Are we to infer that the smack cures the homophobia?

That could well explain at lot.

Damn..just hearing the delicious name.......
God, I want some heroin.

It was Jarvon's pleasure to serve his customers, that's all.

Alright, all the gays are out of the store, praise Jesus and pass the heroin!

Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

So that's why their food is so good! Explains everything!

Is it wrong to hope that, somehow, Chick-fil-A becomes known for drug dealers in the parking lot?

How the Hell did a black guy get hired at Chick-Fil-A in the first place?

A spicy chicken sandwich sounds pretty farking good right now.

doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Give me a bucket of crisco a latex glove and ten minutes, and I could have you *terrified*.

Chick-Fil-A doesn't sell a 5 piece nugget with their heroin. They come in 6 and 12 count sizes or a 4 count with the kids meal.

It took me a while to find out which Wilmington they were talking about. Never been to Wilmington, NC.

I thought everyone in the south on the real narcotics took Oxy. This was the old school variety.
Not to mention it irritates me that by criminalizing paraphernalia, they started going after users. Now our prisons are full.

doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

I dunno, if I redecorate and throw a party I could get a scathing critique on the color scheme.

doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Homosexuals make some people feel uncomfortable.
People are afraid of feeling uncomfortable.

scottydoesntknow: Hey listen subby, the bible says homos can't marry, simple as that. It doesn't say shiat about selling illegal/deadly narcotics through our drive thru!

Sincerely,

Chick-fil-A

But... Heroin is SO gay..

schattenteufel Smartest
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doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Homosexuals make some people feel uncomfortable.
People are afraid of feeling uncomfortable.



Then how come nobody's "Afro-phobic"
You just call them bigot or racist.

rev. dave: Not to mention it irritates me that by criminalizing paraphernalia, they started going after users. Now our prisons are full.

But the people who manufacture, import, and sell the drugs are the job creators. They need to be protected.
/or so I'm told by the republicans

I don't know which is worse...the fact that they are homophobes or the fact that they eat chickens.

/gross.

I think I'd watch the movie if the promo clip included subby's line.

doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

What does afaraid mean?

Goddam I want a deep fried cock in my mouth. With pickles.

Sometimes I buy stuff from Chik-Fil-A and give it to the homeless. Then I remind them that all democrat males either enjoy or fantasize about man on man butt sex. Then I can feel good about supporting a tasty fast food establishment and make sure if that bum votes, he'll think twice about voting for the pole smoking party. It's a Win/Win

Lunch Code:

Has it occurred to you that that is rather gay?

johnny farker Smartest
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2012-07-20 12:38:28 PM


doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

What does afaraid mean?


It's a psychological term referring to people who are unable to process information normally but instead hyper-focus on small, barely related details.

I take it as a point of pride that I have never eaten at a Chic-fil-a or a Domino's or shopped at Wal-Mart in my entire life.

/supported teh gays long before it became cool

I firmly believe they use an addictive chemical in their spicy chicken breakfast biscuits that makes you crave it fortnightly. Heroin? Perhaps...

Mmmm.... heroin chic.

a Bojangles chicken box

Sort of blew the covert operation right there.


/blew

A belief in the traditional family and cultural norms is not homophobia. When will you people finally understand this?

dj1s: I don't know which is worse...the fact that they are homophobes or the fact that they eat chickens.

/gross.

doubled99: schattenteufel Smartest
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2012-07-20 12:26:53 PM


doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Homosexuals make some people feel uncomfortable.
People are afraid of feeling uncomfortable.



Then how come nobody's "Afro-phobic"
You just call them bigot or racist.

That's because no one is worried if they hang out with black guys too much, they may accidentally suck the black into them.

Here's your dime bag.

Have a blessed day.

lawlz: A belief in the traditional family and cultural norms is not homophobia. When will you people finally understand this?

Yeah, it's just bigotry and mean-spiritedness, that's all.

doubled99: schattenteufel Smartest
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2012-07-20 12:26:53 PM


doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Homosexuals make some people feel uncomfortable.
People are afraid of feeling uncomfortable.



Then how come nobody's "Afro-phobic"
You just call them bigot or racist.

