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(Daily Mail)   CougarLife.com: for MOTHER F***ERS   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2012-07-19 10:34:34 PM  
I've never been to CougarLife but I farked your mom, subby.
 
2012-07-19 11:04:32 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-20 01:50:14 AM  
Bravo.
 
2012-07-20 02:50:11 AM  
s146208017.onlinehome.us
 
2012-07-20 03:49:57 AM  
oddly enough I saw one of those billboards today and thought it was a joke.huh.
Whats next olddudeswithbackhairandviagra.com ?
 
2012-07-20 03:55:52 AM  
Oh wow... I'm impressed. Well nothing like being straight to the point.
 
2012-07-20 03:55:58 AM  
A woman who is 35 is not yet a cougar, especially if she's dating a guy who is 30. You need at least 15 to 20 years of age gap. Like a MILF without kids.
 
2012-07-20 04:04:22 AM  
So another dating site with a 20:1 ratio? k.
 
2012-07-20 04:04:46 AM  
Cub? I thought that was what young guys are called in a gay relationship with the older guy being called a bear.

WIth my GF being 17 years older than me, I was led to believe that I am a "tadpole" and Google seems to agree with me.
 
2012-07-20 04:06:21 AM  
I go to a gym full of cougars. Where I'm working on becoming cougar bait.

Well worth $40 a month.
 
2012-07-20 04:08:55 AM  
I'm ok with this - I just wish this shiat existed when I could call my self young and attractive without giggling.
 
2012-07-20 04:14:16 AM  
www.broadwayabridged.com

I was looking for the scene from History of the World Part 1, but managed to find this instead.
 
2012-07-20 04:34:32 AM  

tetsoushima: I was looking for the scene from History of the World Part 1, but managed to find this instead.


O_O MY LIFE HAS NEW PURPOSE NOW. MUST SEE THIS.
 
2012-07-20 05:14:39 AM  

alienated: oddly enough I saw one of those billboards today and thought it was a joke.huh.
Whats next olddudeswithbackhairandviagra.com ?


Actually, that's sugardaddy.com
 
2012-07-20 05:57:29 AM  
Who'd wanna Fark old b*i*t*c*h*e*s?????? (i.e. dried up and wrinkled and gravel-voiced n' shiat)
 
2012-07-20 06:25:03 AM  

Buffet: Who'd wanna Fark old b*i*t*c*h*e*s?????? (i.e. dried up and wrinkled and gravel-voiced n' shiat)


Yes, 35+ means old and dried up. When you turn 14, step off a tall building. It will save you a life of gravely voiced, wrinkly disappointment.
 
2012-07-20 07:01:11 AM  
I've heard they award prizes to the best rated males. The worse rated ones receive only a wallet as a complementary gift.

www.tfhsg.com
 
2012-07-20 07:11:44 AM  
Wrinkles rule! Im 38 so I dont show up on a cougars radar, but I look a lot younger, so I can hustle the dumber cougars into thinking they are banging a young guy.

/Of course alcohol also helps a lot
 
2012-07-20 07:13:40 AM  
Heh heh

"The areas have become the 'cougar capital', according to the website, with more members in the 90069 zip code than anywhere else in the U.S."

/Giggity
 
2012-07-20 07:37:34 AM  

Legios: Heh heh

"The areas have become the 'cougar capital', according to the website, with more members in the 90069 zip code than anywhere else in the U.S."

/Giggity


West Hollyweird.
Jeebus mahoney, I wouldn't touch any of that with someone else's marlin spike.
 
2012-07-20 07:40:14 AM  
It must be a blast acting as ego support for women with such a sense of entitlement.
 
2012-07-20 07:46:06 AM  
Why would you go to a dating website for cougars? They're even easier then a drunk-off-her-ass early 20's girl.
 
2012-07-20 07:49:49 AM  

maggoo: I've heard they award prizes to the best rated males. The worse rated ones receive only a wallet as a complementary gift.

[www.tfhsg.com image 640x480]


What? They was talking 'bout Shaft.
 
2012-07-20 07:56:11 AM  
They advertise on the Stern show a lot, and have the worst, most annoying commercials ever.
 
2012-07-20 08:11:13 AM  
They've also been outer as a scam site. They have 'cougar' profiles that will message you constantly if you are a free member, and you have to sign up and pay in order to read the messages and do anything else. Once you pay, all those active female profiles go silent. Quite a few articles/message boards talk about it.
 
2012-07-20 08:21:36 AM  

msupf: They've also been outer as a scam site. They have 'cougar' profiles that will message you constantly if you are a free member, and you have to sign up and pay in order to read the messages and do anything else. Once you pay, all those active female profiles go silent. Quite a few articles/message boards talk about it.


Wow, sucks for those guys. There are hundreds of women looking for sex with me right now.
I don't even need to visit those sites, they want me so bad they buy advertisements.
 
