revrendjim: Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever.
Well, it's been fun, Mittens. Nice knowin' ya.This little pet cause of yours just cost you the 2012 Presidential election. What are you going to do now?
I'm goin' to the Tiki Theater with Fred Willard!
Loucifer: Limited access to porn is the leading cause of terrorism.
spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.Shouldn't that be second Bible?
wildcardjack: Porn isn't keeping me single. A history of crazy girlfriends and a county DA who got a murder conviction against a man when his runaway prone manic depressive wife went missing just makes me a little leery.And if it turned out that Romney was opposed to illegal porn downloads it could be just as terrifying, with broad powers turned to the topic and every male's computer being subject to seizure just incase you had illegally downloaded porn./I'm working on a way out of this crazy place.//Could someone suggest a town where the women ain't crazy?
revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.
Yuri Futanari: People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul
themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.
coeyagi: Good fun, there is a Mormon bubbling generator!Here is what happens when you go Saudi with it![i.imgur.com image 600x420]
fringedmyotis: Yeah, well I'll bet that chicken porn will stay 100% legal.
Musikslayer: FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.
Cletus C.: So, Romney plans to buy the porn industry?
Lost Thought 00: Mercutio74: Plus, how do you stop the internet?The Great American Firewall
quatchi: According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".
jules_siegel: stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?Colorado?
randomjsa: The problem you run to here is that back when pron production companies were being prosecuted...People were going to jail and companies were going out of business.But surely they couldn't have been doing anything... wrong or illegal... No no, clearly this is just a witch hunt.If what you're doing is legal then its protected by the Constitution so what are you worried about?
Nobodyn0se: YOU CAN HAVE MY PORN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, CALLOUSED HANDS!
Virulency: is he trying to piss off the entire internet?
Yuri Futanari: Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.
miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.
revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.
dopeydwarf: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.
teto85: Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.
WI241TH: Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)
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