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(Krypton Radio)   Not to be outdone by DC and Marvel, Canada is bringing "Captain Canuck" to big screen, will square off against the Pastel Skull and lumberjacks of terror   ( kryptonradio.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Captain Canuck, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Canada Post, film institutes, AFI, San Diego Comic  
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2012-07-20 09:51:12 AM  
4 votes:
Oh no, it's my arch nemesis, Hoser Man! Take off, eh!
2012-07-20 01:12:17 AM  
4 votes:
img201.imageshack.us

Is that a bulge in his tights, or is he just happy to be Canadian?
2012-07-20 05:26:45 PM  
3 votes:
diden.net

The only Canadian superhero that matters
2012-07-20 01:16:37 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, until some lone nut bursts into the theater on opening night & delivers a tersely-worded letter to 11-13 unsuspecting victims!

/followed by a heartfelt apology
2012-07-21 11:09:06 AM  
2 votes:
And the Greatest Canadian Villain of them all (no, not US Guy)--the Mad Trapper of Mouse River.

The Clerk at the Hudson's Bay Store had a thick Scottish brogue and when he told the Mad Trapper that there was a big demand for Moose, MT naturally assumed he meant Meece. He went insane stretching their tiny hides on stretching frames made of their own tiny bones.

As a result he produced a string of parking violations as long as your arm, making him Public Enemy Numéro Un in the Appabathka Territory, home to the Lisping Tribe of Cree Indians.

Oh, and he kept trying to destroy the world. But that wasn't in the jurisdiction of the RCMP contingent in Wolverine Lake, so Captain Canuck had to deal with those infractions agaiinst the peace, order and good government of Canada.

If you need Canadian History Vignettes, Brantgoose is your man. I can make them up on the spot "to go" or you can order them for delivery.

I also do Canadian Wildlife moments:

The Loon, or Great Northern Diver as some call him, has a weird, haunting call ... It is considered Canada's answer to the cry of the Indian Peacock, the kind of bird song that begs for the merciful blow of a shovel to the head, not unlike the cheerful racket of a Parliament of Starlings at 4.35 a.m.

The Loon is the provincial bird of Ontario and was placed on the brass penny to remind Canadians of how much we all hate Ontario.
2012-07-20 03:16:57 PM  
2 votes:
What about Albertan Superhero Zap Rowsdower and his trusty sidekick Troy!?

Who else will battle an army of evil Acadian robots on Cape Breton or a band of zombie fur trappers in Medicine Hat?

/Crosses fingers
//Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!
2012-07-20 02:22:04 PM  
2 votes:
This far into the thread and no mention of Canada's greatest heroes?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously, though, I'd like the US and Canada to come to some sort of treaty on which two fictional characters get mentioned online when the countries are brought up. For Canada, it'd probably be Bob and Doug. I'm not sure who it'd be for the US, but as an American, I'd feel cheated if one of the two characters wasn't Jeff Spicoli.
2012-07-20 02:07:56 PM  
2 votes:
WHAT IF ... Alpha Flight talked like TV Canadians?

alphaflightcollector.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-20 01:19:28 PM  
2 votes:
"CAPTAIN CANUCK is not only a Canadian icon but an internationally recognized superhero," said Minds Eye Entertainment CEO Kevin DeWalt.

i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-07-20 01:53:13 AM  
2 votes:
Will he be played by Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis?
2012-07-20 10:08:44 PM  
1 vote:

heroswelcome.com

"IT MAPLE SYRUP MAN HERE TO SAVE US WITH HIS SAPPY GOODNESS!"

2012-07-20 08:57:49 PM  
1 vote:
What a Canadian hero looks like:

i.thestar.com
2012-07-20 07:03:46 PM  
1 vote:
Red Green as the nemesis. Bob and Doug as the lackies. I'm there.
2012-07-20 06:57:36 PM  
1 vote:
The only true Canadian superhero:

www.captmondo.com

Mr. Canoehead.
2012-07-20 03:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
www.dvdtalk.com

I thought they already made the movie?
2012-07-20 03:14:04 PM  
1 vote:

Marine1: This far into the thread and no mention of Canada's greatest heroes?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x653]

Seriously, though, I'd like the US and Canada to come to some sort of treaty on which two fictional characters get mentioned online when the countries are brought up. For Canada, it'd probably be Bob and Doug. I'm not sure who it'd be for the US, but as an American, I'd feel cheated if one of the two characters wasn't Jeff Spicoli.


If you watch "Strange Brew" you'll see the dog is a super hero.
2012-07-20 03:03:26 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-20 03:00:00 PM  
1 vote:
Canada has a super hero, he's called Superman Mr. Canoehead.
2012-07-20 02:18:01 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer the name Johnny Canuck. No one here is named John any more, so he would have to be Vaguely Biblical Name Canuck, if not Taylor Tyler Tucker Canuck.
2012-07-20 01:44:04 PM  
1 vote:
So this guy's Canadian; unreally muscular; presumably faster than most any human.

Ben Johnson?
2012-07-20 01:31:22 PM  
1 vote:

schattenteufel: Yeah, until some lone nut bursts into the theater on opening night & delivers a tersely-worded letter to 11-13 unsuspecting victims!

/followed by a heartfelt apology


*SPITTAKE*

/I want to party with this guy...
2012-07-20 10:34:01 AM  
1 vote:
img546.imageshack.us

No love for the Alpha Flight?!

/big images are fun!!
2012-07-20 08:05:09 AM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: [img201.imageshack.us image 428x675]

Is that a bulge in his tights, or is he just happy to be Canadian?


I think he's happy to see us and he's happy to be Canadian, back away slowly he's got syrup.
 
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