 01:13:53 PM
He was charged with loitering because they can't just lock him up for being gay, despite the fact that plenty of people want being gay to be criminal. I am reminded of someone who once approached me and a few friends and 'hit' on us. (I say 'us' although I know he was hitting on my friends. There is no way he wanted to get it on with my fat, pasty a**). I just smiled and said no thank you. One friend looked a bit disgusted but also just said no. The third guy cussed him out. As we entered the store, my friend just could not shut up about it. I finally asked him why he was upset. He looked at me like I was crazy. I said 'Hey, the guy thought you were cute. That is a compliment.' He looked at me like I was even more crazy. I finally just ignored him and we went on with our day. Years later, when I 'came out' to my friends, this person finally got up the nerve to ask me if I had ever thought of him 'in that way'. I laughed and said, "That dude who propositioned us that time thought you were cute. I don't." What happened then?

He got MAD at me. I guess he thought he WAS cute...

/although I still consider him a friend, we have not spoken in a long time. Guess he was too egotistical to accept my position, and too homophobic to accept that other guys. Sometimes, you just can't win...
 
2012-07-20 01:14:05 PM
I just got cruised at the supermarket during my lunch break.

I hope he gets the farking chair.
 
2012-07-20 01:14:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!

It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.


I don't think the product this kid was looking for comes from a can.

/Big Book of British Smiles...
 
2012-07-20 01:15:30 PM
Apparently you CAN beat the real thing.

/Or something like that.
 
2012-07-20 01:16:32 PM

payattention: /although I still consider him a friend, we have not spoken in a long time. Guess he was too egotistical to accept my position, and too homophobic to accept that other guys. Sometimes, you just can't win...


Your friend has a real loose grip on his sexuality identity.
 
2012-07-20 01:19:30 PM

JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!

It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.

I don't think the product this kid was looking for comes from a can.

/Big Book of British Smiles...


It may not come from a can, but it does come in a can.
 
2012-07-20 01:20:33 PM

Diogenes: I just got cruised at the supermarket during my lunch break.

I hope he gets the farking chair.


Like a rimseat?
 
2012-07-20 01:25:13 PM
If you're going to be GAY do it at Chick-Fil-A
/not 7-elebum
 
2012-07-20 01:25:28 PM
Hey, I can sympathize. Sometimes you just want something quick and the supermarket takes too long.
 
2012-07-20 01:27:13 PM

Brytanica1: Diogenes: I just got cruised at the supermarket during my lunch break.

I hope he gets the farking chair.

Like a rimseat?


I like the cut of your jib :-D
 
2012-07-20 01:35:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!

It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.

I don't think the product this kid was looking for comes from a can.

/Big Book of British Smiles...

It may not come from a can, but it does come in a can.


So maybe Coca-Cola needs to go ahead and introduce those new soft drinks we thought up way back in those pre-pubescent days:

Cock-a-Cola
Dr. Pecker
Sprout
 
2012-07-20 01:37:25 PM

Brytanica1: He was a dirty, dirty boy.


I'll just leave this here. Link
 
2012-07-20 01:40:07 PM

JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!

It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.

I don't think the product this kid was looking for comes from a can.

/Big Book of British Smiles...

It may not come from a can, but it does come in a can.

So maybe Coca-Cola needs to go ahead and introduce those new soft drinks we thought up way back in those pre-pubescent days:

Cock-a-Cola
Dr. Pecker
Sprout


Squirt is already in production.
 
2012-07-20 01:45:26 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-20 01:47:36 PM
I used to deliver sodas. That's the oldest trick in the book. The old slurp 'n steal. Though in my day, it was a pretty lady who wanted to do you. Here's the scam: You pull up to a 7/11 and this hot chick says "You're handsome. I could sure use some real man meat between these lips." And of course, she would show you her magnificent rack or push her low cut shorts down to give you a free peek.

Back then, being young and dumb and single, I'd say "Why not? It's not like this stuff is going to spoil in the next decade" and we'd go behind the dumpster and proceed to choke her with my large non deposit and then give her twelve full ounces of refreshment.

