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2012-07-20 07:21:43 AM

BronyMedic: Apollonia James: Not new, just on 3rd name. And sorry for not being a cool TFer and knowing the inside jokes.

You should totally get it. Every month when you pay your renewal fee, Drew sends an STD-Free hooker over with a bottle of Maker's Mark whiskey, and you get a free hummer.


UltraFark gets you Woodford Reserve and a High Class escort.

Not sure about the hummer.
 
2012-07-20 07:21:45 AM
People wonder why I want to be a hermit and can't stand people.

Listen to the 911 calls and try not to tear up.
 
2012-07-20 07:21:53 AM

Apollonia James: BronyMedic: Bathia_Mapes: I still have a sense of humor, but I put it aside in threads like this. There's a time and place for everything.

Oh dear. You do know this is FARK, right?

You're new here, aren't you? Bathia is very familiar with this site, dummy.


>So I hear there's a lot of hype around this business with the Batman shooting

>Batman shooting? There was a Batman shooting?

>There sure was

>But I thought Batman didn't like using guns!

DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
 
2012-07-20 07:21:54 AM

tooeasy: I blame 24 year olds


What did I do?!
 
2012-07-20 07:21:58 AM
No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs. I don't really know what that means, but it seems possible that this is some insane fan using the movie as a backdrop for an anarchy statement.
 
2012-07-20 07:22:13 AM
BronyMedic: I remember when I was a young Farker. I used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt." "Boner." Once I even called him..."asshole." But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy.

You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guarantee military sale with hardinparamedic. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?
 
2012-07-20 07:22:16 AM
I blame bath salts.

But then again, I always blame bath salts.
 
2012-07-20 07:22:20 AM
laughingsquid.com
We'll probably find out later that this was all just a stunt.
 
2012-07-20 07:22:52 AM

SkunkWerks: thejoyofpi: If you're blaming this on Limbaugh without knowing anything about the shooter, you're a dumbass.

If you're blaming this on "terrorists" or "Islam" without knowing anything about the shooter, you're a dumbass.

So, if you're Rush Limbaugh, you're a dumbass?


well I think that goes without saying
 
2012-07-20 07:22:58 AM

Tommy Moo: No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs. I don't really know what that means, but it seems possible that this is some insane fan using the movie as a backdrop for an anarchy statement.


hey buddy, I already got dibs on that speculation.
 
2012-07-20 07:22:59 AM
still 6k people tuned into police and fire scanner, saw it up at 9k earlier.
 
2012-07-20 07:23:21 AM
Tommy Moo: No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs. I don't really know what that means, but it seems possible that this is some insane fan using the movie as a backdrop for an anarchy statement.

The attack is actually more similar to one portrayed in the 2009 Movie Rampage, by Uwe Boll.

That is clearly an affirmative insanity defense right there. Uwe Boll destroyed the poor man with his horrible movies
 
2012-07-20 07:23:42 AM

paulseta: BronyMedic: I remember when I was a young Farker. I used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt." "Boner." Once I even called him..."asshole." But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy.

You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guarantee military sale with hardinparamedic. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?


I'd buy that for $1 ($5 a month)
 
2012-07-20 07:24:06 AM
Okay yes this is bad I get it. But it's time for the news to move on until they have something new to say. Looking at live shots of the theater roof and saying the same thing over and over and over is getting old. The weather person actually did the forecast for Aurora instead of local. WTF?
 
2012-07-20 07:24:07 AM
I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.
 
mjg
2012-07-20 07:24:57 AM

consider this: Coelacanth: Youngest victim is three months old.

It's farking disgusting that somebody would have their 3 month old at a midnight movie. More proof that some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.


Hard for a teenage single mom to spring for a movie ticket AND a babysitter.
 
2012-07-20 07:25:29 AM

MythDragon: We'll probably find out later that this was all just a stunt.


Wouldn't that be cool?
 
2012-07-20 07:25:32 AM

JohnnyC: SkunkWerks: So, if you're Rush Limbaugh, you're a dumbass?

yes.

 
2012-07-20 07:25:36 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.


"Ma'am, you will NOT be bringing a can of soda from outside into this theater. This is your FINAL warning"
 
2012-07-20 07:25:38 AM

Novart: I blame bath salts.

But then again, I always blame bath salts.


And violent video games, Marlyn Manson and rap
 
2012-07-20 07:26:06 AM
thejoyofpi: HotWingConspiracy: I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.

"Ma'am, you will NOT be bringing a can of soda from outside into this theater. This is your FINAL warning"


and GOD help you if you wear a hoodie and drink Arizona brand Sweet Tea while eating skittles.
 
2012-07-20 07:26:09 AM

consider this: The cops should have put one in his farking skull instead of allowing him to surrender.


Brilliant. Then we'd never know why he did it.
 
mjg
2012-07-20 07:26:46 AM

Tommy Moo: No one in the media is talking about the strange coincidence that this movie features a villain that terrorizes the public with tear gas, shotguns, and bombs.


SPOILER ALERT plz
 
2012-07-20 07:26:58 AM
I told them to STFU and turn off that cell phone.
I told them.
They could have listened.
They should have listened,.
I told them.
 
2012-07-20 07:27:00 AM

Endive Wombat: Novart: I blame bath salts.

But then again, I always blame bath salts.

And violent video games, Marlyn Manson and rap


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-07-20 07:27:09 AM

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Jesus Christ! I was supposed to be there tonight, but my boss called me in to work the graveyard shift.

/well, my boss may be an asshole, but I prefer this to be there now


Looks like 14 already filled the graveyard shift.
 
2012-07-20 07:27:46 AM
Two witnesses report a tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the front of the theater, AND another tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the BACK of the theater.
 