I'll help you..
Bigot's tend to be afraid too.. they usually have a similar denial of that fear that homophobes have.

However, the fear itself IS a little different.

Homophobes aren't afraid of gay people, they're afraid that they are possibly (and/or being perceived as) at least a "little gay." That's the entire point.

Have you ever liked a man? No? You might be surprised. Ever knew a guy at school that you wish you could be as cool as? or as attractive as? No?

Then how about a male superhero.. was he awesome, did he do cool things? was he wearing a body clinging costume that you found acceptable, as you viewed him in all of his muscular poses through countless pages or even issues? No?

Ever watch Nascar? did you like any of the drivers? Did you wish you could meet them? maybe get their autograph? Wouldn't you love a ride in their car?

Football fan? All those beefy young men jogging up and down the field in their skin tight pants? The QB's hands nestled against the taint spot of the Center? Did you recreate at home with your friends? Did you use uniforms when you did that or perhaps half of you stripped down to the waist for that? Grabbing the ball and clutching at one another fervently trying to pile your body on top of theirs? Did you, in fact, drop the pretense of having a football game entirely, and indulge in some "Kill the carrier?"

Wrestling fan? Half naked athletic bodies piling on top of each other? Skin-tight clothing leaving nothing to the imagination, as they hug and squeeze each other, or flip each other around, head to crotch, for some pile driving action?

A homophobic guy is terrified of the thought that he might be gay and trying to deny it to himself. Typically, they are correct in their fears. That fear can drive people to murder, but you know who get's caught up in that fear to that level? A self-denying homo.

redmid17: silvervial: I take it as a point of pride that I have never eaten at a Chic-fil-a or a Domino's or shopped at Wal-Mart in my entire life.

/supported teh gays long before it became cool

Here have an internet dollar. We are all so proud of the hipster mentality

Whooosh!

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Dead-Guy: doubled99: schattenteufel Smartest
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2012-07-20 12:26:53 PM


doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

Homosexuals make some people feel uncomfortable.
People are afraid of feeling uncomfortable.



Then how come nobody's "Afro-phobic"
You just call them bigot or racist.

I'll help you..
Bigot's tend to be afraid too.. they usually have a similar denial of that fear that homophobes have.

However, the fear itself IS a little different.

Homophobes aren't afraid of gay people, they're afraid that they are possibly (and/or being perceived as) at least a "little gay." That's the entire point.

Have you ever liked a man? No? You might be surprised. Ever knew a guy at school that you wish you could be as cool as? or as attractive as? No?

Then how about a male superhero.. was he awesome, did he do cool things? was he wearing a body clinging costume that you found acceptable, as you viewed him in all of his muscular poses through countless pages or even issues? No?

Ever watch Nascar? did you like any of the drivers? Did you wish you could meet them? maybe get their autograph? Wouldn't you love a ride in their car?

Football fan? All those beefy young men jogging up and down the field in their skin tight pants? The QB's hands nestled against the taint spot of the Center? Did you recreate at home with your friends? Did you use uniforms when you did that or perhaps half of you stripped down to the waist for that? Grabbing the ball and clutching at one another fervently trying to pile your body on top of theirs? Did you, in fact, drop the pretense of having a football game entirely, and indulge in some "Kill the carrier?"

Wrestling fan? Half naked athletic bodies piling on top of each other? Skin-tight clothing leaving nothing to the imagination, as they hug and squeeze each other, or flip each other around, head to crotch, for some pile driving action?

A homophobic guy is terrified of the thought that he might be g ...
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Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay.
My Friend says: 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.'
I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.'
He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.'
I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?'
He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.'
I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?'
'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.'
'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?'
He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing c**ks.'

"There ya go...."

lawlz: A belief in the traditional family and cultural norms is not homophobia. When will you people finally understand this?

Having a belief in something is not the same as attempting to legislate that everyone else in the country live by your beliefs. When will you people finally understand this?

doubled99: Nobodys afaraid of homos. They just don't like them.

I don't know. I think I'd be afraid of the Goat-C guy. I'm sure he didn't get that attribute he displays by being straight.