wjmorris3: Now, if you want crappy coffee, that's what Kopi Luwak is for.
wantingout: i bet it tasted a bit nutty...
Notabunny: fta "I was just so disturbed," Edwards said. "If the person is sick enough to go to that measure, what else are they capable of?"[img.photobucket.com image 400x594]
Strongbeerrules: This is why I take a thermos of my own coffee to work..
WrongTrousers: So she finds the urine, the feces, the feces behind her desk, and she possibly has a key? Hmmm....
robxiii: They REALLY need to catch this culprit. Come on investigators, time to put on your game feces and get serious!
Mojax: My anaconda don't want none...
Strongbeerrules: This is why I take a thermos of my own coffee to work.Paranoia may destroy ya, but some might see it as self-preservation.
What_Would_Jimi_Do: the best part of waking up is feces in your cup.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: I'm pissing and or jizzin in every thermos I see unattended on the off chance that your smug mouth is someday (hopefully soon love) going to be on the receiving end of a product of my body.
JorgiX: OR... Or, is the coffee machine on the shiat is what Kierkegaard would say.
klaybc: Mojax: My anaconda don't want none...... if it ain't got Bunn...[cache.coffeehomedirect.com image 500x500]
AverageAmericanGuy: To be fair, Starbucks serves pretty good coffee.
insertsnarkyusername: You are in a courthouse, maybe don't take jobs that involve you ruining the lives of a fark ton of people unnecessarily.
farkityfarker: insertsnarkyusername: You are in a courthouse, maybe don't take jobs that involve you ruining the lives of a fark ton of people unnecessarily.Sounds like someone got a DUI or two.
farkityfarker: Anyone with information is asked to call the police at 563-5242.Am I the only one who finds it quaint when seeing phone numbers printed without the area code?
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