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(With Leather)   Ric Flair to appear at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Subby thinks it's nice Flair has finally found a group of people that will not only appreciate, but encourage his habit of waving his penis around in public   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 97
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2012-07-20 09:26:28 AM
jawdrops.com

www.peoples.ru
 
2012-07-20 09:55:20 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-07-20 10:38:08 AM
I watched about 5 minutes of the infomercial yesterday and it was too much. They had a guy killing zombies with a rifle and then a caption would flash "ABSOLUTE LOVE". So weird.

But as they say...
cdn.stereogum.com
 
2012-07-20 10:51:45 AM
cdn.wl.uproxx.com

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.
 
2012-07-20 10:53:26 AM

Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.


IIRC, Last year there was a link on FARK to a gallery of pictures from the 2011 gathering.

Those are not your regular Juggalos.
 
2012-07-20 10:53:39 AM
they probably paid. he'll basically show up anywhere as long as there's money.
 
2012-07-20 12:45:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.

IIRC, Last year there was a link on FARK to a gallery of pictures from the 2011 gathering.

Those are not your regular Juggalos.


^ THIS
 
2012-07-20 12:45:56 PM
img267.imageshack.us

Let's never hang out with Juggalos again. They are who we thought they are; walking, talking, diarrhea people.
 
2012-07-20 12:46:39 PM
It's called "Space Mountain", subby.

/though I suspect as his age, it's more like "Space Hill with a gentle slope"
 
2012-07-20 12:48:57 PM
 
2012-07-20 12:50:29 PM
Ric Flair is a sad, aging, has-been parody of himself.
 
2012-07-20 12:50:34 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.


Your regular Juggalos look more like this person:

jawdrops.com
 
2012-07-20 12:53:47 PM
Why is this on the Entertainment tab?
 
2012-07-20 12:56:57 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.


That picture was taken through meth/beer goggles.
 
2012-07-20 12:57:55 PM
Flair Flops. How do they work?
 
2012-07-20 12:59:26 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again; I find ICP abhorrently retarded, but I give them immense kudos for identifying and capitalizing on a certain niche market, and creating a gigantic, lucrative industry for themselves.

Again, they are not a "successful group" who can push merchandise, they are a f*cking industry.
 
2012-07-20 01:04:22 PM
Glasses Malone? That's the name you picked? Really?

He rolls with The Cataracs.
 
2012-07-20 01:10:32 PM

Killer Cars: I've said it before, and I'll say it again; I find ICP abhorrently retarded, but I give them immense kudos for identifying and capitalizing on a certain niche market, and creating a gigantic, lucrative industry for themselves.

Again, they are not a "successful group" who can push merchandise, they are a f*cking industry.


Ehhhh, I wouldn't go that far. They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy unless a Juggalo does something farking retarded and makes the news.. Which happensa bout 3-4 times a year. They have been successful at picking the last nickels out of each and every pocket of their hardcore fans but I wouldn't go it an industry.. They cornered the market of the least common denominator.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:14 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.


I thought that was impossible too, but apparently they are for real. Proof can be found here:

Maybe NSFW picture
 
2012-07-20 01:14:48 PM
P-funk? The Geto Boys? Sounds like the gathering is selling out faster than the burning man. Where can I find a t-shirt that I may purchase to indicate that I attended such event?
 
2012-07-20 01:17:13 PM

styckx: They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy


I swore I found something once with some yearly financials on the band themselves and their various subsidiary groups (which they themselves control, not some leeching major label), but my Google-fu is failing me.

But, when you consider they own the rights and sell their own soft drinks, board games, books, etc...they make WAY more in a year than anyone else would even find conceivable. Point is, they're sh*t musicians, but excellent businessmen.
 
2012-07-20 01:17:22 PM
The mud eating contest just isn't going to be the same without Ass Dan around.
 
2012-07-20 01:19:41 PM

styckx: Killer Cars: I've said it before, and I'll say it again; I find ICP abhorrently retarded, but I give them immense kudos for identifying and capitalizing on a certain niche market, and creating a gigantic, lucrative industry for themselves.

Again, they are not a "successful group" who can push merchandise, they are a f*cking industry.

