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(Billings Gazette)   And you thought Starbucks had crappy coffee   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 61
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2012-07-20 01:11:39 AM
Now, if you want crappy coffee, that's what Kopi Luwak is for.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:00 AM

wjmorris3: Now, if you want crappy coffee, that's what Kopi Luwak is for.


Thread over.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:17 AM
i bet it tasted a bit nutty...
 
2012-07-20 01:14:51 AM

wantingout: i bet it tasted a bit nutty...


Agrees

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2012-07-20 01:16:21 AM
To be fair, Starbucks serves pretty good coffee.
 
2012-07-20 01:17:04 AM
This makes me sad. Coffee is sacred, and should be revered for the heavenly gift that it is.

/yes,
//even the poor quality stuff
/it's all caffeine goodness
 
2012-07-20 01:18:36 AM
fta "I was just so disturbed," Edwards said. "If the person is sick enough to go to that measure, what else are they capable of?"

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2012-07-20 01:23:29 AM
♫The best part of waking up... ♪ is shiat and piss in your cup! ♬
 
2012-07-20 01:24:09 AM

Notabunny: fta "I was just so disturbed," Edwards said. "If the person is sick enough to go to that measure, what else are they capable of?"

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That was good for 90 seconds of eye-watering laughter. Thanks!
 
2012-07-20 01:25:14 AM
My anaconda don't want none...
 
2012-07-20 01:26:39 AM
It's subtle and mild. Mild, like that first splash of sun on an April morning. This coffee is coffee the way it should be.
 
2012-07-20 01:32:09 AM
This is why I take a thermos of my own coffee to work.

Paranoia may destroy ya, but some might see it as self-preservation.
 
2012-07-20 01:34:17 AM
Screwing around with other people's food/drinks is a pussy thing to do, regardless of the circumstances.
 
2012-07-20 01:37:46 AM
DNA testing?
 
2012-07-20 01:39:06 AM
the culprit, who both urinated into the can of coffee grounds and four days later smeared feces directly in the machine.

hmm, quite the mystery here.... in the printer room of the chief executive's office ...

who can it be?

somebody doesn't like somebody who is makin' copies ...

printer tech? janitor? chief executive? or maybe the butler...
 
2012-07-20 01:40:09 AM
I though that WAS how Starbucks made their coffee...
 
2012-07-20 01:40:24 AM
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2012-07-20 01:44:55 AM
FTFA: "Later that day, the employees could still smell feces in the building. While cleaning, they found a Styrofoam cup in the closet across the hall that was also stained with feces. The cup was sent to the state crime lab in Missoula for fingerprint analysis.

It is not yet certain whether it was human feces or from an animal."


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Oh, hai. I've lost my poo cup. Have you found it?
 
2012-07-20 01:46:35 AM
the best part of waking up is feces in your cup.
 
2012-07-20 01:46:38 AM

Strongbeerrules: This is why I take a thermos of my own coffee to work..


kalua with baileys?
 
2012-07-20 01:48:16 AM
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2012-07-20 01:50:12 AM
You are in a courthouse, maybe don't take jobs that involve you ruining the lives of a fark ton of people unnecessarily.
 
2012-07-20 01:52:09 AM
So she finds the urine, the feces, the feces behind her desk, and she possibly has a key? Hmmm....
 
2012-07-20 01:55:04 AM

missiv:


came in for one else of these. thankfully fark delivered
 
2012-07-20 01:57:19 AM

WrongTrousers: So she finds the urine, the feces, the feces behind her desk, and she possibly has a key? Hmmm....


the first rule of tainting a courthouse coffee machine with urine and feces is, don't use your own urine and feces
 
2012-07-20 01:58:56 AM
They REALLY need to catch this culprit. Come on investigators, time to put on your game feces and get serious!
 
2012-07-20 02:04:01 AM
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I've heard the guy responsible also does living rooms.
 
2012-07-20 02:07:58 AM

robxiii: They REALLY need to catch this culprit. Come on investigators, time to put on your game feces and get serious!


Oh you... Urine corrigible!
 
2012-07-20 02:12:57 AM
You did what?!?!
cache.gawker.com
As God as my witness...
 
2012-07-20 02:14:10 AM

Mojax: My anaconda don't want none...


... if it ain't got Bunn...

cache.coffeehomedirect.com
 
2012-07-20 02:14:12 AM
I make, special for you

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2012-07-20 02:16:00 AM

Strongbeerrules: This is why I take a thermos of my own coffee to work.