2012-07-20 07:27:51 AM

Slothfart: It's the two backpacks


Caught that on the refresh. Thanks.
 
2012-07-20 07:27:54 AM
Obama just released a statement.
A preemptive strike before the AM radio right wing noise machine starts saying "whar statement?"
 
2012-07-20 07:27:58 AM
i238.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 07:28:40 AM
University Hospital confirms the youngest patient admitted from #theatershooting is 3 months old.

Godf*ckingdamnit
 
2012-07-20 07:30:03 AM

Man On Pink Corner: I told them to STFU and turn off that cell phone.
I told them.
They could have listened.
They should have listened,.
I told them.


heh
 
2012-07-20 07:30:15 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.


The Brady Bunch will be calling for metal detectors and pat downs at theaters now. I can guarantee that the theater has a "no weapons" policy and signage...so if this place was a "gun free zone" how is it that he was able to get guns in there? He violated the rule? Whaaattt???
 
2012-07-20 07:30:23 AM

cc_rider: consider this: The cops should have put one in his farking skull instead of allowing him to surrender.

Brilliant. Then we'd never know why he did it.


Still may not anyway.
 
2012-07-20 07:31:19 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I sincerely hope the NRA lobbies for a bill requiring theater ushers to be armed, it's the only logical response to this.


TSA: Theatre Security Agency
 
2012-07-20 07:31:22 AM

Coelacanth: Two witnesses report a tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the front of the theater, AND another tear gas canister being thrown into the audience from the BACK of the theater.


eyewitnesses are extremely unreliable. Mostly sounds like one shooter.
 
2012-07-20 07:31:30 AM

USP .45: digistil: My response was in critique of your denial to the following quote:

Close2TheEdge: "They will bemoan the breakdown of morality and decency in society, as exemplified by the sick fantasies of some 24 year old. Throw in a few jabs at "liberal Hollywood" and voila, tailor made splooge material for the Hannity listening crowd."

That is not limited movies.

/you're welcome

yes, I deny the quote and I deny your defense of the quote. I'm sure soooome fundy nut out there will be so silly as to say ANY depiction of violence, even when it's is a story of the good guys winning over evil "caused" this. As for major media attention of such claims? Nah, complete nonsense because it isn't a case where someone otherwise good was desensitized by Hollywood violence or any sort of societal trend. It's clearly a nut being a nut.


Congrats. You completely changed the argument. You originally said you doubt there will be any Christian Fundamentalists (i.e. essentially fake Christians) that make an association between this shooting and normal western society.

Obviously the shooter is a nut. Who is arguing the contrary?

/done wasting my time
 
2012-07-20 07:31:35 AM
Like it or not, Rush has a body count

Yep. Still just 3 of them.
 
2012-07-20 07:31:42 AM

USP .45: digistil: My response was in critique of your denial to the following quote:

Close2TheEdge: "They will bemoan the breakdown of morality and decency in society, as exemplified by the sick fantasies of some 24 year old. Throw in a few jabs at "liberal Hollywood" and voila, tailor made splooge material for the Hannity listening crowd."

That is not limited movies.

/you're welcome

yes, I deny the quote and I deny your defense of the quote. I'm sure soooome fundy nut out there will be so silly as to say ANY depiction of violence, even when it's is a story of the good guys winning over evil "caused" this. As for major media attention of such claims? Nah, complete nonsense because it isn't a case where someone otherwise good was desensitized by Hollywood violence or any sort of societal trend. It's clearly a nut being a nut.


Wait, I'm confused, There are lots of preachers out there that rail against violent movies, especially ones that appeal to mass audiences and kids. They often don't make a direct connection between the violence depicted on screen, and the violent acts committed by people. They save that equation for violent video games. Rather, they like to point to violent movies as a "coarsening" of society, and a breakdown of morals. And, they draw a connection to Hollywood, which according to them, is unabashedly liberal. Their solution is of course, get America back closer to God and Jesus Christ.

Why is this such a bizarre observation to you?
 
2012-07-20 07:31:45 AM
Sara Brady just went to DEFCON 1
 
2012-07-20 07:31:50 AM

thejoyofpi: University Hospital confirms the youngest patient admitted from #theatershooting is 3 months old.

Godf*ckingdamnit


3 months old? I assume this movie has like ear splitting 42.9 surround? Who would take such a youngster to that kind of ear torturer?
 
2012-07-20 07:32:21 AM
So, was the movie good?
 
2012-07-20 07:33:06 AM

Lorelle: What a terrible, terrible shame.

wlowe84: Makes me think of the Inglorious Bastards Movie. What a scary place to be.

Yes.

I heard a news report mention that one of the victims is three months old...why would one take such a small child to a midnight movie??


This.

I farking hate people who do this. But anyway, I am sad the baby got shot and hopefully it will recover.
 
2012-07-20 07:33:15 AM
imontheinternet: So, was the movie good?

Well the critics are calling it a crapshoot.
 
2012-07-20 07:33:19 AM
Everbody in a movie theater should be armed - then none of this would have happened!
 
2012-07-20 07:33:23 AM

Man On Pink Corner: I told them to STFU and turn off that cell phone.
I told them.
They could have listened.
They should have listened,.
I told them.


*snerk*
 
2012-07-20 07:33:28 AM

imontheinternet: So, was the movie good?


It was killer
 
2012-07-20 07:33:46 AM
why is a 3 month old at a midnight movie?
 
2012-07-20 07:34:00 AM
The bombs are still active
 
2012-07-20 07:34:10 AM

BurnShrike: Endive Wombat: Novart: I blame bath salts.

But then again, I always blame bath salts.

And violent video games, Marlyn Manson and rap

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Wait...Yoga? Fundies are against flexibility and strength training?
 
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