Ehhhh, I wouldn't go that far. They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy unless a Juggalo does something farking retarded and makes the news.. Which happensa bout 3-4 times a year. They have been successful at picking the last nickels out of each and every pocket of their hardcore fans but I wouldn't go it an industry.. They cornered the market of the least common denominator.


There are entire stores here in Albuquerque dedicated to selling ICP merchandise. Hatchetman everything and CDs from ICP and the bands on their record label. It's ridiculous. And on the subject of hot Juggalettes: they are certainly a minority, but they do exist. The stupidity, though... It's awe-inspiring, like the Grand Canyon of derp. I mean, I know stupid; I spent 5 years in the Army infantry, for God's sake, but when I spoke to an attractive Juggalette I was really taken aback. That degree of stupidity might have been normal a million or so years before Homo sapiens evolved, these days not so much.
 
2012-07-20 01:21:33 PM

Killer Cars: styckx: They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy

I swore I found something once with some yearly financials on the band themselves and their various subsidiary groups (which they themselves control, not some leeching major label), but my Google-fu is failing me.

But, when you consider they own the rights and sell their own soft drinks, board games, books, etc...they make WAY more in a year than anyone else would even find conceivable. Point is, they're sh*t musicians, but excellent businessmen.


FooDog: Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.

I thought that was impossible too, but apparently they are for real. Proof can be found here:

Maybe NSFW picture


This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)
 
2012-07-20 01:32:13 PM

Killer Cars: But, when you consider they own the rights and sell their own soft drinks


Faygo is just a brand of soft drink that Juggalos drink. It isn't an ICP property.
 
2012-07-20 01:46:29 PM

LeroyBourne: P-funk? The Geto Boys? Sounds like the gathering is selling out faster than the burning man. Where can I find a t-shirt that I may purchase to indicate that I attended such event?


They've had all kinds of powerful acts. I think they had Slick Rick once, and Method Man/Redman one year as well.

This year alone, they have Raekwon, Tech N9ne, Warren G, DMX, Rahzel, The Game, and Three 6 Mafia. Always headlined by the weirdos though.
 
2012-07-20 01:47:06 PM

styckx: This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)


LULZ. Love #22. Eyes crossed inward, tits pointing outward....it has a sort of white trash symmetry.
 
2012-07-20 01:48:36 PM
This year's comedians: Jamie Kennedy, Cheech and Chong, Bobcat Goldthwait. Some of the previous lineups were pretty big too.

Looks like I was wrong about Slick Rick. Don't know who I was thinking of.
 
2012-07-20 01:55:29 PM
In the past, I considered going to see an ICP show.

But I realized I would pick up half a dozen STDs just by buying the ticket, so I passed.
 
2012-07-20 01:57:37 PM
I wonder if they have a science corner there dedicated to magnets.
 
2012-07-20 01:57:46 PM

styckx: This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)


halfway through the slideshow, and my penis is now an innie.

yikes
 
2012-07-20 02:01:07 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: styckx: This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)

halfway through the slideshow, and my penis is now an innie.

yikes


Did you make it to 45? Yawzo, she is a diamond in the rough
 
2012-07-20 02:03:40 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: This year's comedians: Jamie Kennedy, Cheech and Chong, Bobcat Goldthwait. Some of the previous lineups were pretty big too.

Looks like I was wrong about Slick Rick. Don't know who I was thinking of.


Yeah despite the scorn from, well, everyone. It really has blown up to a reputable event with usually a really solid lineup. If I had to pick a over crowded 3-day concert to go to, I would go to the gathering . Yeah its filled with juggalos but so what. Just think of it as a rave with alot of fatties with makeup. Deadspin has a really great article about what its like.

Gathering of the Juggalos
 
2012-07-20 02:05:39 PM
An interesting observation though.

2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link

ICP have seemed to cornered the market on dehydrated pancake boobs.. I've never seen so many malnourished tits in my life looking at these slideshows.
 
2012-07-20 02:05:39 PM

styckx: Killer Cars: styckx: They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy

I swore I found something once with some yearly financials on the band themselves and their various subsidiary groups (which they themselves control, not some leeching major label), but my Google-fu is failing me.

But, when you consider they own the rights and sell their own soft drinks, board games, books, etc...they make WAY more in a year than anyone else would even find conceivable. Point is, they're sh*t musicians, but excellent businessmen.

