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2012-07-20 03:04:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-20 03:05:01 AM
If anything, Mitt spanks it to images of the Octomom! after all, isn't a women who can birth 8 children at once the ultimate Mormon wet dream!

All kidding aside, I'm starting to think that Mitt is intentionally throwing the election, whats he going to come out against next, Football?
 
2012-07-20 03:05:55 AM

Lusebagage: If anything, Mitt spanks it to images of the Octomom! after all, isn't a women who can birth 8 children at once the ultimate Mormon wet dream!

All kidding aside, I'm starting to think that Mitt is intentionally throwing the election, whats he going to come out against next, Football?


Sexy dancing music videos?
 
2012-07-20 03:06:15 AM
Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.

I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.
 
2012-07-20 03:06:48 AM
"If you took porn off the internet, there'd be just one website called 'bringbacktheporn.com.'"

-Dr. Perry Cox
 
2012-07-20 03:06:56 AM

liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.


See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!
 
2012-07-20 03:07:05 AM
Yeah, I grew up Mormon in Utah. Porn is very important to the sometimes tenuous grasp Mormons have on their sanity. I might vote Romney just to see what happens with that...
 
2012-07-20 03:07:15 AM

Yuri Futanari: Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.

I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.


Post of the year, right here.
 
2012-07-20 03:09:25 AM
Limited access to porn is the leading cause of terrorism.
 
2012-07-20 03:10:11 AM

Yuri Futanari: People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul


Wait a minute, are you talking about porn, or fox news?
 
2012-07-20 03:10:57 AM
Here's the motivational poster espiainin it...

i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 03:12:34 AM

quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!


The funniest part is the bubbled suggests nudity. None of those models are nude. Take the bubbles away and they are just good looking women with bikinis. The suggestion is the porn.

www.impactpress.com
 
2012-07-20 03:13:16 AM
"You don't go after your neighbor who happens to get a magazine in the mail," he explained.


What if ... uh ... my neighbor ... happens to get 23 magazines, a ferret, and I can't believe it's not butter in the mail every week, can I be prosecuted then?
 
2012-07-20 03:15:06 AM
Campaign Advisor Wheatley: Well, we've already lost the entire female vote. Might as well lose the entire male vote as well.
 
2012-07-20 03:15:48 AM

Loucifer: Limited access to porn is the leading cause of terrorism.


Case in point:

Syria: Strict Muslim country, so no bacon, no beer, and no porn.

U.S.A.: Many religions, bacon and beer are allowed by most, porn is available to all.

The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

People don't have the energy to want to be terrorists after they've had a plate of tasty delicious bacon and a bedtime yank. It's what keeps America safe.

Why doesn't Mitt Romney want America to be safe? Does Mitt Romney hate America? I'm just asking questions.
 
2012-07-20 03:16:14 AM
is he trying to piss off the entire internet?
 
2012-07-20 03:17:38 AM

Virulency: is he trying to piss off the entire internet?


Does he know what the internet is?
 
2012-07-20 03:19:48 AM

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.


Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
 
2012-07-20 03:21:56 AM

Saturday's Warrior: revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.


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2012-07-20 03:28:19 AM

quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!


Same here. Thanks, Fark!
 
2012-07-20 03:29:43 AM
It's not like I need the image in my head. At any rate, porn isn't in danger. Romney will flip-flop as soon as a few pornographers grease his palms (with a few bucks).
 
2012-07-20 03:30:18 AM

liquidsiphon: Virulency: is he trying to piss off the entire internet?

Does he know what the internet is?


Something his minions use to make him money I'd guess... Imagine if he found out about fark.... Or reddit or gasp.... 4chan....
 
2012-07-20 03:32:13 AM
You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.
 
2012-07-20 03:33:22 AM

AnonAmbientLight: You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.


I think we are beyond 2.0. We hit full on vista version. This should be fun.
 
2012-07-20 03:35:54 AM
Cool, Mitt. Let's ship all the porn production/distribution jobs overseas.
 
2012-07-20 03:39:22 AM

cman: I dont trust anything that comes from the Romney campaign.

This asshole will tell the person what they want to hear.

Romney could give two shiats about porn. He just wants their votes, just like all the other flip-flopping bullshiat that comes from his mouth.


Romney lies because he genuinely believes it's ok to lie
Link

Romney routine lying -- His Big Lie strategy
Link

Link
 
2012-07-20 03:40:55 AM
THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!

/and I didn't even want to vote for Obama to begin with. Fark I may have to send him money now.
 
2012-07-20 03:45:12 AM
We could ask Ann Romney about this but she's had such a hard day she's taking a long bath and reading "50 Shades of Grey" with that special neck massager that makes the house lights dim when she turns it on.
 