Well, you quickly learn that while you are doing her, her buds are stealing a couple of cases of soda off your truck. So you have some decoys set up in an easy to grab location on the truck. A couple of cases of primo looking soda but they are actually loaded with bug poison. Not enough to kill 'em but enough to get them sick. They'll probably hate daylight for a few days.

But that was back then. Times are different. These days, I cruise around in my privately owned soda truck,hoping to see some hottie and her ne'er do well friends hanging around a 7/11. But it's always guys now. Sorry, buddy. You aint even worth two cases of Fanta Orange (NTTATWWT).
 
2012-07-20 01:48:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: FirstNationalBastard: JackieRabbit: Diogenes: Gross and low class, yes. But criminal?

"Help, 911! Someone offered me a blowjob!"

They charged the kid with loitering, which isn't even a misdemeanor and certainly not criminal. I've been offered a lot of beejes in my day, but never once did I feel I needed to call the cops about it. What's wrong with just saying "not interested, pal." Unless... Oh my, the Coke man is afraid of blow jobs!

It's only logical.... the kind of people who would blow a Coca Cola man for his product have really bad teeth that may hurt his penis. I'm talking worse than British teeth.

I don't think the product this kid was looking for comes from a can.

/Big Book of British Smiles...

It may not come from a can, but it does come in a can.

So maybe Coca-Cola needs to go ahead and introduce those new soft drinks we thought up way back in those pre-pubescent days:

Cock-a-Cola
Dr. Pecker
Sprout

Squirt is already in production.


But some guys will prefer Dribble. They just can't do the Squirt thing.
 
2012-07-20 01:56:08 PM
I've always been curious what it's like to be the straight delivery guy who has to fill the soda and snack machines in a gay bath house.

That's got to be a little weird.
 
2012-07-20 01:57:42 PM
I really don't get it. Sexuality in the world is so farked up. Smile, say "no thanks", then walk away.

He's not bad looking and young. I would have accepted.
 
2012-07-20 02:05:17 PM

Buttknuckle: I really don't get it. Sexuality in the world is so farked up. Smile, say "no thanks", then walk away.

He's not bad looking and young. I would have accepted.


That's because you aren't a homophobe and don't think a little meaningless M2M play is going to give you the ghey. Some people are terrified by such prospects and react accordingly. This kid is lucky. He could had made the offer to a knuckle-dragger, who would have pounded him (and not in a good way).
 
2012-07-20 02:05:34 PM
Just like a sore dick. Ya can't beat it.
 
2012-07-20 02:08:08 PM

Brytanica1: Perp is kind of cute if you are into the whole rough trade/trashy look.


Actually, looks a lot like this Pentecostal youth minister I banged a few years back.

He was a dirty, dirty boy.


Please do go on...

*unzips pants*
 
2012-07-20 02:22:08 PM

Brytanica1: I've always been curious what it's like to be the straight delivery guy who has to fill the soda and snack machines in a gay bath house.

That's got to be a little weird.


Weird? Or a great opening scene in a porno?
 
2012-07-20 02:32:21 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Brytanica1: Perp is kind of cute if you are into the whole rough trade/trashy look.


Actually, looks a lot like this Pentecostal youth minister I banged a few years back.

He was a dirty, dirty boy.

Please do go on...

*unzips pants*



He wanted me to piss on him, bareback him, and ummm..not pull out if you get my drift.

I did none of those things.
 
2012-07-20 02:43:57 PM
So... he got arrested for being gay?

OH, loitering.

So...he got arrested for trying to get laid while being gay?
 
2012-07-20 02:44:19 PM

Brytanica1: FuryOfFirestorm: Brytanica1: Perp is kind of cute if you are into the whole rough trade/trashy look.


Actually, looks a lot like this Pentecostal youth minister I banged a few years back.

He was a dirty, dirty boy.

Please do go on...

*unzips pants*


He wanted me to piss on him, bareback him, and ummm..not pull out if you get my drift.

I did none of those things.


The good thing about Pentecostals is that they have many tongues with which to...."speak."
 
2012-07-20 02:45:16 PM
Someone remind me to freak out and call 911 the next time anyone hits on me. Thanks.
 
2012-07-20 02:49:06 PM

Hoblit: Someone remind me to freak out and call 911 the next time anyone hits on me. Thanks.


How YOU doin, Hoblit?
 
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