BronyMedic: Apollonia James: Not new, just on 3rd name. And sorry for not being a cool TFer and knowing the inside jokes.You should totally get it. Every month when you pay your renewal fee, Drew sends an STD-Free hooker over with a bottle of Maker's Mark whiskey, and you get a free hummer.
Apollonia James: BronyMedic: Bathia_Mapes: I still have a sense of humor, but I put it aside in threads like this. There's a time and place for everything.Oh dear. You do know this is FARK, right?You're new here, aren't you? Bathia is very familiar with this site, dummy.
tooeasy: I blame 24 year olds
SkunkWerks: thejoyofpi: If you're blaming this on Limbaugh without knowing anything about the shooter, you're a dumbass.If you're blaming this on "terrorists" or "Islam" without knowing anything about the shooter, you're a dumbass.So, if you're Rush Limbaugh, you're a dumbass?
Tommy Moo: No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs. I don't really know what that means, but it seems possible that this is some insane fan using the movie as a backdrop for an anarchy statement.
paulseta: BronyMedic: I remember when I was a young Farker. I used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt." "Boner." Once I even called him..."asshole." But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy.You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guarantee military sale with hardinparamedic. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?
consider this: Coelacanth: Youngest victim is three months old.It's farking disgusting that somebody would have their 3 month old at a midnight movie. More proof that some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
MythDragon: We'll probably find out later that this was all just a stunt.
JohnnyC: SkunkWerks: So, if you're Rush Limbaugh, you're a dumbass?yes.
HotWingConspiracy: I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.
Novart: I blame bath salts.But then again, I always blame bath salts.
consider this: The cops should have put one in his farking skull instead of allowing him to surrender.
Tommy Moo: No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs.
Endive Wombat: Novart: I blame bath salts.But then again, I always blame bath salts.And violent video games, Marlyn Manson and rap
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Jesus Christ! I was supposed to be there tonight, but my boss called me in to work the graveyard shift./well, my boss may be an asshole, but I prefer this to be there now
Slothfart: It's the two backpacks
Man On Pink Corner: I told them to STFU and turn off that cell phone.I told them.They could have listened.They should have listened,.I told them.
cc_rider: consider this: The cops should have put one in his farking skull instead of allowing him to surrender.Brilliant. Then we'd never know why he did it.
Coelacanth: Two witnesses report a tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the front of the theater, AND another tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the BACK of the theater.
USP .45: digistil: My response was in critique of your denial to the following quote:Close2TheEdge: "They will bemoan the breakdown of morality and decency in society, as exemplified by the sick fantasies of some 24 year old. Throw in a few jabs at "liberal Hollywood" and voila, tailor made splooge material for the Hannity listening crowd."That is not limited movies./you're welcomeyes, I deny the quote and I deny your defense of the quote. I'm sure soooome fundy nut out there will be so silly as to say ANY depiction of violence, even when it's is a story of the good guys winning over evil "caused" this. As for major media attention of such claims? Nah, complete nonsense because it isn't a case where someone otherwise good was desensitized by Hollywood violence or any sort of societal trend. It's clearly a nut being a nut.
thejoyofpi: University Hospital confirms the youngest patient admitted from #theatershooting is 3 months old.Godf*ckingdamnit
Lorelle: What a terrible, terrible shame.wlowe84: Makes me think of the Inglorious Bastards Movie. What a scary place to be.Yes.I heard a news report mention that one of the victims is three months old...why would one take such a small child to a midnight movie??
imontheinternet: So, was the movie good?
BurnShrike: Endive Wombat: Novart: I blame bath salts.But then again, I always blame bath salts.And violent video games, Marlyn Manson and rap[i.huffpost.com image 570x605]
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