FooDog: Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.

I thought that was impossible too, but apparently they are for real. Proof can be found here:

Maybe NSFW picture

This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)


Based on the number of girls wearing badges in those pics I have to assume most of them are in law enforcement.
 
2012-07-20 02:07:18 PM
GIve me your obese, your poor, your unwashed retarded masses yearning to molest children. The wretched wiggers of your teeming shore.
 
2012-07-20 02:13:54 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: In the past, I considered going to see an ICP show.

But I realized I would pick up half a dozen STDs just by buying the ticket, so I passed.


I was never a juggalo but I did enjoy The Great Milenko and Riddle box. Ive been to about 25 concerts in my life and even though I haven't liked em in years, its in my top 3 concerts ever. The stage show they do is a farking blast. I always tell people no matter how much you hate the music, you owe it to yourself to see them live once.
 
2012-07-20 02:16:26 PM

El Brujo: wiggers


Do people still use that word? Or just closeted racists?
 
2012-07-20 02:16:52 PM

styckx: Killer Cars: styckx: They hold a concert once a year that gets them good publicity most of which is from the absurdity of the infomercial.. After that it's back to irrelevancy

I swore I found something once with some yearly financials on the band themselves and their various subsidiary groups (which they themselves control, not some leeching major label), but my Google-fu is failing me.

But, when you consider they own the rights and sell their own soft drinks, board games, books, etc...they make WAY more in a year than anyone else would even find conceivable. Point is, they're sh*t musicians, but excellent businessmen.

FooDog: Diogenes: [cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 650x433]

If these are your regular Juggalos, I have been sadly misinformed.

I thought that was impossible too, but apparently they are for real. Proof can be found here:

Maybe NSFW picture

This is DEFINITELY NSFW and more accurate: Link (naked Juggalette SlideShow)


Man...those are some really nasty women.
 
2012-07-20 02:16:58 PM
I have seen too many naked Juggalettes today.

I need to take a walk or something.
 
2012-07-20 02:18:20 PM

genepool lifeboat: El Brujo: wiggers

Do people still use that word? Or just closeted racists?


It is very descriptive.
 
2012-07-20 02:18:23 PM

styckx: 2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link


for every 5 or 6 eye-gougers, there was one surprisingly hot chick.
 
2012-07-20 02:20:05 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: styckx: 2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link

for every 5 or 6 eye-gougers, there was one surprisingly hot chick.


It was actually quite a bit better than the previous one he linked. I had to close the first one for my sanity.
 
2012-07-20 02:48:20 PM

styckx: An interesting observation though.

2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link

ICP have seemed to cornered the market on dehydrated pancake boobs.. I've never seen so many malnourished tits in my life looking at these slideshows.


Truly mournful tits on display, they're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra..
 
2012-07-20 02:53:57 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: styckx: An interesting observation though.

2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link

ICP have seemed to cornered the market on dehydrated pancake boobs.. I've never seen so many malnourished tits in my life looking at these slideshows.

Truly mournful tits on display, they're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra..


sad titties are sad...

As for the two hotties shown earlier...exception, not the rule.

/dated a juggalo in 97...she had great tits then, but after few bangings, dumped her...good idea too, b/c last i saw she was 100lbs heavier, covered in ICP tats and had 4 chins.

//get em while their young guys, then run for the hills.

///but agreed, liked The Great Milenko, and that concert was interesting
 
2012-07-20 02:55:45 PM
What is this I don't even

I weep for the future.
 
2012-07-20 02:56:45 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: styckx: An interesting observation though.

2011 Version of Naked Jugalettes.. Not as bad, but not good either: NSFW Link

ICP have seemed to cornered the market on dehydrated pancake boobs.. I've never seen so many malnourished tits in my life looking at these slideshows.

Truly mournful tits on display, they're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra..


Having kids at age 13 is hell on the body.
 
2012-07-20 02:57:43 PM
Naked Juggalettes? ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2012-07-20 03:05:47 PM
My condolences to every child conceived at that even
 
2012-07-20 03:06:38 PM

zaiustheape: My condolences to every child conceived at that even


event*, even
 
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