2012-07-20 08:25:08 AM  
Awesome headline.

+1
 
2012-07-20 08:29:03 AM  
I assumed billboard companies would totally shy away from allowing that on their signs.
 
2012-07-20 08:44:46 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 08:46:56 AM  
Thread, I am dissappoint.
 
2012-07-20 08:50:02 AM  

nytmare: I assumed billboard companies would totally shy away from allowing that on their signs.


The pixelated letters are actually on the sign. It's not just something the Daily Fail did for their article.


That said, I feel sorry for people who fall for dating "get laid now" scam sites like these.
 
2012-07-20 08:56:00 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Why would you go to a dating website for cougars? They're even easier then a drunk-off-her-ass early 20's girl.


Yeah. Women who self-identify as cougars even embarrass drunk-ass sorority chicks in terms of desperation.
 
2012-07-20 08:56:15 AM  
This website had been trolling forums at a few of the news sites I got to for quite a while now. This seems like little more than just another trolling attempt to garner up people to come to their site and realize that there are way more men than women there.

You want a dating site where the women outnumber the men? It's called Facebook.
 
2012-07-20 09:08:41 AM  

wildcardjack: I go to a gym full of cougars. Where I'm working on becoming cougar bait.

Well worth $40 a month.


I think you're selling yourself short. I don't even work out and I'd charge way more than $40.00 a month.

/is cougar synonymous with sugar momma?
 
2012-07-20 09:14:17 AM  
Anybody else think that is a captain obvious headline? I'll give you it takes a lack of discretion to trot it out on a billboard, but much like dropping an Fbomb in a client presentation, it gets attention but there's nothing particularly clever about it.
 
2012-07-20 09:14:17 AM  
What the fark. This site is a few years old at least. When did ric romero start seeding links?
 
2012-07-20 09:14:19 AM  
No pics of cougars? Farkers are slipping
 
2012-07-20 09:18:17 AM  
www.thebuzzmedia.com
 
2012-07-20 09:23:47 AM  
Westboro Baptist to picket in 3,2,1
 
2012-07-20 09:26:55 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics of cougars? Farkers are slipping


fine. here you go.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-20 09:28:07 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-07-20 09:31:20 AM  
My cougar days are long gone. But there were some pretty good pickins' in the late 70's


/I mean 1970's! Not 70yrs
//Really, I'm not into that!

///Oh, who am I kidding, I can remove a Depends with one hand and tune in Kay Kyser on the Crosley with the other at the same time.
 
2012-07-20 09:37:38 AM  

nytmare: I assumed billboard companies would totally shy away from allowing that on their signs.


It's in WeHo. Practically anything goes there.

/old, but not a cougar
//seriously. really, I swear
 
2012-07-20 09:43:26 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics of cougars? Farkers are slipping

fine. here you go.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]


That's a catamount. Not my cup of tea
 
2012-07-20 09:58:25 AM  

unchellmatt: maggoo: I've heard they award prizes to the best rated males. The worse rated ones receive only a wallet as a complementary gift.

[www.tfhsg.com image 640x480]

What? They was talking 'bout Shaft.


You're damn right.
 
2012-07-20 10:00:59 AM  
Cougars are just girls with daddy issues all grow'd up.
 
2012-07-20 10:20:15 AM  

wildcardjack: I go to a gym full of cougars. Where I'm working on becoming cougar bait.

Well worth $40 a month.


This.

Public Savant: I'm ok with this - I just wish this shiat existed when I could call my self young and attractive without giggling.


And that.
 
2012-07-20 10:22:14 AM  

WhippingBoy: Cougars are just girls with daddy issues all grow'd up.


Yes...yes they are.
 
2012-07-20 10:36:22 AM  
My co-worker recently went through a divorce and reentered the dating scene. Now, he is in good shape, has a very good job plus military retirement pay (read: $$$$$$$$) and is reasonably good-looking.

He was awash in 30-to-45-year-old women: dates, emails, friend requests, sexts (unrequested, unreciprocated, sometimes unknown but never unappreciated). He didn't need to go to some scam site for such crap; it was all Facebook, Match (the place to meet crazy women), and Plenty Of Fish (the place to meet crazy sluts). There is plenty of attractive-but-damaged tail out there without going to desperation sites like CougarLife!

Eventually he got a stalker and decided to go monogamous with a less-crazy woman.

I have no idea where grown-ups go online to meet sane partners, I met my wife 12 years ago at a dance club where we both stuck out as "not skeezy."
 
2012-07-20 10:37:52 AM  
Cougars love me; I've had my fair share.I'm 26 and look very young but Im generally well dressed and carry myself well enough where the coogs just eat it up.

The thing about cougars is they LOVE compliments. Young girls hear how hot they are ad nauseum but older chicks, even very hot ones, are much more receptive to compliments.
 
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