2012-07-20 03:57:33 AM
So Romney is promising to be the new Steve Jobs?
 
2012-07-20 03:58:16 AM
Our porn may be safe. There is a chance Romney will not even be the nominee. If it turns out he took the Swiss account amnesty in 2009, he could be done. It's crazy to think Mitt could be out of it in just a week or two, but it is really possible.
 
2012-07-20 04:08:32 AM
Actually the silliest part of the article was the bit about how they didn't have a clue how they could deal with overseas porn sites.

They were simply pretending they cd make a difference to the porn industry by shutting down the US sites

Completely oblivious to the basic principles of the Internet
 
2012-07-20 04:08:41 AM

HighZoolander: "You don't go after your neighbor who happens to get a magazine in the mail," he explained.


What if ... uh ... my neighbor ... happens to get 23 magazines, a ferret, and I can't believe it's not butter in the mail every week, can I be prosecuted then?


Depends, what are the animal cruelty laws like in your state? Also, real men use real butter.

Bucky Katt: It's not like I need the image in my head. At any rate, porn isn't in danger. Romney will flip-flop as soon as a few pornographers grease his palms (with a few bucks).


Yup, and its going to be freaking hilarious to watch him defend porn. I'm really hoping that this becomes a major news story so he's forced to comment.
 
2012-07-20 04:15:51 AM
YOU CAN HAVE MY PORN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, CALLOUSED HANDS!
 
2012-07-20 04:17:00 AM
"Trueman"? Isn't that overcompensating a bit?
 
2012-07-20 04:17:21 AM
"I invented the Internets" A. Gore

"I invented bubbling" M.Romney

/the contributors to progress
 
2012-07-20 04:20:14 AM

Nobodyn0se: YOU CAN HAVE MY PORN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, CALLOUSED HANDS!


May I show something in a lubricating, soothing balm for those overworked palms?
 
2012-07-20 04:30:27 AM
Mitt is definitely hitting the fan now.
 
2012-07-20 04:36:11 AM

Nadie_AZ: Aaaaaaand he just might have motivated every single college student out there.


To not vote for him.

/I guess that's what you meant.
 
2012-07-20 04:37:22 AM
Well, i have a Question for Rmoney in this regard.
Is he hard at work on this issue

OR

HARD, At work, On this issue?
 
2012-07-20 04:40:09 AM

revrendjim: Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever.


Sticky temple garments?
/Holy Nocturnal Emission!
 
2012-07-20 05:10:58 AM
Back in the day.....

www.nndb.com

..we didn't need porn.....

...fap, fap, fap
 
2012-07-20 05:33:00 AM

liquidsiphon: AnonAmbientLight: You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.

I think we are beyond 2.0. We hit full on vista version. This should be fun.


You never go full Vista.
 
2012-07-20 05:37:54 AM
The problem you run to here is that back when pron production companies were being prosecuted...

People were going to jail and companies were going out of business.

But surely they couldn't have been doing anything... wrong or illegal... No no, clearly this is just a witch hunt.

If what you're doing is legal then its protected by the Constitution so what are you worried about?
 
2012-07-20 05:40:17 AM

randomjsa: i>





I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name
 
2012-07-20 05:50:35 AM
Romney isn't actually saying much about what he will do if elected.

He's probably going to have a very hawkish foreign policy (more new wars) and a stance on porn as stated in the article.

But he's reaching out to the Independents. He knows the teabaggers and other far right types have nowhere else to go.
 
2012-07-20 05:52:32 AM

Vodka Zombie: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon PONIES.


FTFY

I wonder if this will finally convince my raging neocon friend (who is also a raging pervert) that Romney is bad. Hell, the guy WRITES porn. He could go to jail under this.
 
2012-07-20 05:57:08 AM

wildcardjack: Porn isn't keeping me single. A history of crazy girlfriends and a county DA who got a murder conviction against a man when his runaway prone manic depressive wife went missing just makes me a little leery.

And if it turned out that Romney was opposed to illegal porn downloads it could be just as terrifying, with broad powers turned to the topic and every male's computer being subject to seizure just incase you had illegally downloaded porn.

/I'm working on a way out of this crazy place.
//Could someone suggest a town where the women ain't crazy?


In Portland and Seattle the guys are alllllmost as crazy as the chicks, so you don't notice so much.
 
2012-07-20 06:01:08 AM

Vodka Zombie: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon.


Gotta f*uck'em all...
 
2012-07-20 06:18:08 AM
"Job creator" my ass.
 
2012-07-20 06:19:27 AM
Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.
 
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