Paranoia may destroy ya, but some might see it as self-preservation.


Clearly you are immune to being farked with. Just the same, I'm pissing and or jizzin in every thermos I see unattended on the off chance that your smug mouth is someday (hopefully soon love) going to be on the receiving end of a product of my body. In fact I walk around with my own thermos of Wierdass so as to always be ready and able when the opportunity arises. And it DOES.
 
2012-07-20 02:17:15 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: the best part of waking up is feces in your cup.


I laughed.
 
2012-07-20 02:17:34 AM
I have worked at Starbucks and I can assure you that if you behave badly you will, sooner or later, get some real nasty shiat in your drink.
 
2012-07-20 02:18:11 AM
OR... Or, is the coffee machine on the shiat is what Kierkegaard would say.
 
2012-07-20 02:20:05 AM
How often does this happen but nobody finds out about it.
 
2012-07-20 02:20:30 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I'm pissing and or jizzin in every thermos I see unattended on the off chance that your smug mouth is someday (hopefully soon love) going to be on the receiving end of a product of my body.


So, I guess that keeps you busy then
 
2012-07-20 02:43:07 AM

JorgiX: OR... Or, is the coffee machine on the shiat is what Kierkegaard would say.


As Grylls would say, "this is why you only drink your own piss".
 
2012-07-20 02:43:16 AM

klaybc: Mojax: My anaconda don't want none...

... if it ain't got Bunn...

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Don't diss my Bunn. Yes, I make my own coffee. I take a go cup and/or a thermos of it whenever I go anywhere when I might want some coffee. No, it's not because of the fourteen years I spent in the food service industry. But, why take chances.
 
2012-07-20 02:45:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: To be fair, Starbucks serves pretty good coffee.


Trololololo...

/RIP
 
2012-07-20 02:54:17 AM
Feces

Courthouse

Coffee

Suspect

Felony


(In constant sorrow through his days)

I am a man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my day.
I bid farewell to old Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.
(The place where he was born and raised)

For six long years I've been in trouble
No pleasures here on earth I found
For in this world I'm bound to ramble
I have no friends to help me now.

[chorus] He has no friends to help him now

It's fare thee well my old lover
I never expect to see you again
For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad
Perhaps I'll die upon this train.

[chorus] Perhaps he'll die upon this train.

You can bury me in some deep valley
For many years where I may lay
Then you may learn to love another
While I am sleeping in my grave.

[chorus] While he is sleeping in his grave.

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
My face you'll never see no more.
But there is one promise that is given
I'll meet you on God's golden shore.

[chorus] He'll meet you on God's golden shore.
 
2012-07-20 03:05:33 AM
"and found that someone had urinated into the can of grounds. She cleaned the pot with soap, vinegar and water."

rofl she didn't replace the damn coffee pot even after urine laced coffee was brewed in it
 
2012-07-20 03:29:02 AM
last line in Linkthis little movie
 
2012-07-20 03:41:58 AM
Don't know if they made copies? Did you at least check to see if they refilled the staplers?
 
2012-07-20 03:44:21 AM
ANACONDA - The best part of waking up? Not exactly.

I don't think it's a good morning when you wake up next to a freakin' anaconda.
 
2012-07-20 04:11:32 AM

insertsnarkyusername: You are in a courthouse, maybe don't take jobs that involve you ruining the lives of a fark ton of people unnecessarily.


Sounds like someone got a DUI or two.
 
2012-07-20 04:14:37 AM
Anyone with information is asked to call the police at 563-5242.

Am I the only one who finds it quaint when seeing phone numbers printed without the area code?
 
2012-07-20 04:29:23 AM

farkityfarker: insertsnarkyusername: You are in a courthouse, maybe don't take jobs that involve you ruining the lives of a fark ton of people unnecessarily.

Sounds like someone got a DUI or two.


No, possession of pot downgraded to disorderly conduct as a teenager. That was nothing, I was white and underage.
 
2012-07-20 07:03:30 AM

farkityfarker: Anyone with information is asked to call the police at 563-5242.

Am I the only one who finds it quaint when seeing phone numbers printed without the area code?


This place probably only stopped using letters at the beginning a few years ago.
 
2012-07-20 07:16:05 AM
Starbucks has bad coffee?
 
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