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		Freshly roasted tomatoes cover I-295 in New Jersey. Police say they never sauce such a mess (philly.com)		22
		More: Fail, I-95, New Jersey, traffic flow, sauces

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jeblis		2012-07-20 10:52:22 AM

Be careful.

ashinmytomatoes		2012-07-20 10:53:42 AM

What we need now is parmesan, olive oil, pasta, and garlic bread.

olapbill		2012-07-20 11:02:25 AM

may take a while for traffic flow to ketchup.

mat catastrophe		2012-07-20 11:03:02 AM

That's a stretch for that joke. It would've been funnier if it were pigs..."never sausage a mess".

Still, though...

Mr. Shabooboo		2012-07-20 11:10:46 AM

All day long people will be watching helicopters and tomato sauce..

LordOfThePings		2012-07-20 11:11:34 AM

Post continues below.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-07-20 11:12:48 AM

Mr. Shabooboo

All day long people will be watching helicopters and tomato sauce..

*golf clap*

*slices the garlic so thin it dissolves in the pan with just a little oil*

Misch		2012-07-20 11:12:53 AM

I'm amused, Cook's Country just sent out an e-mail for caramelized tomatoes in their email from yesterday.

emersonbiggins		2012-07-20 11:14:46 AM

Penne for your thoughts, FARK?

MAYORBOB		2012-07-20 11:14:57 AM

The price of Jersey tomatoes will rise at the news of this disaster. This is the work of Big Tomato.

kcthomas		2012-07-20 11:30:16 AM

those aren't tomatoes

www.whoateallthepies.tv

milowitz		2012-07-20 11:33:41 AM

I bet that driver's face is red.

Farkin' Uke		2012-07-20 11:47:33 AM

kcthomas: those aren't tomatoes

Being from Lon-GUY-land, those guys have absolutely no idea where 295 is. They know the Parkway and maybe 195, depending how far South they are spreading

Ben4149		2012-07-20 12:01:06 PM

Jokes going too fast...
can't ketchup...

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-07-20 12:11:57 PM

Was it the original famous sauce or the famous original sauce?

tarheel07		2012-07-20 12:20:42 PM

Fancy that.

Jixa		2012-07-20 12:22:21 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was it the original famous sauce or the famous original sauce?

Or perhaps the authentic original famous sauce or authentic famous original sauce?