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(Yahoo)   Three LA homeless people found stabbed with notes. The B-Sharps wanted for questioning   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 48
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2012-07-20 09:29:22 AM  
The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes
 
2012-07-20 10:03:14 AM  
D'oh!
 
2012-07-20 12:10:40 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes


I think your pun fell flat
 
2012-07-20 12:53:09 PM  
At least he left a note.
 
2012-07-20 12:53:56 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-20 12:56:56 PM  
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!
 
2012-07-20 12:59:19 PM  
Goddammit, McNulty! You've gone too far this time!
 
2012-07-20 01:00:12 PM  
Was one of the notes a "Baby on Board" sign?
 
2012-07-20 01:00:25 PM  
The reward for information is a C note.
 
2012-07-20 01:03:22 PM  
That's some really sharp paper
 
2012-07-20 01:03:39 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Goddammit, McNulty! You've gone too far this time!


nice
 
2012-07-20 01:03:50 PM  
Well that makes a paper cut look like a booger, doesn't it?
 
2012-07-20 01:04:08 PM  
Cold Blooded Killer:
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-20 01:04:15 PM  
A serial killer? Preying on the homeless? You don't say:
buttercuppunch.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-20 01:04:39 PM  
www.battlenerds.com
 
2012-07-20 01:05:21 PM  
AND THAT IS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!
 
2012-07-20 01:08:47 PM  

Fabric_Man: AND THAT IS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!


Yes, yes, yes and more yes!
 
2012-07-20 01:11:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes


I know you were going for the pun here but from reading the article I have to wonder if the perpetrator had some personal reason to target the particular homeless people he did (the police think the person supposedly named in the notes is homeless himself).

Pants_Optional: Wendy's Chili: Goddammit, McNulty! You've gone too far this time!

nice


Indeed!
 
2012-07-20 01:13:06 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Cold Blooded Killer:
[images.wikia.com image 398x295]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-07-20 01:17:01 PM  

ArkAngel: scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes

I think your pun fell flat


Do you have treble with the pun?
 
2012-07-20 01:19:17 PM  
Instead of a knife he should use one of these to leave his note.

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-07-20 01:24:59 PM  
Notes were signed "David Ben Keyes".

Possible anagrams include:
NAVY KID SEE BED
KEY DID SAVE BEN
DAVY BESIDE KEN

/nicepoliceworktherelou.jpg
 
2012-07-20 01:28:29 PM  
I enjoy a good vibrato as much as the next person but this is ridiculous!

/Don't be so phrygian and I'll give your arpeggio a right good legato
 
2012-07-20 01:28:57 PM  
Came for the 'Apt Pupil' references.....

Still waiting...

/we don't have ANY Stephen King fans here???
 
2012-07-20 01:30:20 PM  
 
2012-07-20 01:31:29 PM  
So the two victims who survived, will the Death Warrants be upheld or will the police find one of those judge activists who will just change them the Seriously Wound Warrants?
 
2012-07-20 01:41:32 PM  
The Drake is involved.
 
2012-07-20 01:44:14 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Cold Blooded Killer:


The very first MST3K I ever saw.
 
2012-07-20 01:47:28 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Cold Blooded Killer:
[images.wikia.com image 398x295]


Mister B, you're HOT!!
 
2012-07-20 01:49:31 PM  

bikerbob59: ArkAngel: scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes

I think your pun fell flat

Do you have treble with the pun?


It just didn't strike a chord with me
 
2012-07-20 01:52:39 PM  

ArkAngel: bikerbob59: ArkAngel: scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes

I think your pun fell flat

Do you have treble with the pun?

It just didn't strike a chord with me


I expected better than such bass humor.
 
2012-07-20 01:53:34 PM  
Wait..I've seen this movie.

aswedetalksmovies.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-20 01:53:58 PM  
photos1.blogger.com
 
2012-07-20 01:56:47 PM  
abnormalpsych.wikispaces.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-07-20 02:18:10 PM  

PirateKing: ArkAngel: bikerbob59: ArkAngel: scottydoesntknow: The attacker must've had some sharp words for such deadly notes

I think your pun fell flat

Do you have treble with the pun?

It just didn't strike a chord with me

I expected better than such bass humor.


Roman à clef?
 
2012-07-20 02:18:38 PM  

payattention: Came for the 'Apt Pupil' references.....

Still waiting...

/we don't have ANY Stephen King fans here???


Actually the first thing I usually think of *every* time I read about an attack on a homeless person.
 
2012-07-20 02:22:52 PM  

FooDog: Did they post the wrong thing on Facebook?


Younger homeless folks do tend to have Facebook accounts...
 
2012-07-20 02:24:06 PM  

RobotSpider: Notes were signed "David Ben Keyes".

Possible anagrams include:
NAVY KID SEE BED
KEY DID SAVE BEN
DAVY BESIDE KEN

/nicepoliceworktherelou.jpg


Setec Astronomy?
 
2012-07-20 02:38:08 PM  
This guy's gonna kill somebody one of these days.
 
2012-07-20 03:50:44 PM  
 
2012-07-20 04:02:20 PM  

Samwise Gamgee: [abnormalpsych.wikispaces.com image 252x191]

Wanted for questioning




Feed him a cat
 
2012-07-20 04:53:49 PM  

RobotSpider: Notes were signed "David Ben Keyes".

Possible anagrams include:
NAVY KID SEE BED
KEY DID SAVE BEN
DAVY BESIDE KEN


Vermin's gonna kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight?!?
 
2012-07-20 04:56:50 PM  
Police are warning homeless people to seek shelter at night and avoid sleeping alone in the streets.

Why didn't we think of this before? Just tell the homeless to avoid sleeping in the streets! And there it is, homeless problem solved.
 
2012-07-20 06:06:50 PM  
As a legitimate barbershop quartet singer, I approve this headline.
 
2012-07-20 06:59:26 PM  

payattention: Came for the 'Apt Pupil' references.....

Still waiting...

/we don't have ANY Stephen King fans here???


Sorry, was downtown today. Had an appointment, me. A job offertunity.
 
2012-07-20 09:45:02 PM  
This guy hates cans!
 
2012-07-21 02:31:33 PM  

theknuckler_33: RobotSpider: Notes were signed "David Ben Keyes".

Possible anagrams include:
NAVY KID SEE BED
KEY DID SAVE BEN
DAVY BESIDE KEN

Vermin's gonna kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight?!?



The guy who dies in an accident understands the nature of destiny.
 
2012-07-21 11:32:57 PM  
Waaaaay late to the party, but dammit I wanna post my inital thought, which is...

Must have been sharps.
 
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